Andrew Jordan
@ajordanxiii.bsky.social
Former creative designer, photographer. Certified master cocksman. 50% caffeine 50% awesome and 100% sarcastic. I enjoy videogames for reasons and I've been called the Temu Pedro Pascal. Sometimes a play pretend for people.
Pinned
Andrew Jordan
@ajordanxiii.bsky.social
· Nov 17
I know we have all left the bad place but, never forget your roots.
Reposted by Andrew Jordan
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
I'm disappointed I didn't watch Lower Decks sooner, this is my jam.
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm disappointed I didn't watch Lower Decks sooner, this is my jam.
Reposted by Andrew Jordan
👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
-100's of games launch on Steam every week
-There aren't enough writers to cover them
-Pubs/devs don't always respond to emails from excited writers
-Editors can't always afford to pay for reviews/features
Please don't rush to blame writers/sites when something niche isn't covered. We're trying.
-There aren't enough writers to cover them
-Pubs/devs don't always respond to emails from excited writers
-Editors can't always afford to pay for reviews/features
Please don't rush to blame writers/sites when something niche isn't covered. We're trying.
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
Reposted by Andrew Jordan
Hey y'all, @urbanbohemian.com is live on Twitch, fundraising for Feeding America!
twitch.tv/urbanbohemian
Want to donate but can't catch the stream: tilt.fyi/zha10h4OtY
twitch.tv/urbanbohemian
Want to donate but can't catch the stream: tilt.fyi/zha10h4OtY
urbanbohemian - Twitch
Sunday! Ya urb is tired, y'all. Late bedtime got me eepy. | !donate !clip | @urbanbohemian 💖 🏳🌈 | !pronouns [CC]
twitch.tv
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Hey y'all, @urbanbohemian.com is live on Twitch, fundraising for Feeding America!
twitch.tv/urbanbohemian
Want to donate but can't catch the stream: tilt.fyi/zha10h4OtY
twitch.tv/urbanbohemian
Want to donate but can't catch the stream: tilt.fyi/zha10h4OtY
Railed in a winter dress a thing or not?
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Railed in a winter dress a thing or not?
Reposted by Andrew Jordan
Hey folks, I've known Tanya, aka Cypheroftyr, since the City of Heroes days 20 years ago. She's a TRULY stand-up person, the first person I think of when it comes to putting in the work toward intersectionality. She's been having a ROUGH time finding work, if you can spare some cash or boost, help?
So I did the thing before I chickened out (or came to my senses) and threw up a GFM as a stop gap measure. I hate doing it more than anyone will hate seeing another fund raiser.
gofund.me/f5615787f
gofund.me/f5615787f
Donate to Chip in to help with the cost of existence while I job hunt., organized by Tanya DePass
Like many of those in the games industry, I was laid off back… Tanya DePass needs your support for Chip in to help with the cost of existence while I job hunt.
gofund.me
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hey folks, I've known Tanya, aka Cypheroftyr, since the City of Heroes days 20 years ago. She's a TRULY stand-up person, the first person I think of when it comes to putting in the work toward intersectionality. She's been having a ROUGH time finding work, if you can spare some cash or boost, help?
Reposted by Andrew Jordan
Just finished a fourth proofing round on Aliens: The Video Games. I'm super proud of it, and really hope folks enjoy it as much as I did writing it.
That's out next year. If you fancied supporting my work this year, please consider Retro Gaming as a Christmas gift. Your purchases pay me pennies! TY
That's out next year. If you fancied supporting my work this year, please consider Retro Gaming as a Christmas gift. Your purchases pay me pennies! TY
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Just finished a fourth proofing round on Aliens: The Video Games. I'm super proud of it, and really hope folks enjoy it as much as I did writing it.
That's out next year. If you fancied supporting my work this year, please consider Retro Gaming as a Christmas gift. Your purchases pay me pennies! TY
That's out next year. If you fancied supporting my work this year, please consider Retro Gaming as a Christmas gift. Your purchases pay me pennies! TY
In less angry news, I think the latest version of Civilization actually looks pretty great now. I have always been a Civ fan, it scratches very specific parts of my brain in the best way and the latest iteration looks wonderful. Maybe it's time.
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
In less angry news, I think the latest version of Civilization actually looks pretty great now. I have always been a Civ fan, it scratches very specific parts of my brain in the best way and the latest iteration looks wonderful. Maybe it's time.
Reposted by Andrew Jordan
Do you live in US and own Meta Quest? Please try our new VR game app Realize Music: Sing — and let me know what you think! Would love to hear your feedback ✨
www.meta.com/experiences/...
www.meta.com/experiences/...
Realize Music: Sing on Meta Quest
Experience the future of music. Explore a vast catalogue of songs from the world's biggest artists in stunning, voice-responsive environments that change as you sing. With interactive tools like 3D pa...
www.meta.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Do you live in US and own Meta Quest? Please try our new VR game app Realize Music: Sing — and let me know what you think! Would love to hear your feedback ✨
www.meta.com/experiences/...
www.meta.com/experiences/...
Reposted by Andrew Jordan
Labour casually doing monstrous shit. Despicable, horrifying party. They're supposed to be the lesser evil, but they keep finding ways to be worse. They've not realised that they won't appease te far right, ever.
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Labour casually doing monstrous shit. Despicable, horrifying party. They're supposed to be the lesser evil, but they keep finding ways to be worse. They've not realised that they won't appease te far right, ever.
Awful acting aside the absolute tone deaf ghoulishness of some bratty little pissant sending a thousand boxes of tissues as a prank in a time when food banks are needed by an obscene number of people just highlights the corporate disconnect from the reality they're bleeding dry for "numbers go up".
