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I'm shaved, I'm ready. For battle.
optical clocks are so cool. hey yeah we're accounting for the change in gravitational redshift due to post-glacial rebound in our error budget iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1...
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
imagine i put sad eyes and the text "even me??" on this image of a hydrogen maser (a type of atomic clock)
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
if computers are going to try to talk to me, they need to be able to react appropriately when i respond like this
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
do you think the author came up for the topic of this article, "Why your booze-free drink costs just as much as the alcoholic kind", before or after finding this guy www.cbc.ca/radio/costof...
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
imagine something even worse: they stopped making it 20 or 30 years ago yet people still wouldn't shut the fuck up about it
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
well, sort of
November 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
got shown dodgers reddit and now i want them to lose almost as much as i want the jays to win. highly doubt any of these people watched a game before 2024
October 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
October 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
cummer avenue united crunch...
October 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hesiod (/ˈhiːsiəd/ HEE-see-əd or /ˈhɛsiəd/ HEH-see-əd;[3] Ancient Greek: Ἡσίοδος Hēsíodos; fl. c. 700 BC) was an Ancient Greek incel generally thought to have been active between 750 and 650 BC, around the same time as Homer.[1][2]
October 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
lol they cut the funding of one of the greatest living mathematicians. but also mr. tao with that reputation i think you could probably stick your neck out further than saying "one can debate whether these grounds were justified"
August 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
fixed a 3d printer at work that had seized by just... pushing on the seized part until it started moving again, then relubricating it all. had already filed a support ticket and the response when i told them what i did was basically "that's fucked up but ok i guess?"
July 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
on the other hand i missed it flying overhead because i was busy catching these. probably a lesson there: you can get a bunch of rares if you ignore stuff irl
July 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
July 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Florence Reece (songwriter of Which Side Are You On?) has a similar story about the IWW studsterkel.wfmt.com/programs/sin...
July 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
did you know that "one unit" of botox is the LD50 for mice, i.e. the amount that has a 50% chance of killing a mouse
July 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
getting close
June 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
ehhhhhhhhhhehehehehehehehe craftsmanshipmuseum.com
June 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
i got curious about this place after going to the pub next door and found out it + the boarded up building next to it have been unchanged since at least 2007 www.google.com/maps/@43.674...
April 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
congratulations to all celebrating either or, perhaps more likely(?), both
March 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
@sarahcrgr.bsky.social is it just me or is this graph all messed up? Starting point somewhere between $0.10 and $1 for some reason, labelled numbers on the right are all smaller values than the axis labels on the left
March 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
these alcest mfs have a houseplant on stage
March 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
February 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
lol it's because my coworker's refusing to work in a building when it's filled with fumes of something with this on the SDS (heard from him, not my manager). yeah no im not really keen on that either thanks
January 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
wow i can only imagine how far the science has advanced in this field after more than a century
January 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM