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Aliem
@aliemreal.bsky.social
Mae
17
Tgirl
Unfortunately English
Studying philosophy, psychology, and film studies
MGS and NGE fan
I drew my pfp
Pinned
This is my pinned post. I have nothing else to say i don’t think
Cyberpunk: Edgerunners so good holy guacamole
a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a yellow helmet on
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a yellow helmet on
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September 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I fuckin love limp bizkit thank you Fred Durst who you may know from guest starring in a house episode

Source: I think I remember something about that idk
a man wearing a red hat with a mlb logo on it
Alt: Fred Durst wearing a red hat with a mlb logo on it hitting the nu metal pose (you know the one)
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February 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My unnamed alien character and I think she is pretty cool
February 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Oough I NEED money I NEED IT DESPERATELY I WANT MONEY FOR THINGS I LOVE BUYING
February 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025
December 16, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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Chekhov, starting the 3rd act:
November 24, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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POV: After murdering my literary agent for sleeping with my wife I return home to find that I am completely fully fucked
November 24, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I have a plan
No one sends chain emails threatening death and bad luck if you don't forward to 10 people within 24 hours anymore like they used to. It's all just sex bot scams and penis pills now.
November 24, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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yeah i have the juice. garbage juice! and it stinks
November 23, 2024 at 6:53 PM
This is my pinned post. I have nothing else to say i don’t think
November 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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Coffee and fun
November 13, 2024 at 11:13 AM
This is just a fire hazard. We have been consumed and blinded by our hubris.
November 23, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Pretty please
November 23, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the tower of Babel” 😳

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: Ich habe gerade jemanden in Zungen sprechen hören, lol

My buddy Uruk pacing: 我們的驕傲將摧毀這座城市
November 23, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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Do you think Nardwuar ever discovered something extremely dark and terrible about a musician but decided not to say to preserve his career and his soul is being slowly devoured by the burden of this knowledge?
November 23, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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i saw a copy of a real estate licensing exam and it was just questions like “can you find all the rooms in a house?” and “are you familiar with cupboards?”
November 22, 2024 at 11:10 PM