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At first I thought nothing of the Whoville letterhead on the notes. But as hard as I tried to cut it down, the bamboo in the yard grew back harder -- as hard and tall and green as the Grinch's member.
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
At first I thought nothing of the Whoville letterhead on the notes. But as hard as I tried to cut it down, the bamboo in the yard grew back harder -- as hard and tall and green as the Grinch's member.
international space station passing over Brooklyn just now
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
international space station passing over Brooklyn just now
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
Someone forgot the federal statistical system on the porch and it got rained on. it's soaked through
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Someone forgot the federal statistical system on the porch and it got rained on. it's soaked through
Guy with The Departed poster on his wall: I dunno. I'm still pretty sure Trump was doing all that pedophile stuff undercover. Must've been so stressful. He's like Leo in The Departed
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Guy with The Departed poster on his wall: I dunno. I'm still pretty sure Trump was doing all that pedophile stuff undercover. Must've been so stressful. He's like Leo in The Departed
lol at the security detail with their heads self consciously on a swivel at Dekalb and Stuyvesant. Don't let him get hit by the B38
ADAMS: Now “I don't have to deal with you guys, man. I can fly private now, I can go on a cruise, I can hang out in St. Bart.”
(via @nypost.com)
(via @nypost.com)
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
lol at the security detail with their heads self consciously on a swivel at Dekalb and Stuyvesant. Don't let him get hit by the B38
TWITTER USER: I can’t even with the hellsite today
BLUESKY USER: I can’t even with the hellsite today
MOLASSES MAN: Watch out, I’m sticky!
BLUESKY USER: I can’t even with the hellsite today
MOLASSES MAN: Watch out, I’m sticky!
October 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
TWITTER USER: I can’t even with the hellsite today
BLUESKY USER: I can’t even with the hellsite today
MOLASSES MAN: Watch out, I’m sticky!
BLUESKY USER: I can’t even with the hellsite today
MOLASSES MAN: Watch out, I’m sticky!
I used to get excited when I knew the answer to a Jeopardy clue that stumped all three contestants. then a former champion told me that when they don’t buzz in it’s not that they don’t know, it’s that they’re using the urinals built into the podiums
October 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I used to get excited when I knew the answer to a Jeopardy clue that stumped all three contestants. then a former champion told me that when they don’t buzz in it’s not that they don’t know, it’s that they’re using the urinals built into the podiums
Visiting dignitaries clipping through the floor, getting launched pinwheeling into the skybox
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Visiting dignitaries clipping through the floor, getting launched pinwheeling into the skybox
a “Check It Out!” Mayor To Doctor conversation with Eric and Steve would genuinely heal the world
Eric Adams, endorsing Cuomo: "This was a bruling, bruling time." (??)
October 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
a “Check It Out!” Mayor To Doctor conversation with Eric and Steve would genuinely heal the world
DATE: Wait, are you recording me right now?
TECH GUY: [Shoulder mounted Odradek flashing orange and spinning rapidly] uhhh yeah wearable tech is the future babe haha
TECH GUY: [Shoulder mounted Odradek flashing orange and spinning rapidly] uhhh yeah wearable tech is the future babe haha
October 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
DATE: Wait, are you recording me right now?
TECH GUY: [Shoulder mounted Odradek flashing orange and spinning rapidly] uhhh yeah wearable tech is the future babe haha
TECH GUY: [Shoulder mounted Odradek flashing orange and spinning rapidly] uhhh yeah wearable tech is the future babe haha
My haters will become my gators when I wade into the bayou of success
October 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My haters will become my gators when I wade into the bayou of success
I’m proud of all my tattoos. I got this one on shore leave in Japan —
バカなお尻
と小さなペニス
It means “through discipline, wisdom is found.”
バカなお尻
と小さなペニス
It means “through discipline, wisdom is found.”
October 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I’m proud of all my tattoos. I got this one on shore leave in Japan —
バカなお尻
と小さなペニス
It means “through discipline, wisdom is found.”
バカなお尻
と小さなペニス
It means “through discipline, wisdom is found.”
Prompt parties… now these you don’t want to be fashionably late for! 😅🏇
“Prompt parties,” gatherings of women over cheese and wine to chat about how ChatGPT can help them, are emerging as the next-generation of Tupperware party in San Francisco.
Wine, Cheese and ChatGPT: Ladies’ Night in San Francisco
www.nytimes.com
October 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Prompt parties… now these you don’t want to be fashionably late for! 😅🏇
Jon Hamm is doing ads? That can’t be right
Jon Hamm doing ads for sports gambling apps, Idris Elba shilling AI nonsense — all my beautiful idols are dead and my enemies are in power
October 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Jon Hamm is doing ads? That can’t be right
Bond, you’ve just caused a diplomatic crisis with Appalachia Island. Now they’re about to invade their neighbors in California and Vermont. I haven’t seen a muckup like this since I was station chief in the Middle East African nation of Carumbastan
October 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Bond, you’ve just caused a diplomatic crisis with Appalachia Island. Now they’re about to invade their neighbors in California and Vermont. I haven’t seen a muckup like this since I was station chief in the Middle East African nation of Carumbastan
No more robes. Justices all wearing barrels with suspenders
Supreme Court 'expects to run out of funding' in hours due to shutdown: report
Supreme Court 'expects to run out of funding' in hours due to shutdown: report
Both the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS) and the federal judiciary itself is about to run completely out of money to do anything beyond basic operations, according to a new report.The Hill reported Friday that the High Court "expects to run out of funding on October 18," per Supreme Cour...
bit.ly
October 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
No more robes. Justices all wearing barrels with suspenders
i found a nice little pocket knife in the woods a while back and the Knife Guys episode of Guys made me curious what they're saying about it @murderxbryan.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i found a nice little pocket knife in the woods a while back and the Knife Guys episode of Guys made me curious what they're saying about it @murderxbryan.bsky.social
I think it is nice that when a combat medic revives you in Battlefield 6 they put a big prompt in the center of the screen telling you to press LB to say “THANK YOU”
October 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I think it is nice that when a combat medic revives you in Battlefield 6 they put a big prompt in the center of the screen telling you to press LB to say “THANK YOU”
Chris Shiherlis in Heat 2
Mods are asleep, post Whoopi Goldberg as an old white businessman in The Associate (1996).
October 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Chris Shiherlis in Heat 2
Big Mike don't miss
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Big Mike don't miss
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Felt compelled
October 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Felt compelled
Full disclosure I was briefly involved with the Christmas Adventurers but didn’t know what their whole deal was until recently. I thought we were just doing escape rooms and bar trivia together
October 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Full disclosure I was briefly involved with the Christmas Adventurers but didn’t know what their whole deal was until recently. I thought we were just doing escape rooms and bar trivia together
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Almost everyone I’m speaking with in North Gaza wants to leave and can’t because they are injured, sick or can’t afford it- those are the people Israel is calling terrorists now
READ: With at least half a million people still left in Gaza City, Israeli Defense Minister Israel Katz issued a "final warning" for residents to evacuate, saying those who remain will soon be regarded as “terrorists or terrorist supporters.” mondoweiss.net/2025/10/isra...
Israeli Defense Minister says half a million Palestinians in Gaza City will be considered ‘terrorists’ if they don’t evacuate
With at least half a million people still left in Gaza City, Israeli Defense Minister Israel Katz issued a “final warning” for residents to evacuate, saying those who remain will be regarded as “terro...
mondoweiss.net
October 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Almost everyone I’m speaking with in North Gaza wants to leave and can’t because they are injured, sick or can’t afford it- those are the people Israel is calling terrorists now