A HUNGRY MOUTH
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ok, i'll bite. ideo games. now what
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
ok, i'll bite. ideo games. now what
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babe we talked about this you know i can only equip robes and leather armor
September 18, 2023 at 9:58 PM
babe we talked about this you know i can only equip robes and leather armor
(disarming a trapped chest) so the zookeeper's saying this monkey has "dextrous forelimbs" as it's rotating a little piece of fruit to take another bite. and i just think it's important not to devalue the word dextrous like that (poison gas starts to spray everywhere and the entire party groans)
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
(disarming a trapped chest) so the zookeeper's saying this monkey has "dextrous forelimbs" as it's rotating a little piece of fruit to take another bite. and i just think it's important not to devalue the word dextrous like that (poison gas starts to spray everywhere and the entire party groans)
new soldier conversations have unlocked at the Capital One Café, sire
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
new soldier conversations have unlocked at the Capital One Café, sire
an easy way to tell trump didn't write this is that he couldn't stay on-topic through a list of six things if his life depended on it. and subclauses, you gotta be fucking kidding
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM
an easy way to tell trump didn't write this is that he couldn't stay on-topic through a list of six things if his life depended on it. and subclauses, you gotta be fucking kidding
heartwarming video of a group of strangers working together to dig their way to a puppy that has become trapped inside a mummy in a museum exhibit
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
heartwarming video of a group of strangers working together to dig their way to a puppy that has become trapped inside a mummy in a museum exhibit
haven't seen this week's Pluribus because of traveling. but i hear they're all turning into the big changeling ocean from star trek and carol is on that little rocky island in the changeling ocean from star trek looking VERY irritated about how they mothballed all the (spins wheel) Dave and Buster's
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
haven't seen this week's Pluribus because of traveling. but i hear they're all turning into the big changeling ocean from star trek and carol is on that little rocky island in the changeling ocean from star trek looking VERY irritated about how they mothballed all the (spins wheel) Dave and Buster's
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you're not going to believe it but a second farmhouse has hit the emerald city. turn on the munchkin towncriers, any corner (there's only one corner and it spirals out to the yellow and red brick roads)
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
you're not going to believe it but a second farmhouse has hit the emerald city. turn on the munchkin towncriers, any corner (there's only one corner and it spirals out to the yellow and red brick roads)
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KEEP HONKING, I’M WONDERING IF I WOULD EVEN KNOW IF I’M A BAD PERSON OR IF MY OWN INTERIORITY ACTS AS A DEFENSE AGAINST THAT REALIZATION
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
KEEP HONKING, I’M WONDERING IF I WOULD EVEN KNOW IF I’M A BAD PERSON OR IF MY OWN INTERIORITY ACTS AS A DEFENSE AGAINST THAT REALIZATION
if you're cold, they're cold. bring in the new messages from your bank's secure communications page
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM
if you're cold, they're cold. bring in the new messages from your bank's secure communications page
The unfair Master Control Program, I call him "Mr. VCR," who I have never spoken to before today, was very immature and nasty, telling me to "Log in" even though HE ASKED for the meeting! He has since invited me to his cheap looking neon castle, where they "De-Rez" you (not good!) SHUT IT DOWN, NOW!
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The unfair Master Control Program, I call him "Mr. VCR," who I have never spoken to before today, was very immature and nasty, telling me to "Log in" even though HE ASKED for the meeting! He has since invited me to his cheap looking neon castle, where they "De-Rez" you (not good!) SHUT IT DOWN, NOW!
one side of my family has appendixes made of wet tissue paper that abruptly rupture and then require swift and expensive intervention shortly thereafter. i'm not especially good at swift or expensive so it's just something fun to think about when i have any sort of abdominal ache
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
one side of my family has appendixes made of wet tissue paper that abruptly rupture and then require swift and expensive intervention shortly thereafter. i'm not especially good at swift or expensive so it's just something fun to think about when i have any sort of abdominal ache
RECORD EXEC: you can't write an entire song about meat lasagna.
TRAIN: fuck. ok. ok. ..fuck. ok, uh, how about this:
TRAIN: fuck. ok. ok. ..fuck. ok, uh, how about this:
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
RECORD EXEC: you can't write an entire song about meat lasagna.
TRAIN: fuck. ok. ok. ..fuck. ok, uh, how about this:
TRAIN: fuck. ok. ok. ..fuck. ok, uh, how about this:
hate it when i accidentally put on three pairs of shoes
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
hate it when i accidentally put on three pairs of shoes
we were too late to stop the warlock's ritual. but it turns out it was just to get always at least ten extra stray french fries in the bag, which seems fine. decent guy actually
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
we were too late to stop the warlock's ritual. but it turns out it was just to get always at least ten extra stray french fries in the bag, which seems fine. decent guy actually
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Stranger in New England? Don't be surprised if an otherwise unassuming local passing on the street challenges you for the few sweet sips found in our bountifully occurring Ground Dunkin!
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Stranger in New England? Don't be surprised if an otherwise unassuming local passing on the street challenges you for the few sweet sips found in our bountifully occurring Ground Dunkin!
kind of a weird part of Gerbert's memoir
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
kind of a weird part of Gerbert's memoir
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it sucks that the Pluribus virus means i'm mentally united with all the foot guys in the world. feels like i'm not supposed to say anything about it
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
it sucks that the Pluribus virus means i'm mentally united with all the foot guys in the world. feels like i'm not supposed to say anything about it
HOMER: (gasps) FaZe Rug?!?!
FAZE RUG: No cap Homer,
FAZE RUG: No cap Homer,
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
HOMER: (gasps) FaZe Rug?!?!
FAZE RUG: No cap Homer,
FAZE RUG: No cap Homer,
"got caught" is his new tic, interesting in light of what we're re hearing on the news now of days
Trump lashing out in fear at GOP lawmakers will not end well for him.
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"got caught" is his new tic, interesting in light of what we're re hearing on the news now of days
(walking into another room holding my phone) oh boy, sheesh, what did Donald Trump do now??
(twenty seconds pass. a choked yelp. i shamble back through the doorway with a thousand yard stare, hair standing straight, my tongue clenched between my teeth and halfway bitten through. the reek of ozone
(twenty seconds pass. a choked yelp. i shamble back through the doorway with a thousand yard stare, hair standing straight, my tongue clenched between my teeth and halfway bitten through. the reek of ozone
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
(walking into another room holding my phone) oh boy, sheesh, what did Donald Trump do now??
(twenty seconds pass. a choked yelp. i shamble back through the doorway with a thousand yard stare, hair standing straight, my tongue clenched between my teeth and halfway bitten through. the reek of ozone
(twenty seconds pass. a choked yelp. i shamble back through the doorway with a thousand yard stare, hair standing straight, my tongue clenched between my teeth and halfway bitten through. the reek of ozone
this is misleading. if you include "trumo", "trunl" and "dondal.d turp" it's a much larger number
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
this is misleading. if you include "trumo", "trunl" and "dondal.d turp" it's a much larger number
the old gel pen is dying, and the new gel pen struggles to remove the little plastic ball covering the nib
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
the old gel pen is dying, and the new gel pen struggles to remove the little plastic ball covering the nib