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Star Trek Cosplayer and Podcaster 🖖🏾🦸🏾♀️🎙️• Curator of Everything Uhura ❤️• Tal Shiar Dropout 💚• 🎙️ @strangenewpod • Multilingual educator 🌍 🦒 • #blacklivesmatter • Good Trouble • she/her
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November 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
People.
I need to know what’s up in Illinois that all the priests getting arrested seems to be really really good looking 🧐
Chicago knowing how to bring us to church or something
Chicago knowing how to bring us to church or something
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November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I need to know what’s up in Illinois that all the priests getting arrested seems to be really really good looking 🧐
Chicago knowing how to bring us to church or something
Chicago knowing how to bring us to church or something
I love coming home after a long day to a Flood watch weather alert.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I love coming home after a long day to a Flood watch weather alert.
One of my friends used to do uber eats during the pandemic and once she picked up a box of cupcakes from a naked home baker.
I think of this business model often. I hope she made bank.
I think of this business model often. I hope she made bank.
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
One of my friends used to do uber eats during the pandemic and once she picked up a box of cupcakes from a naked home baker.
I think of this business model often. I hope she made bank.
I think of this business model often. I hope she made bank.
Also the headshots I did at work are… great? it’s about the small victories you guys.
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Also the headshots I did at work are… great? it’s about the small victories you guys.
I have not been this intellectually stimulated by Star Trek content since… since… DS9?!
And about Cortez and about man vs nature and about the wrath of Achilles and about nurture vs nature and about the women and their role and about the symbolism of the cavern and…
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November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I have not been this intellectually stimulated by Star Trek content since… since… DS9?!
I just interviewed Kirsten Beyer and David Mack with @strangenewpod.com about Star Trek Khan and… I literally had enough questions swimming in my brain for a five hours interview.
There are so many things I wanted to talk about 😭 GO LISTEN TO STAR TREK KHAN IT IS SO GOOD.
There are so many things I wanted to talk about 😭 GO LISTEN TO STAR TREK KHAN IT IS SO GOOD.
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November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I just interviewed Kirsten Beyer and David Mack with @strangenewpod.com about Star Trek Khan and… I literally had enough questions swimming in my brain for a five hours interview.
There are so many things I wanted to talk about 😭 GO LISTEN TO STAR TREK KHAN IT IS SO GOOD.
There are so many things I wanted to talk about 😭 GO LISTEN TO STAR TREK KHAN IT IS SO GOOD.
Me : I’m so blessed. I can sleep anywhere anytime any situation multiple times a day.
My doctor : Sis please take your iron pills.
My doctor : Sis please take your iron pills.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Me : I’m so blessed. I can sleep anywhere anytime any situation multiple times a day.
My doctor : Sis please take your iron pills.
My doctor : Sis please take your iron pills.
Watched the first episode of Pluribus and … holy molly… what 👏🏾 a 👏🏾 ride 👏🏾
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Watched the first episode of Pluribus and … holy molly… what 👏🏾 a 👏🏾 ride 👏🏾
My sanity is begging me for a new job. The economy says otherwise.
November 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
My sanity is begging me for a new job. The economy says otherwise.
A person who is astronomically richer than I will ever be in my entire life as me stuck in the office until 6.30pm for a $8.5 refund.
I wish I was making this up.
I wish I was making this up.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
A person who is astronomically richer than I will ever be in my entire life as me stuck in the office until 6.30pm for a $8.5 refund.
I wish I was making this up.
I wish I was making this up.
I went to LA for ONE 5hrs gig on Friday and ended up :
staying 3 days
going twice to guildhall
not learning Mahjong
petting 6 cats
drinking 3 million diet cokes
being yelled at over burned pizza in Overcook
looking for ONE GUY for 48hrs
going to the gym 💀
buying 10 dice
I’m resting at work today
staying 3 days
going twice to guildhall
not learning Mahjong
petting 6 cats
drinking 3 million diet cokes
being yelled at over burned pizza in Overcook
looking for ONE GUY for 48hrs
going to the gym 💀
buying 10 dice
I’m resting at work today
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November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I went to LA for ONE 5hrs gig on Friday and ended up :
staying 3 days
going twice to guildhall
not learning Mahjong
petting 6 cats
drinking 3 million diet cokes
being yelled at over burned pizza in Overcook
looking for ONE GUY for 48hrs
going to the gym 💀
buying 10 dice
I’m resting at work today
staying 3 days
going twice to guildhall
not learning Mahjong
petting 6 cats
drinking 3 million diet cokes
being yelled at over burned pizza in Overcook
looking for ONE GUY for 48hrs
going to the gym 💀
buying 10 dice
I’m resting at work today
Not me at a NoHo gym on a Sunday morning 🫠
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Not me at a NoHo gym on a Sunday morning 🫠
This will fix me for sure.
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This will fix me for sure.
I hope you’re having all listening to the #StrangeNewWorlds Season 3 soundtrack!!
I named a bunch of those tracks… can you guess which ones?! 😂 those group chats were some of the highlights of my year 🫶🏾
I named a bunch of those tracks… can you guess which ones?! 😂 those group chats were some of the highlights of my year 🫶🏾
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I hope you’re having all listening to the #StrangeNewWorlds Season 3 soundtrack!!
I named a bunch of those tracks… can you guess which ones?! 😂 those group chats were some of the highlights of my year 🫶🏾
I named a bunch of those tracks… can you guess which ones?! 😂 those group chats were some of the highlights of my year 🫶🏾
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I just learned that you can’t even just buy the shuttle.
I would totally have *just* bought the shuttle craft. Cmon Lego!
I would totally have *just* bought the shuttle craft. Cmon Lego!
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I just learned that you can’t even just buy the shuttle.
I would totally have *just* bought the shuttle craft. Cmon Lego!
I would totally have *just* bought the shuttle craft. Cmon Lego!
YEAH THATS RIGHT! I RUIN THE WORKPLACE BECAUSE ITS RUINING MY DAY!
Joking aside : WTF indeed.
Joking aside : WTF indeed.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
YEAH THATS RIGHT! I RUIN THE WORKPLACE BECAUSE ITS RUINING MY DAY!
Joking aside : WTF indeed.
Joking aside : WTF indeed.
Why is the saucer all angular? 😖
NEW — LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
LEGO Unveils New 3600-Piece STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D Brick Set
LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability Shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
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November 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Why is the saucer all angular? 😖
Everytime I catch the pope on my feed reminding Catholics that basic human decency is part of the deal, I chuckle at how insane that conclave must have been.
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Everytime I catch the pope on my feed reminding Catholics that basic human decency is part of the deal, I chuckle at how insane that conclave must have been.
*Caption this*
📸 Pixel Perfect Images / Daniel Knighton
📸 Pixel Perfect Images / Daniel Knighton
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
*Caption this*
📸 Pixel Perfect Images / Daniel Knighton
📸 Pixel Perfect Images / Daniel Knighton
A rando added me to a moderation list called “dipshits” and… this is making me laugh way too much 😂
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November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A rando added me to a moderation list called “dipshits” and… this is making me laugh way too much 😂
Literally published yesterday and it’s already… obsolete?!
Can we all sit down and remember that the last time they made a Star Trek show geared towards the middle of the country they gave us Enterprise and it tanked the whole franchise for 10years?
Someone needs to read the proverbial room better
Can we all sit down and remember that the last time they made a Star Trek show geared towards the middle of the country they gave us Enterprise and it tanked the whole franchise for 10years?
Someone needs to read the proverbial room better
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Literally published yesterday and it’s already… obsolete?!
Can we all sit down and remember that the last time they made a Star Trek show geared towards the middle of the country they gave us Enterprise and it tanked the whole franchise for 10years?
Someone needs to read the proverbial room better
Can we all sit down and remember that the last time they made a Star Trek show geared towards the middle of the country they gave us Enterprise and it tanked the whole franchise for 10years?
Someone needs to read the proverbial room better
I have been here 10years and it’s the first time I’m not totally terrified for the future (?) What a brand new feeling.
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November 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I have been here 10years and it’s the first time I’m not totally terrified for the future (?) What a brand new feeling.