Aipilosse 🐍
@aipilosse.bsky.social
Elf-enthusiast, Tolkien nerd, dog person 🧝♂️💎🐩 She/her🪼An adult who posts and interacts with adult things
Very few phrases set my teeth on edge as quickly as 'gentle reminder'.
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Very few phrases set my teeth on edge as quickly as 'gentle reminder'.
Formulating an ethics of hot dogs, drawing lines between the Costco court, and the motivating power of free hot dogs on the Bears
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Formulating an ethics of hot dogs, drawing lines between the Costco court, and the motivating power of free hot dogs on the Bears
Cackling madly as I add Bruce Springsteen, Tchaikovsky, and Run DMC to my Christmas playlist
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Cackling madly as I add Bruce Springsteen, Tchaikovsky, and Run DMC to my Christmas playlist
If you see this post an anime you love
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If you see this post an anime you love
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
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Ever since Pope Leo ascended to the chair of St. Peter the Bears are 7-3
Coincidence?? I think not
Coincidence?? I think not
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Ever since Pope Leo ascended to the chair of St. Peter the Bears are 7-3
Coincidence?? I think not
Coincidence?? I think not
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November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Just give the President some gold so he can keep hoarding it and displaying it in his golden lair where he spends most of his time sleeping, the President is Smaug, it’s fine, America wanted Smaug as President, it’s what they voted for
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Just give the President some gold so he can keep hoarding it and displaying it in his golden lair where he spends most of his time sleeping, the President is Smaug, it’s fine, America wanted Smaug as President, it’s what they voted for
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
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THE LEGEND LIVES ON FROM THE CHIPPEWA ON DOWN
OF THE BIG LAKE THEY CALL GITCHE GUMEE
THE LAKE IT IS SAID, NEVER GIVES UP HER DEAD
WHEN THE SKIES OF NOVEMBER TURN GLOOMY
WITH A LOAD OF IRON ORE TWENTY-SIX THOUSAND TONS MORE THAN THE EDMUND FITZGERALD WEIGHED EMPTY
THE GOOD SHIP AND TRUE WAS A BONE TO
OF THE BIG LAKE THEY CALL GITCHE GUMEE
THE LAKE IT IS SAID, NEVER GIVES UP HER DEAD
WHEN THE SKIES OF NOVEMBER TURN GLOOMY
WITH A LOAD OF IRON ORE TWENTY-SIX THOUSAND TONS MORE THAN THE EDMUND FITZGERALD WEIGHED EMPTY
THE GOOD SHIP AND TRUE WAS A BONE TO
November 10, 2024 at 1:08 PM
THE LEGEND LIVES ON FROM THE CHIPPEWA ON DOWN
OF THE BIG LAKE THEY CALL GITCHE GUMEE
THE LAKE IT IS SAID, NEVER GIVES UP HER DEAD
WHEN THE SKIES OF NOVEMBER TURN GLOOMY
WITH A LOAD OF IRON ORE TWENTY-SIX THOUSAND TONS MORE THAN THE EDMUND FITZGERALD WEIGHED EMPTY
THE GOOD SHIP AND TRUE WAS A BONE TO
OF THE BIG LAKE THEY CALL GITCHE GUMEE
THE LAKE IT IS SAID, NEVER GIVES UP HER DEAD
WHEN THE SKIES OF NOVEMBER TURN GLOOMY
WITH A LOAD OF IRON ORE TWENTY-SIX THOUSAND TONS MORE THAN THE EDMUND FITZGERALD WEIGHED EMPTY
THE GOOD SHIP AND TRUE WAS A BONE TO
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
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lee pace at the premiere of THE RUNNING MAN
I would so be vaporlocked like the reporter in the second pic if mr. pace was in front of me like that
I would so be vaporlocked like the reporter in the second pic if mr. pace was in front of me like that
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
lee pace at the premiere of THE RUNNING MAN
I would so be vaporlocked like the reporter in the second pic if mr. pace was in front of me like that
I would so be vaporlocked like the reporter in the second pic if mr. pace was in front of me like that
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Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.
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God, I don't pray often, but please help Canada kick America's ass in a baseball game tonight
Lord, send your angels to the outfield like you did once before
Lord, send your angels to the outfield like you did once before
November 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
God, I don't pray often, but please help Canada kick America's ass in a baseball game tonight
Lord, send your angels to the outfield like you did once before
Lord, send your angels to the outfield like you did once before
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above all tolkien believed elves and their descendants were the most fuckable race, that is not a commentary on whether they’re good or not
October 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
above all tolkien believed elves and their descendants were the most fuckable race, that is not a commentary on whether they’re good or not
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i hate how people and even literature sometimes reduces the concept of an unreliable narrator to 'the book lying to you', not 'you are viewing the world through the eyes of someone who does not see an absolute truth'
October 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i hate how people and even literature sometimes reduces the concept of an unreliable narrator to 'the book lying to you', not 'you are viewing the world through the eyes of someone who does not see an absolute truth'
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AR-PHARAZÔN THE GOLDEN: What you have to remember also is he appeared in fair form.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
AR-PHARAZÔN THE GOLDEN: What you have to remember also is he appeared in fair form.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
I see people digging One Battle After Another for being too basic with 'the bad guys are racist' but, like, COME ON
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I see people digging One Battle After Another for being too basic with 'the bad guys are racist' but, like, COME ON
Btw right now, you can watch the wkc masters agility championship RIGHT NOW on YouTube
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Btw right now, you can watch the wkc masters agility championship RIGHT NOW on YouTube
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melian the maia —— for @meladriel.bsky.social ✧
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
melian the maia —— for @meladriel.bsky.social ✧
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The age of men is at an end. Now is the time of hot orcs.
based on one exceptionally wild Publisher's Marketplace announcement, I'm calling it: orcs will be the next big thing in romantasy
October 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The age of men is at an end. Now is the time of hot orcs.
