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I'm shaved, I'm ready. For battle.
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
theres something really special about the bsky user. like have you ever played the game of responding to someone with the most uncharitable reading of what they said? "you're asking me to take out the trash? you don't think women like yourself are capable of doing that? internalised misogyny..."
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
95% sure I just saw a fox strolling through the middle of campus and unfortunately spooked a poor woman walking towards me by saying "I think that was a fox!?" before I noticed she had headphones on
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
optical clocks are so cool. hey yeah we're accounting for the change in gravitational redshift due to post-glacial rebound in our error budget iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1...
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
there should have been a movie in the "honey, I shrunk the ____" franchise called "honey, I shrunk thee"
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
just ate two perfectly ripe bananas in the aggregate (one was underripe and the other was overripe)
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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This is the nicest shot of the night, via two different cameras that captured the same meteor.

Crestone, Colorado USA November 12, 2025 at 2:36am MST

#astronomy #astrophotography #meteor #aurora
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
it would only be appropriate for aliens to do the equivalent of this to us all. or at least the people who are okay with this kind of thing
In my part, I make reference to photos of a nuclear test in which birds can be seen igniting in the air as a result of the thermal pulse — this is what I was referencing. From Science, vol 138, no. 3539 (October 26, 1962), which included an article on the brightness of an atomic bomb.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
if computers are going to try to talk to me, they need to be able to react appropriately when i respond like this
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
do you think the author came up for the topic of this article, "Why your booze-free drink costs just as much as the alcoholic kind", before or after finding this guy www.cbc.ca/radio/costof...
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
story in the internal university magazine thing bragging about every grad student in an AI lab getting some sort of funding pissed me off so bad lol
November 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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i apologise in advance for reskeeting this ad nauseam in the foreseeable future.

i have needed help for awhile now.

the white executives @ my FN org have been illegally withholding my pay for 18 months so far.

check replies for (paul harvey voice) "the REST, of the story"

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November 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
imagine something even worse: they stopped making it 20 or 30 years ago yet people still wouldn't shut the fuck up about it
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
just remembered competing over who was better at stopping their stopwatch at exactly 1.00 seconds as a kid. it really was a different world before phones
November 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
got shown dodgers reddit and now i want them to lose almost as much as i want the jays to win. highly doubt any of these people watched a game before 2024
October 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
October 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Wow that's incredible, they're making so much progress using AI to develop AI that they need 600 fewer people involved
October 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
people say "enshittification" too much when they just mean everything is cheap (not inexpensive or affordable) now. getting nickel and dimed for every component of a plane ticket? cheap. colour banding in the sky on a photo i uploaded to social media? cheap as fuck
October 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Hesiod (/ˈhiːsiəd/ HEE-see-əd or /ˈhɛsiəd/ HEH-see-əd;[3] Ancient Greek: Ἡσίοδος Hēsíodos; fl. c. 700 BC) was an Ancient Greek incel generally thought to have been active between 750 and 650 BC, around the same time as Homer.[1][2]
October 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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All the stops on the bus are pointless except for the one I’m getting off at
October 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
whenever I break off some chocolate and it goes beyond the line I'm like hehe yay extra chocolate. but then when I go to break the next bit off I'm like aw I wanted more chocolate. and somehow the government is still silent on this
August 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
if i cant reply to your post im not gonna fav it #IfICantReplyToYourPostImNotGonnaFavIt
August 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
@cheatlines.co has anyone done something along the lines of Otto Billet (auto belay)
August 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM