Mike
@ailmarus.bsky.social
35, he/they 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️, anime, gaming, horror, and D&D
AuDHD, Gamer, and artist and too many thoughts
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AuDHD, Gamer, and artist and too many thoughts
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Mike
@ailmarus.bsky.social
· Oct 7
Despite being a rampant homosexual, I've never seen the original Sailor Moon anime
So I'm rectifying that by watching it at work ✨using their wifi✨ 💅
So I'm rectifying that by watching it at work ✨using their wifi✨ 💅
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it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
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The no homo Michael buble version of Santa Baby
What's the absolute worst Christmas song?
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The no homo Michael buble version of Santa Baby
Over 30 thread 💫
Turned 36 (about a month ago lol)
Turned 36 (about a month ago lol)
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Over 30 thread 💫
Turned 36 (about a month ago lol)
Turned 36 (about a month ago lol)
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Says something that they clearly can easily help ppl but only do so if they think it will fuck someone
So some conservative thought giving sweaters away to the unhoused that say "I ❤️ Tim Keller" would be bad for Mayor Tim Keller's re-election.
Instead it's gotten all the unhoused people saying nice things about the mayor right before the runoff.
Talk about a plan backfiring.
Instead it's gotten all the unhoused people saying nice things about the mayor right before the runoff.
Talk about a plan backfiring.
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Says something that they clearly can easily help ppl but only do so if they think it will fuck someone
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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“and that’s why WE take Descovy for PrEP”
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“and that’s why WE take Descovy for PrEP”
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This was probably someone’s favorite trading card.
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
This was probably someone’s favorite trading card.
I guess I didn't need that blanket or those pants
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I guess I didn't need that blanket or those pants
Mouth? Sliced
Brain? Foggy
Work? Not for the next two days babeyyy
Brain? Foggy
Work? Not for the next two days babeyyy
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Mouth? Sliced
Brain? Foggy
Work? Not for the next two days babeyyy
Brain? Foggy
Work? Not for the next two days babeyyy
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Druid Barrymore
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Druid Barrymore
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I know why the caged twink winks
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I know why the caged twink winks
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based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
another week in corporate America 😮💨
December 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
another week in corporate America 😮💨
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“then fucking publish it” would be a good t shirt
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
“then fucking publish it” would be a good t shirt
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White women when Taylor Swift
every line in this six second clip of the case closed dub
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
White women when Taylor Swift
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Its Monday tomorrow
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Its Monday tomorrow
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me on the 9am Teams call trying to act like I'm rested and ready to get back to work
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
me on the 9am Teams call trying to act like I'm rested and ready to get back to work
No guys like REALLY big Frosslass
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
No guys like REALLY big Frosslass
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Don't hate watch, don't engage, ignore
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Don't hate watch, don't engage, ignore
Jeff's gone again 🫤 packing up his stuff and watching him leave, knowing it might be months before I see him again is never fun
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Jeff's gone again 🫤 packing up his stuff and watching him leave, knowing it might be months before I see him again is never fun
I'll add most of these plot points are not written very WELL, but they're ridiculous and often amusing lol.
So far, a 6.5/10 Pokemon game. Legends: Arceus put my expectations high and this didn't quite meet them, but I'm having fun.
Partially because I love how stupid some Alphas look
So far, a 6.5/10 Pokemon game. Legends: Arceus put my expectations high and this didn't quite meet them, but I'm having fun.
Partially because I love how stupid some Alphas look
Play Pokemon Legends Z-A! It has everything!
~ being indebted ¥1,000,000 to the mob because your friend can't edit videos
~ joining a cult because it would be "rude" to decline
~ a grandpa piloting a hologram of his granddaughter like a vtuber and learning he loves being an e-girl
~ Big Frosslass
~ being indebted ¥1,000,000 to the mob because your friend can't edit videos
~ joining a cult because it would be "rude" to decline
~ a grandpa piloting a hologram of his granddaughter like a vtuber and learning he loves being an e-girl
~ Big Frosslass
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'll add most of these plot points are not written very WELL, but they're ridiculous and often amusing lol.
So far, a 6.5/10 Pokemon game. Legends: Arceus put my expectations high and this didn't quite meet them, but I'm having fun.
Partially because I love how stupid some Alphas look
So far, a 6.5/10 Pokemon game. Legends: Arceus put my expectations high and this didn't quite meet them, but I'm having fun.
Partially because I love how stupid some Alphas look
Play Pokemon Legends Z-A! It has everything!
~ being indebted ¥1,000,000 to the mob because your friend can't edit videos
~ joining a cult because it would be "rude" to decline
~ a grandpa piloting a hologram of his granddaughter like a vtuber and learning he loves being an e-girl
~ Big Frosslass
~ being indebted ¥1,000,000 to the mob because your friend can't edit videos
~ joining a cult because it would be "rude" to decline
~ a grandpa piloting a hologram of his granddaughter like a vtuber and learning he loves being an e-girl
~ Big Frosslass
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Play Pokemon Legends Z-A! It has everything!
~ being indebted ¥1,000,000 to the mob because your friend can't edit videos
~ joining a cult because it would be "rude" to decline
~ a grandpa piloting a hologram of his granddaughter like a vtuber and learning he loves being an e-girl
~ Big Frosslass
~ being indebted ¥1,000,000 to the mob because your friend can't edit videos
~ joining a cult because it would be "rude" to decline
~ a grandpa piloting a hologram of his granddaughter like a vtuber and learning he loves being an e-girl
~ Big Frosslass
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November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Can't get enough Wicked? Get the Wicked sippy cup, Wicked COVID-19 test, Wicked dental pliers, Wicked personal lubricant, Wicked single-use enema, Wicked videotape cleaner, Wicked amphetamine salt, Wicked white phosphorus, Wicked orbitoclast, Wicked candybar bag, Wicked candybar bag carrying bag,