AHM
@ahm.bsky.social
The artist formerly known as 76.
Gen X.VI
Gen X.VI
How will the billionaires fuck us next, once they finish buying all the homes? I’m sure they’ll figure out a way to make us all pay monthly for food. Start it out real cheap and convenient, kill off all the grocery stores and restaurants, then jack up the monthly rate to infinity.
September 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
How will the billionaires fuck us next, once they finish buying all the homes? I’m sure they’ll figure out a way to make us all pay monthly for food. Start it out real cheap and convenient, kill off all the grocery stores and restaurants, then jack up the monthly rate to infinity.
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This is why I pay for Internet
August 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
This is why I pay for Internet
Same, it’s like a face-based queasiness, the lips, the cheeks, it all turns to poisoned rubber 🤢
July 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Same, it’s like a face-based queasiness, the lips, the cheeks, it all turns to poisoned rubber 🤢
Just running through twootter for a sec to brag that I saw a tall pug. A TALL PUG!!! This proves that Jesus loves me
🏃🏻♀️kbyee
🏃🏻♀️kbyee
July 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Just running through twootter for a sec to brag that I saw a tall pug. A TALL PUG!!! This proves that Jesus loves me
🏃🏻♀️kbyee
🏃🏻♀️kbyee
Someone should write a horror movie about a woman running for her life while being relentlessly pursued by a forced software update.
April 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Someone should write a horror movie about a woman running for her life while being relentlessly pursued by a forced software update.
Tried “High Intensity Interval Training” in my living room, but my cats were like, “lol that’s not how you do zoomies.”
March 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Tried “High Intensity Interval Training” in my living room, but my cats were like, “lol that’s not how you do zoomies.”
Great, now I gotta hear my special someone rave about AOC’s butt in mom jeans
March 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Great, now I gotta hear my special someone rave about AOC’s butt in mom jeans
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The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.
February 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.
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Cemeteries should have some of those “future resident” parking spaces like apartment complexes
February 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Cemeteries should have some of those “future resident” parking spaces like apartment complexes
Hosting a free professional development workshop today for my co-workers: Potty-Training and You: How Not to Piss All Over The Seat
February 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hosting a free professional development workshop today for my co-workers: Potty-Training and You: How Not to Piss All Over The Seat
Why does it always smell like jet fuel inside the plane before takeoff. I feel like the plane’s fart air should be separate from the human mouth germs air
February 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Why does it always smell like jet fuel inside the plane before takeoff. I feel like the plane’s fart air should be separate from the human mouth germs air
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it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in
February 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in
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The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.
February 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.
Lol I’d love to see my coworkers try to computer for themselves while I’m away at farm camp
RFK Jr said he wants to send folks who are taking antidepressants and ADHD medications to "wellness farms" in rural America where they will be forced to labor by growing organic food to "cure their addictions."
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
RFK Jr. wants to send people addicted to antidepressants to government "wellness farms"
The farms will "reparent" them.
www.motherjones.com
February 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Lol I’d love to see my coworkers try to computer for themselves while I’m away at farm camp
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this man just replied to all his love letters on VALENTINE'S DAY. pimp shit.
February 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
this man just replied to all his love letters on VALENTINE'S DAY. pimp shit.
She’s right. This is the exact playbook of oppression the German govt used 8-9 decades ago, but in warp speed.
If you cannot call it what it is when all in a week: a government removes every mention of a group of people, destroys information about them en masse, bans their discussion in schools, restricts their ability to travel and starts seizing and refusing their official identification, when will you?
February 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
She’s right. This is the exact playbook of oppression the German govt used 8-9 decades ago, but in warp speed.
This whole concept is new to me, and it explains so much.
Marc MacYoung in his book "No-Nonsense Self Defense" talks about the Criminal Interview — a process by which a would-be attacker decides if you're safe to attack.
They start by crossing a small boundary, like approaching you on the street and then standing too close. They observe how you react. 2/
They start by crossing a small boundary, like approaching you on the street and then standing too close. They observe how you react. 2/
February 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This whole concept is new to me, and it explains so much.
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In my self-defense classes I focus on how most people are socially conditioned to follow the norms of a civilized, polite society — and there is a MENTAL SHIFT required to use violence to defend from violence.
I'm reminded of this while watching our elected officials dithering and delaying. 1/
I'm reminded of this while watching our elected officials dithering and delaying. 1/
February 1, 2025 at 8:09 AM
In my self-defense classes I focus on how most people are socially conditioned to follow the norms of a civilized, polite society — and there is a MENTAL SHIFT required to use violence to defend from violence.
I'm reminded of this while watching our elected officials dithering and delaying. 1/
I'm reminded of this while watching our elected officials dithering and delaying. 1/
if you want to (roller) skate Long Beach bike path but are scared to do it alone, hmu
maps.app.goo.gl/r91GG1fu8hPU...
maps.app.goo.gl/r91GG1fu8hPU...
Google Maps
Find local businesses, view maps and get driving directions in Google Maps.
maps.app.goo.gl
February 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
if you want to (roller) skate Long Beach bike path but are scared to do it alone, hmu
maps.app.goo.gl/r91GG1fu8hPU...
maps.app.goo.gl/r91GG1fu8hPU...
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Life imitates art.
January 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Life imitates art.
Please don’t drop zuck’s face in my timeline without fixing it up in fauxtoslop
"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
Zuckerberg Says 'Everything I Say Leaks' in Leaked Meeting Audio
"There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those."
www.404media.co
January 31, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Please don’t drop zuck’s face in my timeline without fixing it up in fauxtoslop
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Explain the gap in my resume? Look, bitch… sorry, may I call you bitch?
January 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Explain the gap in my resume? Look, bitch… sorry, may I call you bitch?
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If you live anywhere near the fires, now is probably a good time to change your air filter. This thing’s nasty.
January 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If you live anywhere near the fires, now is probably a good time to change your air filter. This thing’s nasty.