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Awful acting aside the absolute tone deaf ghoulishness of some bratty little pissant sending a thousand boxes of tissues as a prank in a time when food banks are needed by an obscene number of people just highlights the corporate disconnect from the reality they're bleeding dry for "numbers go up".
Reposted by Andrew Jordan
I'm summoning the game industry writers/narrative people pls I need this
[See the post Claire is quoting for context]
[See the post Claire is quoting for context]
h/T to @baddestmamajama.bsky.social who did this and really made me laugh:
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
GO
Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs
GO
November 15, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I'm summoning the game industry writers/narrative people pls I need this
[See the post Claire is quoting for context]
[See the post Claire is quoting for context]
Reposted by Andrew Jordan
We are assembling a DREAM TEAM get your portfolios ready 🙏
📣 SENIOR(ISH) GAME WRITERS 📣
The folks at GDC have reached out to me about heading up a narrative portfolio review workshop. Are you planning on going to GDC this year and would be down to review some portfolios? HMU!
The folks at GDC have reached out to me about heading up a narrative portfolio review workshop. Are you planning on going to GDC this year and would be down to review some portfolios? HMU!
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We are assembling a DREAM TEAM get your portfolios ready 🙏
Well phase two of treatment and the ongoing other treatments are absolutely delightful (sarcasm) and the added PC melt down earlier requiring a full factory reset and clean install of the OS absolutely made my day, I'll be in my bunk anger wanking with a sand covered palm just to top it all off.
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Well phase two of treatment and the ongoing other treatments are absolutely delightful (sarcasm) and the added PC melt down earlier requiring a full factory reset and clean install of the OS absolutely made my day, I'll be in my bunk anger wanking with a sand covered palm just to top it all off.
Reposted by Andrew Jordan
If the only thing that wins is the runaway viral hit, if all that the media can talk about, if all the streamers can play is that one viral game.
Then passion , art and experimentation dies.... because all that is left to survive...... is to gamble and become that game.
That is 2025...
Then passion , art and experimentation dies.... because all that is left to survive...... is to gamble and become that game.
That is 2025...
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
If the only thing that wins is the runaway viral hit, if all that the media can talk about, if all the streamers can play is that one viral game.
Then passion , art and experimentation dies.... because all that is left to survive...... is to gamble and become that game.
That is 2025...
Then passion , art and experimentation dies.... because all that is left to survive...... is to gamble and become that game.
That is 2025...
Nudity will fix me.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Nudity will fix me.
Reposted by Andrew Jordan
how do i know if i’m a furry
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
how do i know if i’m a furry
Reposted by Andrew Jordan
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Reposted by Andrew Jordan
We're just under 12 hours from the live stream!
Help us help sick kids, Donate & Share the fundraiser if you can!
We'll see you in the morning!
bit.ly/sttxl25
Help us help sick kids, Donate & Share the fundraiser if you can!
We'll see you in the morning!
bit.ly/sttxl25
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
We're just under 12 hours from the live stream!
Help us help sick kids, Donate & Share the fundraiser if you can!
We'll see you in the morning!
bit.ly/sttxl25
Help us help sick kids, Donate & Share the fundraiser if you can!
We'll see you in the morning!
bit.ly/sttxl25
Drag me to hell.
Not the movie, a request.
Not the movie, a request.
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Drag me to hell.
Not the movie, a request.
Not the movie, a request.
Reposted by Andrew Jordan
So I did the thing before I chickened out (or came to my senses) and threw up a GFM as a stop gap measure. I hate doing it more than anyone will hate seeing another fund raiser.
gofund.me/f5615787f
gofund.me/f5615787f
Donate to Chip in to help with the cost of existence while I job hunt., organized by Tanya DePass
Like many of those in the games industry, I was laid off back… Tanya DePass needs your support for Chip in to help with the cost of existence while I job hunt.
gofund.me
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
So I did the thing before I chickened out (or came to my senses) and threw up a GFM as a stop gap measure. I hate doing it more than anyone will hate seeing another fund raiser.
gofund.me/f5615787f
gofund.me/f5615787f
Reposted by Andrew Jordan
Tanya has helped so, SO many people both in this community and all over...time for us to show her that we see her. ❤️
So I did the thing before I chickened out (or came to my senses) and threw up a GFM as a stop gap measure. I hate doing it more than anyone will hate seeing another fund raiser.
gofund.me/f5615787f
gofund.me/f5615787f
Donate to Chip in to help with the cost of existence while I job hunt., organized by Tanya DePass
Like many of those in the games industry, I was laid off back… Tanya DePass needs your support for Chip in to help with the cost of existence while I job hunt.
gofund.me
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Tanya has helped so, SO many people both in this community and all over...time for us to show her that we see her. ❤️
Reposted by Andrew Jordan
Adore this game! Anyone who enjoys narrative focused games and especially those who remember the best days of internet communities in the early 2000s should enjoy VIDEOVERSE.
📢 Exciting news! 📢
VIDEOVERSE will be coming to consoles on...
✨November 14th✨
The port includes all post-PC launch updates plus new Japanese localisation 🇯🇵
Please share! ❤️
#indiegame #visualnovel #gaming
VIDEOVERSE will be coming to consoles on...
✨November 14th✨
The port includes all post-PC launch updates plus new Japanese localisation 🇯🇵
Please share! ❤️
#indiegame #visualnovel #gaming
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Adore this game! Anyone who enjoys narrative focused games and especially those who remember the best days of internet communities in the early 2000s should enjoy VIDEOVERSE.