Or to fill out your home gym with tax-exempt reimbursement for workout equipment god bless

Hmmm I wanna try to beat you with my psychic deck

Anyway last night my friend made a snarky comment about someone he saw me DM’ing on insta and the guy mentioned above restarted the convo on scruff (and immediately asked for ass pics) so I had to get all these thoughts out of my head

After calling me spoiled he then went on to try to talk mess on some of my friends he saw me with that night and made a statement about A-list gays and I asked my roommates and some friends and they were like “yeah they’re the worst” … but whyyyy are they the worst? Give me a REAL reason

Like first of all it was four drinks bought for me at woody’s and one more at missie’s but also sorry that people like me??? Some people, even mutual friends you didn’t know were mutual friends of mine, like to buy drinks for people at gay bars! 🙃

Idk why this became a thread I just can’t stop thinking about this guy I’d chatted with on Scruff earlier and had a good conversation with saying “I don’t fuck with spoiled brats” on Saturday at Missie’s when I tried to shake his hand irl bc he saw three people buy me a drink at woody’s before

“They have all these parties and only invite each other!” I’m sorry since when do you invite strangers into your home for a party? I usually only invite my friends or people I want to be closer friends with, personally. That off-putting person judging me by the bar isn’t on the list

“They ignored me on _____” okay and you’ve responded to every single grindr/scruff message you’ve ever seen? Nobody owes you a response nor do you owe anyone a response

“They’re trying too hard to be an a-list gay or like an influencer” okay… what does that mean? Idc if your psychosexual development was stunted by not coming out until late, this isn’t *actually* high school so leave that baggage at the door ffs and just treat people like people

Like not to sound like a pick-me I just hate when I’m talking to a friend and they’re like “you’re going to ____’s party??” Or “omg you’re friends with ____ ugh they’re the worst” and I’m like “why” and there is almost never a coherent response for why they’re bad.

That’s why they invented disco naps!

@himbiologist.bsky.social

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