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FalconWizard
@falconwizard.bsky.social
He/They
Host/Producer: The QueerXP
Writer, Game Designer
Not an alt, not fully a main, but a secret 3rd thing (w/NSFW posts)
📍 Boston, MA
Listening to straight men complain about their wives will never not be funny to me…

“She spends so much money!”
:::orders third drink at the bar:::
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I came up with a really ridiculous NPC
droid, and honestly… worth listening just for that.
It's that time of the week again folks!!

Episode 2 of our Rebel Scum miniseries has dropped!!

Let's see what shenanigans this group of heroes gets into this week!

shows.acast.com/the-queerxp/...
Rebel Scum - Episode 2 | The QueerXP
shows.acast.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Reposted by FalconWizard
It's that time of the week again folks!!

Episode 2 of our Rebel Scum miniseries has dropped!!

Let's see what shenanigans this group of heroes gets into this week!

shows.acast.com/the-queerxp/...
Rebel Scum - Episode 2 | The QueerXP
shows.acast.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I need noted racist and xenophobe, Michael Rapaport gone night ONE.
The official cast pics for The Traitors US season 4, premiering Jan. 8 on Peacock. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I think it is disingenuous for people to say Kim Davis had "no chance" at having the case heard.

Nothing about the current SCOTUS is normal, and I just generally operate from a "they're going to do the thing that will hurt people the most" mindset, which is more often than not correct.
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
OMG! Yessss!!!
The BBC has renewed ‘Celebrity Traitors,’ after the series became a ratings sensation in the U.K., and a TikTok sensation in the U.S.
The World Needs More Celebrity Traitors
The BBC has renewed ‘Celebrity Traitors,’ after the series became a ratings sensation in the U.K., and a TikTok sensation in the U.S.
www.vulture.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This is about where I am. Happy for the news today, but still feeling like something bad is looming on the horizon regardless.
I'm of course very happy the Supreme Court won't hear the case to overturn Obergefell v Hodges. That's great news.

I would not be surprised, however, if the dismantling of marriage equality shows up in some other form down the road.
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It's the way Chuck Schumer is so bad at his job, but somehow manages to keep it...
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We clean up well, @adammerkle.bsky.social !
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
UK Celebrity Traitors finale omggggggggg

What a bonkers and delightful season.
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Reposted by FalconWizard
Starting off our recording of Emerald Templars:

"So, how does your character feel about death"

Totally normal, nothing could possibly go wrong here...
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.

I think this was in the 2013/2014 area?
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Reposted by FalconWizard
actual footage of me playing dead by daylight with @falconwizard.bsky.social and @gingersnaps.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Horror movies stop putting the most famous person in the movie into the killer role if the killer is a mystery... I beg!

This is more true with more "indie" type movies, but not exclusively :::stares in Laurie Metcalf in Scream 2:::
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Burnout is so real right now.

Here's hoping having some days off this month will help with some recharging, because ya girl is TIRED.
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It wasn't eligible, because it wasn't out in time for this years consideration. Saved you a click.
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Str8 coworker has been non-responsive about something I need all week. I followed up again today and got hit with a "my guy"

Shutting that shit down post haste.
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
People refusing to abandon pop stars even after they've shown they're kinda trash needs to be studied.

(It's Katy Perry, this time)
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"Demons hate people who weaponize their BFAs" - Actual quote from my Moonlight session tonight
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
How do I have almost 5 hours of meetings tomorrow... a Friday...

This feels homophobic.
November 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I now need people to start saying “bless up” when they see me 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
MORE OF THIS!!!!!!
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
We've had a LOT of good news this week, and we've still got two days left...

C'mon Nancy Pelosi, announce that retirement! Bring Chuck Schumer with you!
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Good morning beautiful queer people in my phone!

Despite the democratic party's best efforts, democrats won last night!!!
a man sitting on a couch with the words " i feel like that needs to be celebrated "
Alt: David Rose saying "I feel like that needs to be celebrated"
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
May Debra Messing cry herself to sleep tonight.
Zohran Mamdani will become the next mayor of New York City. (NBC News)
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM