Allegra Lockstadt (she/her)
@alockstadt.bsky.social
Freelance Interdiscplinary Artist & Pal.
📍 Minneapolis / Saint Paul, MN, United States of America. (Dakota and Anishinaabe land)
🙂 https://www.allegralockstadt.com/
🙃 https://www.instagram.com/alockstadt
📍 Minneapolis / Saint Paul, MN, United States of America. (Dakota and Anishinaabe land)
🙂 https://www.allegralockstadt.com/
🙃 https://www.instagram.com/alockstadt
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when we moved into our house there was an odd amount of cabinets in the basement (like 9!!!). I just finished up a weekend job and have got rid of 3!! only 2 more to go 💪😤💪
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
when we moved into our house there was an odd amount of cabinets in the basement (like 9!!!). I just finished up a weekend job and have got rid of 3!! only 2 more to go 💪😤💪
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“Still Life with Three Puppies” by Paul Gaugin, 1888, MOMA
August 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
“Still Life with Three Puppies” by Paul Gaugin, 1888, MOMA
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Bluesky has finally, quietly posted a position for a one-year remote contract Policy Lead, Trust & Safety position.
Trans people who qualify, apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i...
We need someone competent in this role if this place is going to survive.
Trans people who qualify, apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i...
We need someone competent in this role if this place is going to survive.
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Bluesky has finally, quietly posted a position for a one-year remote contract Policy Lead, Trust & Safety position.
Trans people who qualify, apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i...
We need someone competent in this role if this place is going to survive.
Trans people who qualify, apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i...
We need someone competent in this role if this place is going to survive.
ok bluesky, help me through a plight that I have:
JAR LID OPENERS. what do you use or recommend for tools/products?
I am at the age where a stuck jar lid will end me and I need to find something to get past it.
JAR LID OPENERS. what do you use or recommend for tools/products?
I am at the age where a stuck jar lid will end me and I need to find something to get past it.
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
ok bluesky, help me through a plight that I have:
JAR LID OPENERS. what do you use or recommend for tools/products?
I am at the age where a stuck jar lid will end me and I need to find something to get past it.
JAR LID OPENERS. what do you use or recommend for tools/products?
I am at the age where a stuck jar lid will end me and I need to find something to get past it.
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a business card with the job title 'primary tormenter'
September 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a business card with the job title 'primary tormenter'
boyfriend has 6 (SIX!!) bikes that he doesn't really ride much anymore and is thinking of starting to part with them or figure out what to do with them.
I suggested that he should weld them together into a mega tall bike.
I suggested that he should weld them together into a mega tall bike.
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
boyfriend has 6 (SIX!!) bikes that he doesn't really ride much anymore and is thinking of starting to part with them or figure out what to do with them.
I suggested that he should weld them together into a mega tall bike.
I suggested that he should weld them together into a mega tall bike.
look not to be this guy but I was listening a bunch to the goo goo dolls consistently BEFORE they started having their current comeback into the zeitgeist (snl sketch 2 weeks ago, tiny desk concert, deadpool/wolverine)
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
look not to be this guy but I was listening a bunch to the goo goo dolls consistently BEFORE they started having their current comeback into the zeitgeist (snl sketch 2 weeks ago, tiny desk concert, deadpool/wolverine)
had to leave an event early because the chair was too hard and causing me pain :'(
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
had to leave an event early because the chair was too hard and causing me pain :'(
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Excited to share that I’ve been included in Melanie Walby’s inaugural artist calendar for her brand Shop Good Graces. This calendar is available for preorder!
goodgraces.store/product/2026...
goodgraces.store/product/2026...
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Excited to share that I’ve been included in Melanie Walby’s inaugural artist calendar for her brand Shop Good Graces. This calendar is available for preorder!
goodgraces.store/product/2026...
goodgraces.store/product/2026...
trying to be positive. this is helping.
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
trying to be positive. this is helping.
Excited to share that I’ve been included in Melanie Walby’s inaugural artist calendar for her brand Shop Good Graces. This calendar is available for preorder!
goodgraces.store/product/2026...
goodgraces.store/product/2026...
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Excited to share that I’ve been included in Melanie Walby’s inaugural artist calendar for her brand Shop Good Graces. This calendar is available for preorder!
goodgraces.store/product/2026...
goodgraces.store/product/2026...
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an orca patiently sitting through a Geico commercial before it can watch a boat sinking tutorial on youtube
May 13, 2024 at 9:55 PM
an orca patiently sitting through a Geico commercial before it can watch a boat sinking tutorial on youtube
Just Make Up is such a good show. I am so sad that the finale is here because that means I have no more episodes 😭
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Just Make Up is such a good show. I am so sad that the finale is here because that means I have no more episodes 😭
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With the Scanned Textures tagline being "Real textures from real objects for your projects", it does create some absurd situations.
Behold hay on a scanner.
#artassets #designassets #gameassets #assetpack #indiedev #graphicdesign #textures #design #art
Behold hay on a scanner.
#artassets #designassets #gameassets #assetpack #indiedev #graphicdesign #textures #design #art
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
With the Scanned Textures tagline being "Real textures from real objects for your projects", it does create some absurd situations.
Behold hay on a scanner.
#artassets #designassets #gameassets #assetpack #indiedev #graphicdesign #textures #design #art
Behold hay on a scanner.
#artassets #designassets #gameassets #assetpack #indiedev #graphicdesign #textures #design #art
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They should invent a California where you can afford to live
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They should invent a California where you can afford to live
6am flight tomorrow. I am packed, in bed and ready to wake up at 4am.
meanwhile, boyfriend has partially packed but is now fully playing csgo, hasn't packed his carry on at all, AND he also was like 'oh yeah I am also going to give myself a haircut tonight'
not judging, you do you but boy howdy!
meanwhile, boyfriend has partially packed but is now fully playing csgo, hasn't packed his carry on at all, AND he also was like 'oh yeah I am also going to give myself a haircut tonight'
not judging, you do you but boy howdy!
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
6am flight tomorrow. I am packed, in bed and ready to wake up at 4am.
meanwhile, boyfriend has partially packed but is now fully playing csgo, hasn't packed his carry on at all, AND he also was like 'oh yeah I am also going to give myself a haircut tonight'
not judging, you do you but boy howdy!
meanwhile, boyfriend has partially packed but is now fully playing csgo, hasn't packed his carry on at all, AND he also was like 'oh yeah I am also going to give myself a haircut tonight'
not judging, you do you but boy howdy!
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Good morning. I woke up at 7AM and have had a cup and a half of coffee already.
A lot of people outside Minneapolis probably are wondering what's going. What's happened to the "Midwest Mamdani"?
And a lot of people who just learned about us this year are probably confused. It's okay!
A lot of people outside Minneapolis probably are wondering what's going. What's happened to the "Midwest Mamdani"?
And a lot of people who just learned about us this year are probably confused. It's okay!
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Good morning. I woke up at 7AM and have had a cup and a half of coffee already.
A lot of people outside Minneapolis probably are wondering what's going. What's happened to the "Midwest Mamdani"?
And a lot of people who just learned about us this year are probably confused. It's okay!
A lot of people outside Minneapolis probably are wondering what's going. What's happened to the "Midwest Mamdani"?
And a lot of people who just learned about us this year are probably confused. It's okay!
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
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We have 1 hour until polls close! There’s still time to go vote and make your voice heard. Start texting your friends and neighbors to make sure they’ve voted today!
Find your polling place: pollfinder.sos.mn.gov
Find your polling place: pollfinder.sos.mn.gov
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
We have 1 hour until polls close! There’s still time to go vote and make your voice heard. Start texting your friends and neighbors to make sure they’ve voted today!
Find your polling place: pollfinder.sos.mn.gov
Find your polling place: pollfinder.sos.mn.gov
friendly reminder to bust out your SAD lamps. Fired mine up for the first time this season and I think it's helping????
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
friendly reminder to bust out your SAD lamps. Fired mine up for the first time this season and I think it's helping????
why is it midnight right now
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
why is it midnight right now
after a 10 year gap/haitus, i can report that barebones is still a very peak mpls event (it was great)
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
after a 10 year gap/haitus, i can report that barebones is still a very peak mpls event (it was great)
small business sunday. I am really digging deep to try to drag my last brain cell into action on all of the week planning + tasks I need to get ahead on🫠
November 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
small business sunday. I am really digging deep to try to drag my last brain cell into action on all of the week planning + tasks I need to get ahead on🫠
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