AHM
@ahm.bsky.social
The artist formerly known as 76.
Gen X.VI
Gen X.VI
Don’t turn around, oiia
Der Kommissar’s in town, oiia
Der Kommissar’s in town, oiia
January 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Don’t turn around, oiia
Der Kommissar’s in town, oiia
Der Kommissar’s in town, oiia
Some blame the declining birth rate on contraceptives. I think it’s due to posts like this:
January 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Some blame the declining birth rate on contraceptives. I think it’s due to posts like this:
my xmas wish list this year
November 28, 2024 at 3:28 AM
my xmas wish list this year
“reincepriebus” sounds like something you squeeze out of an infected zit
September 11, 2024 at 3:07 AM
“reincepriebus” sounds like something you squeeze out of an infected zit
Tim Walz’ connection is cutting out— Scout’s probably chewing on the cord.
September 11, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Tim Walz’ connection is cutting out— Scout’s probably chewing on the cord.
Actually… I saw a verified report that MAGAverse republicans have been shooting other people’s pets with assault weapons as worship offerings to Trump and they also drink dog blood to make their dicks impregnate better.
September 10, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Actually… I saw a verified report that MAGAverse republicans have been shooting other people’s pets with assault weapons as worship offerings to Trump and they also drink dog blood to make their dicks impregnate better.
My cat, wild, violent, forehead covered in hundreds of red kissprints, basically doing Cactus Jack cosplay
September 1, 2023 at 9:58 PM
My cat, wild, violent, forehead covered in hundreds of red kissprints, basically doing Cactus Jack cosplay
Dodgerdog-ass ferret-ass supercalifragilistic-ass oldsmobile
July 20, 2023 at 8:48 PM
Dodgerdog-ass ferret-ass supercalifragilistic-ass oldsmobile
when restaurants post a huge picture of a yummy-looking food, but when you order it, they say they don’t have it
July 18, 2023 at 11:33 PM
when restaurants post a huge picture of a yummy-looking food, but when you order it, they say they don’t have it
LA County decided to use my idea. You’re welcome.
July 17, 2023 at 5:43 AM
LA County decided to use my idea. You’re welcome.
My joke was gonna be “this little boy can’t wait till he’s 89 so he can repeal abortion rights.”
But then I realized this victorian tot probably died of old age in the 1970s.
But then I realized this victorian tot probably died of old age in the 1970s.
July 8, 2023 at 4:16 AM
My joke was gonna be “this little boy can’t wait till he’s 89 so he can repeal abortion rights.”
But then I realized this victorian tot probably died of old age in the 1970s.
But then I realized this victorian tot probably died of old age in the 1970s.
The Bear S3:E1. Tensions rise as a bunch of Bill Swerski’s Super Fans lookin-ass fellas show up to The Bear and demand sandwiches
July 6, 2023 at 11:30 PM
The Bear S3:E1. Tensions rise as a bunch of Bill Swerski’s Super Fans lookin-ass fellas show up to The Bear and demand sandwiches
Hello I finally finished Der Bär.
Matty Matheson is such a delightful comic foil. Long live Neil Fak.
Matty Matheson is such a delightful comic foil. Long live Neil Fak.
July 6, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Hello I finally finished Der Bär.
Matty Matheson is such a delightful comic foil. Long live Neil Fak.
Matty Matheson is such a delightful comic foil. Long live Neil Fak.
Wow I just tried plant-based coffee for the first time! Another incredible industry-disrupting food science achievement!
July 6, 2023 at 5:31 PM
Wow I just tried plant-based coffee for the first time! Another incredible industry-disrupting food science achievement!
I did my first foot peel. Behold the before and after.
July 2, 2023 at 9:44 PM
I did my first foot peel. Behold the before and after.