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Gaming has strayed too far from what it once was. We need to go back to our roots. Bring back big head modes and cheat codes that unlock silly costumes
March 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Gaming has strayed too far from what it once was. We need to go back to our roots. Bring back big head modes and cheat codes that unlock silly costumes
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I could easily be convinced that autocorrect has slowly been getting worse over the last couple of years
March 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I could easily be convinced that autocorrect has slowly been getting worse over the last couple of years
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A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion
of combining plant and human DNA to create
a new protein hybrid.
When they dug up
the grounds they found human romaines.
of combining plant and human DNA to create
a new protein hybrid.
When they dug up
the grounds they found human romaines.
March 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion
of combining plant and human DNA to create
a new protein hybrid.
When they dug up
the grounds they found human romaines.
of combining plant and human DNA to create
a new protein hybrid.
When they dug up
the grounds they found human romaines.
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Watch the left tackle on this play.
December 16, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Watch the left tackle on this play.
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You, a slob: The Last Supper was hilarious because what kinda dudes all sit on the same side of the table lmao
Me, an intellectual: it was a hibachi restaurant
Me, an intellectual: it was a hibachi restaurant
December 16, 2024 at 1:08 AM
You, a slob: The Last Supper was hilarious because what kinda dudes all sit on the same side of the table lmao
Me, an intellectual: it was a hibachi restaurant
Me, an intellectual: it was a hibachi restaurant
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sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell
December 5, 2024 at 11:28 PM
sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell
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I love saying the word exacerbate like I know what the fuck fancy words are. I’ll toss that into anything. Don’t exacerbate that sandwich by putting on too much mustard. What are you gonna do? Challenge me, the man who used the fancy word?
December 2, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I love saying the word exacerbate like I know what the fuck fancy words are. I’ll toss that into anything. Don’t exacerbate that sandwich by putting on too much mustard. What are you gonna do? Challenge me, the man who used the fancy word?
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If Aaron Rodgers has a million haters I’m one of them. If he has 1000 haters I’m one of them. If he has 1 hater it’s me. If he has 0 haters it means I have left this world. If the world is for Aaron Rodgers, I am against the world.
December 2, 2024 at 2:49 AM
If Aaron Rodgers has a million haters I’m one of them. If he has 1000 haters I’m one of them. If he has 1 hater it’s me. If he has 0 haters it means I have left this world. If the world is for Aaron Rodgers, I am against the world.
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
December 1, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
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Put me on a starter pack of dumb guys who think they're hilarious when they've drunk a pot of coffee
November 26, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Put me on a starter pack of dumb guys who think they're hilarious when they've drunk a pot of coffee
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I sometimes think about how amazing it must have felt, being Bill Watterson, and saying no to every request and proposal to expand the Calvin & Hobbes IP to tv, movies, merch, you-name-it. To be in that position, in need of nothing more, and to just say no thanks.
November 27, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I sometimes think about how amazing it must have felt, being Bill Watterson, and saying no to every request and proposal to expand the Calvin & Hobbes IP to tv, movies, merch, you-name-it. To be in that position, in need of nothing more, and to just say no thanks.
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Thanksgiving with in-laws.
Pray for me.
Pray for me.
November 27, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Thanksgiving with in-laws.
Pray for me.
Pray for me.
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“And it comes with our house-made ketchup”
you know what, fuck you
you know what, fuck you
November 27, 2024 at 12:59 PM
“And it comes with our house-made ketchup”
you know what, fuck you
you know what, fuck you
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having sexual intercourse with my first coffee of the day
November 27, 2024 at 1:46 PM
having sexual intercourse with my first coffee of the day
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ME: How much for the goth Kinder Egg?
CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.
CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.
November 26, 2024 at 1:19 PM
ME: How much for the goth Kinder Egg?
CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.
CASHIER: Sir, that is an avocado.
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Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading th
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading th
November 26, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading th
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading th
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One of the best things about NBA games is seeing a 6’1 guy playing and thinking “that little freak, that little gremlin”
November 26, 2024 at 5:02 AM
One of the best things about NBA games is seeing a 6’1 guy playing and thinking “that little freak, that little gremlin”
Fire everyone and sell the team pls I beg of you
The Bears are, I think, the worst-coached professional sports team I’ve…ever seen?
November 25, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Fire everyone and sell the team pls I beg of you
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Death and the Child, by Edvard Munch, 1899, 📸 via @SportsCenter
November 24, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Death and the Child, by Edvard Munch, 1899, 📸 via @SportsCenter
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one of the most special things about attending an nfl game in person is that if the home team wins, they open up all the exits and let all the fans go home. nothing like sleeping in your own bed
November 25, 2024 at 12:19 AM
one of the most special things about attending an nfl game in person is that if the home team wins, they open up all the exits and let all the fans go home. nothing like sleeping in your own bed
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a discount of 15% off is not a Black Friday sale <bangs gavel>
November 24, 2024 at 5:03 PM
a discount of 15% off is not a Black Friday sale <bangs gavel>
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What’s the most underrated Thanksgiving food? I will start. Whiskey.
November 25, 2024 at 12:45 AM
What’s the most underrated Thanksgiving food? I will start. Whiskey.
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Jameis Winston is the funniest man in the league 😭
November 22, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Jameis Winston is the funniest man in the league 😭