Uqbar & Jeff
@borgmamel.bsky.social
We must not look at goblin men,
We must not smell their toots
We must not smell their toots
January 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
We must not look at goblin men,
We must not smell their toots
We must not smell their toots
how did Sean Penn know about Greg Bovino ahead of time
January 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM
how did Sean Penn know about Greg Bovino ahead of time
i want to apologize to the listeners of my new foodie podcast Provender Palaver. i was caught up in the moment. i in fact DO care how many apes have to die to put hands on my plate
January 11, 2026 at 2:34 AM
i want to apologize to the listeners of my new foodie podcast Provender Palaver. i was caught up in the moment. i in fact DO care how many apes have to die to put hands on my plate
aficionados of nephew-uncle pairings 🤝 the eternal present, beyond temporality
nunc stans
nunc stans
January 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
aficionados of nephew-uncle pairings 🤝 the eternal present, beyond temporality
nunc stans
nunc stans
my associate here has a unique skillset... he specializes in breaking down "cool" people, through various techniques, into the underlying primitive "dweeb" or "weenus"... hehehe! unpleasant to be sure, but in cases such as yours... hehe! ...necessary.
January 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
my associate here has a unique skillset... he specializes in breaking down "cool" people, through various techniques, into the underlying primitive "dweeb" or "weenus"... hehehe! unpleasant to be sure, but in cases such as yours... hehe! ...necessary.
NIGHTCRAWLER: hand me my wallet... it's the one that says "BAMF" on it..
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
NIGHTCRAWLER: hand me my wallet... it's the one that says "BAMF" on it..
did i see Weapons? aye mate, all aboot
January 7, 2026 at 4:35 AM
did i see Weapons? aye mate, all aboot
when it comes to the "extreme" political signs in my yard... depiction is not endorsement 🙄
January 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM
when it comes to the "extreme" political signs in my yard... depiction is not endorsement 🙄
Q: where did Pokemon trainer Ash Ketchum go after having caught one of each Pokemon?
A: Got-em-all-a (Guatamala) 😂🙏✨
A: Got-em-all-a (Guatamala) 😂🙏✨
January 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Q: where did Pokemon trainer Ash Ketchum go after having caught one of each Pokemon?
A: Got-em-all-a (Guatamala) 😂🙏✨
A: Got-em-all-a (Guatamala) 😂🙏✨
(white boys) white boys going messing up my brain
(white boys) aw white boys are gonna drive me insane
(white guys) oh white guys they tickle me down to my toes
(white boys) aw white boys i said now goodness knows
(white boys) aw white boys are gonna drive me insane
(white guys) oh white guys they tickle me down to my toes
(white boys) aw white boys i said now goodness knows
January 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
(white boys) white boys going messing up my brain
(white boys) aw white boys are gonna drive me insane
(white guys) oh white guys they tickle me down to my toes
(white boys) aw white boys i said now goodness knows
(white boys) aw white boys are gonna drive me insane
(white guys) oh white guys they tickle me down to my toes
(white boys) aw white boys i said now goodness knows
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Oil: The Energy Source of the Future!™
December 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Oil: The Energy Source of the Future!™
HEADSMAN: i'm covered in axe body spray
January 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
HEADSMAN: i'm covered in axe body spray
We have some sights to show you
January 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
We have some sights to show you
been a lang syne since i rock and rolled
been an auld langy langy langy langy syne
been an auld langy langy langy langy syne
December 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
been a lang syne since i rock and rolled
been an auld langy langy langy langy syne
been an auld langy langy langy langy syne
Shepherd's Pie: "The Pie of Shepherds™"
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Shepherd's Pie: "The Pie of Shepherds™"
i'm not as young as i used to be... starting to realize i probably only have 3... 4... maybe 5 hundred years left
December 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i'm not as young as i used to be... starting to realize i probably only have 3... 4... maybe 5 hundred years left
finished this month:
Out There Screaming - ed. Jordan Peele
A Force So Swift: Mao, Truman, and the Birth of Modern China, 1949 - Kevin Peraino
The Arrest - Jonathon Lethem
The MANIAC - Benjamin Labatut
Staircase in the Woods - Chuck Wendig
The Vegetarian - Han Kang
#booksky
Out There Screaming - ed. Jordan Peele
A Force So Swift: Mao, Truman, and the Birth of Modern China, 1949 - Kevin Peraino
The Arrest - Jonathon Lethem
The MANIAC - Benjamin Labatut
Staircase in the Woods - Chuck Wendig
The Vegetarian - Han Kang
#booksky
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
finished this month:
Out There Screaming - ed. Jordan Peele
A Force So Swift: Mao, Truman, and the Birth of Modern China, 1949 - Kevin Peraino
The Arrest - Jonathon Lethem
The MANIAC - Benjamin Labatut
Staircase in the Woods - Chuck Wendig
The Vegetarian - Han Kang
#booksky
Out There Screaming - ed. Jordan Peele
A Force So Swift: Mao, Truman, and the Birth of Modern China, 1949 - Kevin Peraino
The Arrest - Jonathon Lethem
The MANIAC - Benjamin Labatut
Staircase in the Woods - Chuck Wendig
The Vegetarian - Han Kang
#booksky
i hate that "enshittification" has found purchase. "cromulent fuckcrustable"-ass word
December 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i hate that "enshittification" has found purchase. "cromulent fuckcrustable"-ass word
how about "Don't Bring Your Buns to Town", where the kid goes into town with his butt and moons someone, and they shoot him
December 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
how about "Don't Bring Your Buns to Town", where the kid goes into town with his butt and moons someone, and they shoot him
finally, a movie for Husbands
December 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
finally, a movie for Husbands
massive choon, bruv
December 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
massive choon, bruv
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WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
Halloween is a Christmas movie
December 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Halloween is a Christmas movie