Allison Rose
allierosejokes.bsky.social
Allison Rose
@allierosejokes.bsky.social
Finally published something in substack and planning to make it a regular thing. Writings, photos, and videos from a farmhouse as I try to get better, whether that be at managing new disabilities or at finding my utility during, you know, the everything.

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Getting Better
Sharing the process of slowing down to keep up
allisonrose.substack.com
April 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I think we should all be writing more. And all just reading the writings of one to ten people a day instead of the disjointed thoughts of 10-1000 stressed ppl determined by an algorithm. Very sillily but whole-heartedly believe a shift like that in communication could save us. Anyway. Here's Kira
February 18, 2025 at 7:40 AM
It's hard to tell how you're doing in life right now. But my early Gen Z roommate keeps calling things I say and do "iconic". So I think I'm doing okay
February 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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I cross-bred an octopus and a panda, let me know if you’re interested in a pretty amazing hug.
August 11, 2023 at 6:49 PM
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If you offer to hide your trans friends in your closet you both are and aren't an ally. A real Schrödinger's expat, if you will.
February 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Gotta say, the most marketable thing about me in a relationship is I've logged a lot of hours in a dish pit
February 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Kintsugi, but it's just my last shattered nerve held together by melted cheese
January 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Listen to this podcast I host with @zachreinert.bsky.social where we tell Weekend Update style jokes
Check out this week's episode with Dave Ross, Allison Rose and Zac Maas!
January 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Watched Perfect Days last night and Fire of Love tonight, an oddly suited pairing
January 25, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Realized I'm living in a little potential sitcom household this weekend, watching my partners' elderly cats. One of them's blind, the other just started Prozac. And we're all three on the same pain medicine
January 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Multiple cities reporting that ICE raids have begun.

I'm an immigrant & human rights lawyer. I wrote this on how to handle ICE, the actions each of us can take to protect our immigrant neighbors, & debunking anti-immigrant hate.

No paywall. Please share widely.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/trumps-mas...
Trump's Mass Anti-Immigrant Raids to Begin
Here are action items to protect your immigrant neighbors, answers to common FAQs, and insights to debunk anti-immigrant propaganda
www.qasimrashid.com
January 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Continuing the pattern of feeling like there's so much to say that I don't get anything said at all
January 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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"This is the beginning of an attack on your free speech" man they arrested a bunch of college kids for protesting, charged them with felonies, and then made new laws about how it's fine to hurt them, this isn't the beginning of shit it's just the first time it's messed with our dopamine addiction
January 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
If I respect you and you post a take I think sucks, apparently I'll send you an essay trying to thoroughly explain my perspective & why I understand your perspective. Which in retrospect is WAY crazier and also more annoying than just commenting, "this sucks"
December 31, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park
November 29, 2024 at 7:13 AM
It's currently 3 am at my parents house
10pm at your parents’ house as an adult feels like 3am at your own apartment.
November 29, 2024 at 8:51 AM
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Just a reminder that Amazon workers are striking tomorrow through Monday, and that none of the “deals” are good enough to justify crossing the picket line.
November 28, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Love this place. Love a fresh start. I checked out a friend's following list bc I thought he'd probably follow a lot of folks I'd want to follow.

And it was cats all the way down.
November 27, 2024 at 4:12 PM