Uqbar & Jeff
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the movie Wicked is about Boston. it's by the Boondock Saints guy
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
the movie Wicked is about Boston. it's by the Boondock Saints guy
✨ reply guy to the stars ✨
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
✨ reply guy to the stars ✨
bristlemouths: only discovered in the 1930s, they are the most numerous vertebrate on the planet! there are QUADRILLIONS of them! and they're trans
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
bristlemouths: only discovered in the 1930s, they are the most numerous vertebrate on the planet! there are QUADRILLIONS of them! and they're trans
Frankeinstein? or steinly franken?
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Frankeinstein? or steinly franken?
our entire civilization is built on blowjobs
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
our entire civilization is built on blowjobs
there is a dearth of actually trained and qualified wallet inspectors, which is why the industry has such a bad reputation
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
there is a dearth of actually trained and qualified wallet inspectors, which is why the industry has such a bad reputation
shoot, coward! you're only killing one cool-ass man! 😎🚬
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
shoot, coward! you're only killing one cool-ass man! 😎🚬
attention tiktok or other video: "this could have been a tweet"
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
attention tiktok or other video: "this could have been a tweet"
We Have Always Lived With The Hassle
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
We Have Always Lived With The Hassle
MODEL IS COLLAPSED!
if you want it
if you want it
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
MODEL IS COLLAPSED!
if you want it
if you want it
who up subducting they plates
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
who up subducting they plates
new game show: "Money or No Money?"
well, Howie, i believe i'm going to have to go with "No Money" --NO, WAIT!!
well, Howie, i believe i'm going to have to go with "No Money" --NO, WAIT!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
new game show: "Money or No Money?"
well, Howie, i believe i'm going to have to go with "No Money" --NO, WAIT!!
well, Howie, i believe i'm going to have to go with "No Money" --NO, WAIT!!
baby shoes for sale "Nevermore"
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
baby shoes for sale "Nevermore"
big gripe with Alien: Earth: the eye monster is a cool design but how did it evolve to look exactly like a mammalian eyeball? it makes no sense they picked it up out in space
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
big gripe with Alien: Earth: the eye monster is a cool design but how did it evolve to look exactly like a mammalian eyeball? it makes no sense they picked it up out in space
bread andy serkises
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
bread andy serkises
my kid has some minecraft mod where he can build The Navidson House
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
my kid has some minecraft mod where he can build The Navidson House
unfortunate author name
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
unfortunate author name
can't help but feel the name of the "CaféBeria" at the NKVD Museum is both in poor taste and too twee by half
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
can't help but feel the name of the "CaféBeria" at the NKVD Museum is both in poor taste and too twee by half
planes, trains... and all the rest
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
planes, trains... and all the rest
I COULD SMELL
THE MUSTARD AND THE ONIONS
THE MUSTARD AND THE ONIONS
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I COULD SMELL
THE MUSTARD AND THE ONIONS
THE MUSTARD AND THE ONIONS
WHY DO THE GOOD ALWAYS DIE SO YOUNG!
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
WHY DO THE GOOD ALWAYS DIE SO YOUNG!
Reposted by Uqbar & Jeff
Reposted by Uqbar & Jeff
The "5-second rule" is when you pick a piece of food up off the ground, you have to wait 5 seconds before eating it. To give the "ground germs" a chance to die.
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The "5-second rule" is when you pick a piece of food up off the ground, you have to wait 5 seconds before eating it. To give the "ground germs" a chance to die.