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Al Morton 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇪🇸🌱🩵
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The Al Morton TakeOut podcast, writer, guitarist, martial artist, rejoin EU and tofu enthusiast. No DMs, no crypto. https://almorton.podbean.com/
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My substack piece on Trump's ballroom and related matters. open.substack.com/pub/mattcarr...
Ballroom Blitz
Why the One Percent are Partying like it’s 1933
open.substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Project Here.
June 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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BREAKING: The brave commandos who took on Greta Thunberg and her terrorist army are being treated in hospital for exposure to baby formula. Praying they pull through 🙏
June 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Nobody should be supplying weapons to Israel, anyone who does should be prosecuted for assisting War Crimes.
June 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I deleted my Twitter 'X' account yesterday. I was surprised to see so many users I once followed, still busily contributing to that midden heap.
May 31, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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decades-long manhunt finally ends
May 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Dismay indeed!
"Hello, I am Keir, I have no values of my own, I just pick the ones that suit me best."

"Good, you'll like my values then!"
May 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Thank you Gary Lineker for using the platform you earned with your talent and charm to stand up for some of the most victimised people in the world. You're a shining example to us all.
May 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Turns out Brexit Derangement Syndrome is a thing after all.
May 20, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Hey British media,
It’s no surprise that if you give Farage the run of the place, he’ll start winning.
Time to do your actual jobs and start interrogating him on his Brexit shitshow, his funding, his Trumpiness, his idiotic manifesto, his real plans for the NHS… instead of drumrolling him into No.10
May 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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When Brexiters and right wing media, like The Times, drone on about the importance of a trade deal with Trump and how Brexit gives us an advantage over the EU (hahaha), just remember that context matters. Which is why they always dodge that part.

Private Eye is happy to help though.
April 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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My substack on Donald Trump’s incredible shrinking country. open.substack.com/pub/mattcarr...
Planet of the Ape
Donald Trump's Incredible Shrinking Country
open.substack.com
April 15, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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😂🫡
April 13, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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When they loudly scream the quiet part in market manipulations.
April 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Brexit has never looked quite so ruinously insane as it does right now. And it’s always been idiotic. Alone, outside the EU, needing to improve our relationship with our own continent but also terrified of the wrecking-ball lunatic in the White House. Cornered by our own ‘sovereign’ stupidity.
April 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Remember when the Brexiteers told us we didn’t need a relationship with our 27 nearest neighbours, because of our special relationship with the USA?
How pathetically stupid that looks now!
March 28, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Liz Truss is still refusing to comment about her first day as an electrical engineer at Heathrow.
March 23, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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March 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Most viable career paths right now:
-Police goon
-Tech fraudster
-Health care crank
-Regime propagandist
-Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)
March 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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How Spain’s radically different approach to migration helped its economy soar

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...
How Spain’s radically different approach to migration helped its economy soar
As immigration has increased, GDP has surged and unemployment has fallen to lowest level since 2008
www.theguardian.com
February 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Well said @carolinelucas.bsky.social “Denying refugees citizenship on grounds that they arrived here ‘illegally’ on small boats when there are no legal routes for most of them to use takes cynicism to new heights

“Such performative cruelty won’t see off Reform – it’s more likely to strengthen them”
Denying citizenship to small boat refugees will ‘strengthen’ Nigel Farage, Labour warned - Politics.co.uk
Former Green Party leader Caroline Lucas has warned that recent changes to immigration rules that bar anyone entering the UK illegally from ever getting British citizenship will “strengthen” Nigel Far...
www.politics.co.uk
February 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We are back to courting the xenophobes with our 'red lines' The UK government is sounding like a broken record, stuck in the same old groove.
I had high expectations of YC because she seemed competent and on her brief. Maybe that was because compared to the Tory opposite she was. Labour utterly disappointing and travelling away from the country as they continue to court the xenophobes.
February 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM