Daughter of the Thirst House but thankful 🦃
@allycatraz.bsky.social
Born in CA, assembled in NJ
Unapologetically horny on main
Star Trek/Sailor Moon/DBZ/coffee/cross-stitch/cozy games
Unapologetically horny on main
Star Trek/Sailor Moon/DBZ/coffee/cross-stitch/cozy games
Pinned
"Have you a man waiting for you at home, Katie?"
"Why, do you know somebody?"
"What about a barkeep who reads poetry in strange places?"
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"Why, do you know somebody?"
"What about a barkeep who reads poetry in strange places?"
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The boyf and I have a silly thing we call "boyfriend coffee."
Being in an LDR means you have to find ways to show up for each other.
Boyfriend-coffee is when he orders me a coffee while I'm at work, and all I have to do is go pick it up.
Boyfriend-coffee is truly magic 🥰
Being in an LDR means you have to find ways to show up for each other.
Boyfriend-coffee is when he orders me a coffee while I'm at work, and all I have to do is go pick it up.
Boyfriend-coffee is truly magic 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The boyf and I have a silly thing we call "boyfriend coffee."
Being in an LDR means you have to find ways to show up for each other.
Boyfriend-coffee is when he orders me a coffee while I'm at work, and all I have to do is go pick it up.
Boyfriend-coffee is truly magic 🥰
Being in an LDR means you have to find ways to show up for each other.
Boyfriend-coffee is when he orders me a coffee while I'm at work, and all I have to do is go pick it up.
Boyfriend-coffee is truly magic 🥰
Overheard at work:
"Ew, it smells like smegma in here!"
... I have questions
"Ew, it smells like smegma in here!"
... I have questions
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Overheard at work:
"Ew, it smells like smegma in here!"
... I have questions
"Ew, it smells like smegma in here!"
... I have questions
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"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs
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Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...
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some good news: kim davis publicly ate shit, again
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
some good news: kim davis publicly ate shit, again
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Oh, that’s because you didn’t.
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Oh, that’s because you didn’t.
@democrats.senate.gov I will never vote for another Democrat as long as @schumer.senate.gov is party leader.
Why do I vote if all you do is give Republicans everything they want?
Disappointed, but not surprised.
Why do I vote if all you do is give Republicans everything they want?
Disappointed, but not surprised.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
@democrats.senate.gov I will never vote for another Democrat as long as @schumer.senate.gov is party leader.
Why do I vote if all you do is give Republicans everything they want?
Disappointed, but not surprised.
Why do I vote if all you do is give Republicans everything they want?
Disappointed, but not surprised.
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if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.
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Imagine coming off an incredible Election Day mandate from coast to coast and going 'you know what voters want? to be completely sold out by a bunch of craven cowards too pathetic to hold the line against a bunch of fucking weirdos'
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Imagine coming off an incredible Election Day mandate from coast to coast and going 'you know what voters want? to be completely sold out by a bunch of craven cowards too pathetic to hold the line against a bunch of fucking weirdos'
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“People are blaming republicans for food prices and flight cancellations and health insurance costs and are furious about gilded ballrooms and Gatsby parties and the president is falling asleep on tv and is the most deeply unpopular president in history, time to cave” is a hell of an argument
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“People are blaming republicans for food prices and flight cancellations and health insurance costs and are furious about gilded ballrooms and Gatsby parties and the president is falling asleep on tv and is the most deeply unpopular president in history, time to cave” is a hell of an argument
Why do we vote Democrat if they don't even fucking do anything?
I just did this and if nothing else it was cathartic. I said I would make it my life’s mission to make sure there’s a primary challenger for any D involved in this deal, it’s fucking embarrassing.
So, listen, call Schumer’s office no matter where you live, no matter if you’re registered to vote. Leave a voicemail that says if Senate Dems cave without an ACA premiums fix, you will never vote for or donate to another Senate Democrat as long as he is Leader
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Why do we vote Democrat if they don't even fucking do anything?
I see a lot of reels of cute hairstyle tutorials. I've learned a lot and aim to do my hair differently every day!
However, some of these "faux braid hacks" are actually MORE difficult than just learning to do the braid
However, some of these "faux braid hacks" are actually MORE difficult than just learning to do the braid
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I see a lot of reels of cute hairstyle tutorials. I've learned a lot and aim to do my hair differently every day!
However, some of these "faux braid hacks" are actually MORE difficult than just learning to do the braid
However, some of these "faux braid hacks" are actually MORE difficult than just learning to do the braid
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Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. When she says "let's go girls" you have to go.
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. When she says "let's go girls" you have to go.
Of course they added something they knew Democrats would never agree to.
Senate update: Republicans are now trying to sneak a backdoor national abortion ban into their government funding bill. Republicans will stop at nothing to control women's health care decisions.
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Of course they added something they knew Democrats would never agree to.
Post a non-religious image you think of as holy
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Post a non-religious image you think of as holy
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I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
🎶Santa Ally, so hurry down the chimney tonight🎶
Looks like Christmas came early for you nerds this year 🎄
Looks like Christmas came early for you nerds this year 🎄
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
🎶Santa Ally, so hurry down the chimney tonight🎶
Looks like Christmas came early for you nerds this year 🎄
Looks like Christmas came early for you nerds this year 🎄
Oh honey, she knows. 😘
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Oh honey, she knows. 😘
This speaks volumes to me
Oh my god I think I just realized that Utena is my gender.
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This speaks volumes to me
If you see this post egg
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
If you see this post egg
Today at work:
My boss: Ally do you want a hash brown?
Me: I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE
My boss: Okay, do you want a hash brown, too?
Me: ... yeah
My boss: Ally do you want a hash brown?
Me: I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE
My boss: Okay, do you want a hash brown, too?
Me: ... yeah
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Today at work:
My boss: Ally do you want a hash brown?
Me: I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE
My boss: Okay, do you want a hash brown, too?
Me: ... yeah
My boss: Ally do you want a hash brown?
Me: I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE
My boss: Okay, do you want a hash brown, too?
Me: ... yeah
I need to be put into the machine that heals Pokémon at the Pokémon center
November 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I need to be put into the machine that heals Pokémon at the Pokémon center