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Uqbar & Jeff
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November 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
bristlemouths: only discovered in the 1930s, they are the most numerous vertebrate on the planet! there are QUADRILLIONS of them! and they're trans
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
our entire civilization is built on blowjobs
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
RFK's brain worm
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
unfortunate author name
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I COULD SMELL
THE MUSTARD AND THE ONIONS
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
October 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"earthly grains"... as opposed to what
October 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
October 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
i don't want to say North Koreans are indomitable but... woah! your spirit makes Paektu Mountain look like a chestnut! i tell ya, my wife, is she ever in conformance with the Juche idea. i ask her what's for dinner, she tells me the only nourishment we need is the light of Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism!
October 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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