roberts alice
roberts alice
@aliceroroberts.bsky.social
avoid, artist lover and dog reader
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Update: The Netherlands has been hit with tariffs from the US due to the deployment of the two guys.
The Netherlands have doubled their military deployment to Greenland in the wake of American threats.

(There was 1 guy. Now there is 2)
January 17, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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www.washingtonpost.com/local/obitua...

Here’s my dad’s obituary if you’re interested and why he was particularly suited to write about the abuse of intelligence leading up to the second war in Iraq which led to Cheney firing him
William B. Bader, official who helped uncover CIA, Defense abuses, dies at 84
In a long federal career, he investigated claims that led to the escalation of the Vietnam War.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Whoever came up with cockamamie should be in charge of making up all the words
June 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i make the jerk off motion any time i see a cybertruck but only after i make eye contact with the driver #doyourpart
July 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
in a world of joe rogan's be a george carlin
June 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Right, I've had it. I'm gonna show 'em what I'm made of

[rolls up sleeves]

[jumps in woodchipper]
June 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
zoo's are over - the health of the animal population we share the planet with being captured into a menagerie for another animal's viewing pleasure is beyond weird and needs to be repurposed as animal sanctuaries
May 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals.
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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April 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
feels like people think living under the nazis was super dark days with no sun, no fun, very much the communist propaganda films of the 50's when i'm positive Germany still has seasons
April 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Ok grab your coat we’re going to day drink and harass joggers
April 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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No spoilers please. I can’t wait to see what drama happens next on White POTUS.
April 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Me and my weird son demand brekkfist
March 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
@bearsaremean.com I FINALLY GET IT!!! Jennie Kim was the gateway drug but yea, how is this not everywhere?!
March 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Based on all available data I’m gonna die if natural causes in the middle of WW4. Y’all remember me!!
March 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’m gonna be so pissed when historians of the future are like, “looking back, it’s wild the US went as long as they did before trump” because shit man, now times so bad bad
March 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the @hulu.bsky.social app is a special kind of piece-a-shit
March 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Ben stiller makes the kind of art janeane garofalo would make fun of
February 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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A second Mitch McConnell has hit the ground
February 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A buddy just called me Parl but he said it Par-el and I’m pretty impressed that I know a guy that can do that
February 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.
January 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
kanYe is crushing this reverse Eminem career
January 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
what's nuts is everyone on the bills, the entire killers lineup and the fans hate Mr. Brightside but Josh Allen has the band tat'd over his titty so they will sing or else
January 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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for a long time following Elon Musk felt like watching a unique kind of hellish unreality, but it increasingly just feels like a preview of coming attractions
(Axios) - The $TRUMP memecoin — a financial asset that didn't exist on Friday afternoon — now accounts for about 89% of Donald Trump's net worth.

www.axios.com/2025/01/19/d...
January 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM