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John Backflip
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
05 Nov 2025
Three tiny apes walk down the street in the manner of the Garbage Ape, bouncing a trash can on top of their small heads. A crowd of three cats cheer as they watch them approach. Two owls watch the entire scene, and one says "Garbage apelings."
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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bloomfilters.bsky.social
BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
13 Oct 2025
Heathcliff rides down the street in his open-top ham car past an autumn tree whose colored leaves are falling. Two meat store employees watch from their shop's entrance, and one says "This is great ham weather."
October 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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lunasapphire.com
this is money cat, repost to get money
A black cat with six $100 bills on his back
September 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
26 Aug 2025
Hewthcliff lies back on a scaffolding and paints on the ceiling, much like Michelangelo did when he painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. On the ceiling, he's painting a cloud-filled sky with a few Jimmy the frogs floating, one of them wearing a cherubic toga. Grandma Nutmeg and a friend watch the painting, and Grandma says "He's painting the Jimmy ceiling."
August 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
peak clickhole for me was I Wore A Fat Suit For 24 Hours To See What Life Is Like For Your Mom
August 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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lucavi.bsky.social
let eat
August 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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grobiansyboe.bsky.social
Woodwind instruments answer the question they pose. Yes, it would.
August 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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bzvowell.bsky.social
I have invented the Vegan hontdog. Pray I do not invent anything more.
August 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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jessehawken.bsky.social
What's going on with “ The boyfriend" and, in some cases, "girls” who seem to have finished their spaghetti and meat balls?
July 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
24 Jun 2025
Heathcliff drives in his ham car, a small car shaped like a ham (and probably made of ham, let's be real) past a straight couple and a sign that says "HAM LIMIT 25." The man looks over at him and says "He's going way over the ham limit."
June 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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nickpants.bsky.social
happy 5 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate
wife absolutely crushed due to lack of shredded cheese
June 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
I'm on a "sea" gull diet. I'm eating french fries off the ground in the parking lot
June 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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roxiqt.com
My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.
June 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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catbus.phd
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Johnathan Frakes hosting 'Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction' but he's wearing David Byrne's Big Suit and saying Have you ever found yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile?
May 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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kateness.bsky.social
Light as a feather, smorg as a board
May 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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welcome to the bathroom
July 26, 2023 at 1:11 AM
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cosmoslionheart.bsky.social
this one goes out to the ancestors who had to shit themselves nasty style for generations so i could have a tolerance for the night cheese
May 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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maxkriegervg.bsky.social
this 1996 commercial for claritin sent me into flight or flight. an absolute psycho directed this
April 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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questabandoner.bsky.social
"Bless you" to anyone sneezing rn
April 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
31 Mar 2025
Heathcliff waters a tree outside of the Meat Store with several hams growing among its leaves. The meat store employee remarks to a customer "Spring has sprung."
April 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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gueldenloewe.bsky.social
Ich lehne die Sommerzeit ab und mit diesem Post widerspreche ich offiziell der Sommerzeit. Außerdem verbiete ich der Sommerzeit meinen Körper zu betreten. 🕰️

Teile auch du diesen Post auf Facebook um der Sommerzeit zu widersprechen. 🔁

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March 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
i’ve never been so obsessed with a video. please turn your sound on
March 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM