🏳️🌈Alex🏳️🌈
@alexldurbin.bsky.social
Onya and Lexi’s fight though… can you say destined for top 5 into top 4 lip sync?!? Sksksks
February 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Onya and Lexi’s fight though… can you say destined for top 5 into top 4 lip sync?!? Sksksks
I watched one hair tutorial years ago and the only thing I remember was after the intro the person in the video was like “okay so you’re gonna start with Day 2 hair” and I hear their voice in my head every single time I put my shower cap on when it’s a non-wash day
January 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I watched one hair tutorial years ago and the only thing I remember was after the intro the person in the video was like “okay so you’re gonna start with Day 2 hair” and I hear their voice in my head every single time I put my shower cap on when it’s a non-wash day
I’m sorry but if a stranger beats me in a randomly matched internet game they are a bad person using cheap tricks to win and deserve to have a horrible day. If my friends beat me while we’re playing together it’s an amazing and fun learning opportunity
December 14, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I’m sorry but if a stranger beats me in a randomly matched internet game they are a bad person using cheap tricks to win and deserve to have a horrible day. If my friends beat me while we’re playing together it’s an amazing and fun learning opportunity
Never miss an opportunity to pun
December 13, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Never miss an opportunity to pun
See the problem with being scared to interact with or blindly hating your city’s “a-list gays™️” is that literally so many of them are popular and seen as attractive because they are genuinely fun and nice people.
December 11, 2024 at 6:12 PM
See the problem with being scared to interact with or blindly hating your city’s “a-list gays™️” is that literally so many of them are popular and seen as attractive because they are genuinely fun and nice people.
I took both my morning and afternoon dose of adderall instead of just taking one around 11am today and managed to fix or make attainable plans to fix my entire life in one day 🙃 crazy how that works
December 11, 2024 at 6:33 AM
I took both my morning and afternoon dose of adderall instead of just taking one around 11am today and managed to fix or make attainable plans to fix my entire life in one day 🙃 crazy how that works
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Someone’s first message on Tinder was “ openers (options)” uhm is he using AI to chat with me but copied the prompt instead of one of the options
December 10, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Someone’s first message on Tinder was “ openers (options)” uhm is he using AI to chat with me but copied the prompt instead of one of the options
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meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
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I am so bad at reaching out to my friends I truly live in my own bubble and then get surprised when we drift apart
December 5, 2024 at 1:30 AM
I am so bad at reaching out to my friends I truly live in my own bubble and then get surprised when we drift apart
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I've said this before and I'm gonna say it again and again, I really hate it when people call homophobic Republicans closet cases or secretly gay.
They might be, sure, but the reflexive throwing around of that label causes real harm to the queer community.
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They might be, sure, but the reflexive throwing around of that label causes real harm to the queer community.
1/2
December 3, 2024 at 7:44 PM
I've said this before and I'm gonna say it again and again, I really hate it when people call homophobic Republicans closet cases or secretly gay.
They might be, sure, but the reflexive throwing around of that label causes real harm to the queer community.
1/2
They might be, sure, but the reflexive throwing around of that label causes real harm to the queer community.
1/2
Okay so Skeleton Crew truly is Goonies but make it Star Wars and I’m obsessed
December 3, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Okay so Skeleton Crew truly is Goonies but make it Star Wars and I’m obsessed
Post your smash bros mains
December 3, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Post your smash bros mains
My brain is so rotted that every time I see a handsome oomf I start to respond in my head “you’re like a man if a man was hot😍”
December 3, 2024 at 2:31 AM
My brain is so rotted that every time I see a handsome oomf I start to respond in my head “you’re like a man if a man was hot😍”
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tip for surviving the holidays with extended family: produce harmful spheres of electromagnetic energy
December 3, 2024 at 12:12 AM
tip for surviving the holidays with extended family: produce harmful spheres of electromagnetic energy
Confession: I spent 1 hour and 27 minutes of my weekend farm-sitting going through all of my mom’s streaming services then liking and rating all of the gay stuff five stars so she gets recommended stuff that’ll make her accepting
December 2, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Confession: I spent 1 hour and 27 minutes of my weekend farm-sitting going through all of my mom’s streaming services then liking and rating all of the gay stuff five stars so she gets recommended stuff that’ll make her accepting
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Posting this here bc my friend screamed and sent it to four people when I showed him today
December 2, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Posting this here bc my friend screamed and sent it to four people when I showed him today
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Can we not jump on all these "let AI read your profile and roast you" trends? Y'all are just GIVING people your data...
November 30, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Can we not jump on all these "let AI read your profile and roast you" trends? Y'all are just GIVING people your data...
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Google I don’t care if it’s one of the top searches of today, the way *I’m* looking up “how long can a pie sit out before it’s bad” is so much more important and poignant than why other people were
November 29, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Google I don’t care if it’s one of the top searches of today, the way *I’m* looking up “how long can a pie sit out before it’s bad” is so much more important and poignant than why other people were
One thing that really sucks about Wicked though is that how every time I’m just like chilling and existing I’m like… wait I could be watching Wicked again
November 29, 2024 at 2:51 PM
One thing that really sucks about Wicked though is that how every time I’m just like chilling and existing I’m like… wait I could be watching Wicked again
Ariana was built in a fucking lab to play Glinda oh my god
November 27, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Ariana was built in a fucking lab to play Glinda oh my god
What your wonder pick says about you! #PokemonTCGP #Pokemon
November 26, 2024 at 5:54 PM
What your wonder pick says about you! #PokemonTCGP #Pokemon
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones