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A HUNGRY MOUTH
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tweet by ahungrymouth: me (aloud in my open plan office, in a flat affect): Small candies are running low. ... My small candy supply is critical. ... Out of small candies! I don't have enough small candies to do that right now. I can't do that--out of small candies. I must gather some small candies
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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kind of a weird part of Gerbert's memoir
Like all men but more so, he was a hunter. In a literal sense, he used not a bullet but a bird. It was not about a chase but about a puzzle of logic and skill that amounted to a test of his self-mastery. He was the mouse and the architect of his maze. The giver of his own pleasure and torment. He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself. I understood this just as I came to understand the range of his kinks and complexes and how they fit within what I thought I understood of his soul.
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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me: haha, ok, we did our tooth brushing and your jammies are on, no more stalling, it's time for bed

the merchant from resident evil 4:
Digimon Story TIme Stranger
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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(Coach Z voice)
Trump post on Truth Social: South Carerdddd
October 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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post by @jordanjamboree: sorry I called our second date "the squeekuel" can I still eat you out following timeline post by @morrowind-txt: I don't think so.
October 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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"damn, bitch, you live like this?" Roxanne responds, "If you are pained by external things, it is not they that disturb you, but your own judgment of them. And it is in your power to wipe out that judgment now."
October 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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i just need to catch up on sleep
"i just need to get through this week" meme without text, depicting various miseries
October 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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tweet by a hungry mouth: Dreamed i was the male lead in a late 90s sitcom. No one could stand me, called me "asshole," " pervert, " etc. Ended up at a party at Special Guest Norm MacDonald's house and made a witty quip disparaging the snacks, & he replied "Jesus, man. I worked really hard on this"
October 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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in the matter of being bigoted against the computer program,
Mastodon post by Eugen Rochko: That bullshit doesn't work on me man.
October 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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tweet by a hungry mouth: you know the drill: smash that like button, subscribe and ring that bell, & if you've already done all that and still want to help the channel, then staring at this post for just 20 minutes twice a day would really help me game the system, which unfairly rewards better posts
September 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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tweet by a hungry mouth: getting with the latest "smart home" fad by connecting all my appliances to a gigantic centralized capstan laboriously turned by my exhausted conquered foes
September 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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tweet by raandy: trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh [audience going berserk]
September 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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The President's Brain Advisory System has issued an updated Bulletin regarding the current heightened threat environment across the United States. The status is now "Ren & Stimpy" Muck (Red).
color-coded chart a la the Homeland Security Advisory System. "Ren & Stimpy Muck" (Red) - There is a Eyeball Floating In It Mush (Orange) - What Has External Reality Ever Done For Me Anyway Spongy (Yellow) - Did You Hear About This "Jade Helm" Thing Tender (Blue) - General Distortion of Perceived Reality Normal (Green) - Brain is Fine (Must Be Nice)
September 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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"I spent a decade as a progressive leader"
Homer Simpson, backed by his imaginary squad of "political powers"
September 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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my buddy Trant Heidelstam will have something to say about this
fitbit app warning me of a recorded low heart rate for a brief period today, 45-49 bpm
September 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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soldier shielding sleeping child from bullets, grenades, etc. his head is large and face small
September 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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George Bailey grabbing Uncle Billy by the lapels in "It's a Wonderful Life"
August 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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they're doing this to me tomorrow
a tiny, smiling blue guy in the corner of a solid red canvas
August 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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tweet by a hungry mouth: hey man what happened to my empire of dirt. what do you mean someone gave it away
August 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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tweet by a hungry mouth: making friends as an adult is easy, just do bar trivia as a one man team, place high enough so maybe the winning team will come over and say "nice job on that geography round man, almost had us there" or something, then after that happens ten or so times ask their names
July 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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oh my god get bent
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July 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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tweet by birdsrightsactivist: I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
June 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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anyway here's this
tweet by a hungry mouth: (tapping at your window with a red pen) bro let me in. i need to check your work
June 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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looking for a Normal place to live
photo of a "kitchen" comprising, from left to right along one wall, a sink in an awkward corner area blocked by a post, an oven in its own oven-sized closet/nook, a sealed fireplace, and a fridge in the farthest corner. to sum up, each of the things intended to be actually used has some kind of obstruction separating it from the others
June 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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also you are probably carrying 135 kilograms of high explosives (screenshot from it-he.org)
General Resurrection Machinery "He paid no attention to the natives as they watched him systematically dismember himself." -Painwise The hacker freaks out and locks himself in a small cupboard, (such as a lift) assuming the lotus position and surrounded by a large pile of high explosives. (System Shock screenshot: an elevator whose floor is littered with large grenades and bombs, captioned "PNP man contemplates a viking funeral") The hacker then consumes all the berserk, genius and sight patches at once getting himself higher than the Pope. (System Shock screenshot: UI depicting the player character status as a little red guy with a bright blue aura, captioned "Hoo! I'm glowing.. I'm glowing.. Hey Rick, I've got six arms!!") Totally stoned, he bangs two live frag grenades together. Later on some robots come past and wonder why the lift doors are bulging out like that.
May 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM