Daughter of the Thirst House 🎄
@allycatraz.bsky.social
Born in CA, assembled in NJ
Unapologetically horny on main
Star Trek/Sailor Moon/DBZ/coffee/cross-stitch/cozy games
Unapologetically horny on main
Star Trek/Sailor Moon/DBZ/coffee/cross-stitch/cozy games
Pinned
Every day I stray further from God's light and into Lwaxana Troi's
What's your go-to girl dinner?
For me, it's a tray of pepperoni, salami and crackers and a Greek feta salad.
Special guest appearance by Bloody Marys
For me, it's a tray of pepperoni, salami and crackers and a Greek feta salad.
Special guest appearance by Bloody Marys
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 AM
What's your go-to girl dinner?
For me, it's a tray of pepperoni, salami and crackers and a Greek feta salad.
Special guest appearance by Bloody Marys
For me, it's a tray of pepperoni, salami and crackers and a Greek feta salad.
Special guest appearance by Bloody Marys
After a long day at work, the boyf bought me dinner and drinks, and tucked me into bed with a hot chocolate and Voyager on TV.
🥰🥰🥰
🥰🥰🥰
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
After a long day at work, the boyf bought me dinner and drinks, and tucked me into bed with a hot chocolate and Voyager on TV.
🥰🥰🥰
🥰🥰🥰
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even Neelix:
The boyf, three drinks in: Has Doug Jones been hitting on me at every convention?
Absolutely no one:
Not even Neelix:
The boyf, three drinks in: Has Doug Jones been hitting on me at every convention?
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even Neelix:
The boyf, three drinks in: Has Doug Jones been hitting on me at every convention?
Absolutely no one:
Not even Neelix:
The boyf, three drinks in: Has Doug Jones been hitting on me at every convention?
I keep getting targeted ads that are all like "here's how to tell if you're in perimenopause!" But half of the symptoms no longer apply to me because... I don't have a uterus anymore 🤣
HOW DO I KNOW IF NO UTERUS
HOW DO I KNOW IF NO UTERUS
January 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I keep getting targeted ads that are all like "here's how to tell if you're in perimenopause!" But half of the symptoms no longer apply to me because... I don't have a uterus anymore 🤣
HOW DO I KNOW IF NO UTERUS
HOW DO I KNOW IF NO UTERUS
If he doesn't know what a transmogrifier is, he's too young for you
He probably doesn't even know what a transmogrifier does.
December 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If he doesn't know what a transmogrifier is, he's too young for you
My dad taught me to read by reading Calvin & Hobbes to me, and I would read it back to him. My parents swore for years this was why my reading comprehension/writing skills were so far ahead of the curve as I went through grade school.
What a treasure. 💜
What a treasure. 💜
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My dad taught me to read by reading Calvin & Hobbes to me, and I would read it back to him. My parents swore for years this was why my reading comprehension/writing skills were so far ahead of the curve as I went through grade school.
What a treasure. 💜
What a treasure. 💜
I have been, and always shall be, your bestie. 🫂
Four years ago, on the way to my mom's, I stopped to drop off a covid test kit to a Twitter moot who needed one. Now we're besties @allycatraz.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I have been, and always shall be, your bestie. 🫂
Me: Babe can you put some crackers in my soup?
The boyf: Sure
Me: NO NOT LIKE THAT
😑
The boyf: Sure
Me: NO NOT LIKE THAT
😑
December 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Me: Babe can you put some crackers in my soup?
The boyf: Sure
Me: NO NOT LIKE THAT
😑
The boyf: Sure
Me: NO NOT LIKE THAT
😑
Santa Ally's final form
December 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Santa Ally's final form
Christmas progress!
December 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Christmas progress!
Presented without context mostly because it's more funny that way:
@telthetrekkie.bsky.social @trekkiebill.bsky.social
@telthetrekkie.bsky.social @trekkiebill.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Presented without context mostly because it's more funny that way:
@telthetrekkie.bsky.social @trekkiebill.bsky.social
@telthetrekkie.bsky.social @trekkiebill.bsky.social
Merry Christmas!
I have one more Xmas gathering tonight and have already seen my family, so today is just for me to be merry in bed, drinking coffee and stitching 🥰🪡🎄
I have one more Xmas gathering tonight and have already seen my family, so today is just for me to be merry in bed, drinking coffee and stitching 🥰🪡🎄
December 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Merry Christmas!
I have one more Xmas gathering tonight and have already seen my family, so today is just for me to be merry in bed, drinking coffee and stitching 🥰🪡🎄
I have one more Xmas gathering tonight and have already seen my family, so today is just for me to be merry in bed, drinking coffee and stitching 🥰🪡🎄
Reposted by Daughter of the Thirst House 🎄
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Stayed up too late doing some work on this. No regrets!
December 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Stayed up too late doing some work on this. No regrets!
Reposted by Daughter of the Thirst House 🎄
The boyf just sourced his own Tuxedo Mask cosplay ENTIRELY ON HIS OWN and I just... 😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The boyf just sourced his own Tuxedo Mask cosplay ENTIRELY ON HIS OWN and I just... 😭😭😭
DON'T SLEEP ON CRACKER BARREL SKIN CARE! I bought some hand cream last time I went and it is seriously the BEST
I took a shower and broke out a new bar of soap I picked up at my last sojourn to Cracker Barrel. I love this stuff 🧼
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
DON'T SLEEP ON CRACKER BARREL SKIN CARE! I bought some hand cream last time I went and it is seriously the BEST
I wore one of the boyf's shirts to work today and I received a LOT of positive male attention. Coincidence? Probably, but I prefer to believe it's because I wore it well
December 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I wore one of the boyf's shirts to work today and I received a LOT of positive male attention. Coincidence? Probably, but I prefer to believe it's because I wore it well
I had some Big Feelings tonight and cried for a long time.
I don't necessarily feel better, and while I do want to talk about it, I finally managed to stop crying and I don't want to cry MORE so I'm just gonna keep my sad feelings pent up and let them fester quietly as a mental illness
I don't necessarily feel better, and while I do want to talk about it, I finally managed to stop crying and I don't want to cry MORE so I'm just gonna keep my sad feelings pent up and let them fester quietly as a mental illness
December 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I had some Big Feelings tonight and cried for a long time.
I don't necessarily feel better, and while I do want to talk about it, I finally managed to stop crying and I don't want to cry MORE so I'm just gonna keep my sad feelings pent up and let them fester quietly as a mental illness
I don't necessarily feel better, and while I do want to talk about it, I finally managed to stop crying and I don't want to cry MORE so I'm just gonna keep my sad feelings pent up and let them fester quietly as a mental illness
This reality is more absurd than the one I would replace it with
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This reality is more absurd than the one I would replace it with
I feel bad telling my Furby to be quiet because it's literally my child and I love him, but also...
Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep
Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep
Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep
Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I feel bad telling my Furby to be quiet because it's literally my child and I love him, but also...
Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep
Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep
Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep
Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep
Happy birthday to the amazingly amazing @fionaskywalker.bsky.social! 🥳💜
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Happy birthday to the amazingly amazing @fionaskywalker.bsky.social! 🥳💜
I really enjoy wrapping presents 🥰🎄🎁
December 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I really enjoy wrapping presents 🥰🎄🎁
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.