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El Dorko (also answers to Joe)
@alphadork.bsky.social
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Lefty law professor, litigator, mediator, and enemy of carceral capitalism. Into football (#GoPackGo🧀), basketball, politics, Modern Monetary Theory, economics, law, and public policy. Also donuts. And espresso. And dachshunds.
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November 30, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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Hell yeah!
A shot of the TV during the Packers/Niners game noting that Josh Jacobs broke the Niners 55 game streak of not allowing a 100-yard rusher. The longest such streak in the NFL since 1955.
November 25, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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I literally just bought his jersey
A white Packers road jersey bearing # 29 with “-X-“ in the name plate
November 25, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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Look at my new jersey! #gopackgo 💚💛💚
A white Packers road jersey with the number 29 and “- X -“ on the name plate (Xavier McKinney’s nickname)
November 23, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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SF City Hall tonight
A photo of San Francisco City Hall and its dome, in the dark, lit up in the colors of the trans flag.
November 21, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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November 21, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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Ok - just stay with me: flavored cement!
(Photo for the algorithm)
A photo of a yellow Adirondack chair in a field of bright green astroturfing, with a black ear-buds case resting on its left arm.
November 13, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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August 2, 2024 at 10:39 PM
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If you see this, post a bridge
The Golden Gate Bridge in the distance across the San Francisco Bay
July 26, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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If you see this, post a photo without explanation
A photo of a plastic dachshund skeleton in the window of a cafe.
June 30, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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Thought of the Day:
Homosexuality is found in 1,500 species. Homophobia is found in one. Which is unnatural?
June 16, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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#Truth
A painting of Herman Melville with the text “of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well house, well warmed, and well fed.” Attributed to Herman Melville, from Poor Man’s Pudding and Rich Man’s Crumbs, 1854.
June 10, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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Well damn!
A screen shot of a tweet from Ara Hagopian, that reads as follows: “Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog” is a palindrome.
June 8, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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A New Yorker cartoon showing the justices of the US Supreme Court standing around a table with papers on it, and Justice Kagan is saying “Oh, so now when it’s time to order lunch you’re impartial.”
May 18, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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A photo of page 97 from the book “Spells, Charms and Incantations” with a finger pointing to the entry that reads “You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.”
May 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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Just when I thought I had already seen the best headline of all time.
May 11, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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I just... wait, what?
May 11, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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A picture of a bird dog puppy with the caption “This is the dog ‘Cricket’ that Kristi Noem shot to death.”
April 30, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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TIL that Chat GPT cannot do arithmetic. 🤯
April 27, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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Seeing them everywhere!
April 22, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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I just saw one yesterday!
April 19, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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A dachshund on a blue comforter with his head resting on his human’s belly
April 18, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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Elon Musk now promoting CyberTruck as a solution to poverty and the housing crisis.
March 8, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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An article in Vanity Fair about Tim Cook and the new Apple Vision Pro virtual reality headset notes the mass of the headset, equating it to the weight of 5 sticks of butter, and my only observation is that Americans will do literally anything to avoid using the metric system.
A photo of the cover of Vanity Fair showing Apple CEO Tim Cook dressed in black jeans, a black long sleeve t-shirt, and a pair of Nike retro kicks; reclining in an Eames Aluminum Group chair; wearing an Apple Vision Pro virtual reality headset; and pinching his right index finger to his thumb (which I believe is how you do a mouse click while wearing the Apple Vision Pro).
February 1, 2024 at 2:04 PM