Gobsmacked
@agrantandco.bsky.social
Lover of pineapple on pizza and animals. Owns a lot of vacuums. Doesn't understand the point of soup.
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Gobsmacked
@agrantandco.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Two things can be true at the same time - we can be both pro-Palestinian and pro-Israel. Forcing people to take sides and calling others inflammatory names isn't helping Gazans or the Palestinian cause. Jews are not the enemy, but Hamas is. Hamas are terrorists, not "freedom fighters."
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
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I served as a US ambassador and know hundreds of others
Never met one before who hired a prostitute to seduce their brother-in-law or sent a videotape of the encounter to their sister
Or who committed 18 felonies & was pardoned by another in-law
I guess the job qualifications are changing…
Never met one before who hired a prostitute to seduce their brother-in-law or sent a videotape of the encounter to their sister
Or who committed 18 felonies & was pardoned by another in-law
I guess the job qualifications are changing…
November 30, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I served as a US ambassador and know hundreds of others
Never met one before who hired a prostitute to seduce their brother-in-law or sent a videotape of the encounter to their sister
Or who committed 18 felonies & was pardoned by another in-law
I guess the job qualifications are changing…
Never met one before who hired a prostitute to seduce their brother-in-law or sent a videotape of the encounter to their sister
Or who committed 18 felonies & was pardoned by another in-law
I guess the job qualifications are changing…
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At least we will have some good reading.
Jack Smith plans to release report before Donald Trump is sworn in: CNN
Attorney General Merrick Garland is expected to publicly release Special Counsel Jack Smith's final Donald Trump report.
www.newsweek.com
November 26, 2024 at 11:05 PM
At least we will have some good reading.
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TEN WAYS TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH YOUR TRUMP-SUPPORTING RELATIVES AT THANKSGIVING
10. Ask them which appallingly offensive and insultingly unqualified member of Trump’s cabinet is their favorite
(1/8)
10. Ask them which appallingly offensive and insultingly unqualified member of Trump’s cabinet is their favorite
(1/8)
November 25, 2024 at 3:49 AM
TEN WAYS TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH YOUR TRUMP-SUPPORTING RELATIVES AT THANKSGIVING
10. Ask them which appallingly offensive and insultingly unqualified member of Trump’s cabinet is their favorite
(1/8)
10. Ask them which appallingly offensive and insultingly unqualified member of Trump’s cabinet is their favorite
(1/8)
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TEN MORE WAYS TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH YOUR TRUMP-SUPPORTING RELATIVES AT THANKSGIVING
10. Express relief that they were able to safely arrive at Thanksgiving dinner without being attacked by lawless migrants terrorizing the suburbs
(1/8)
10. Express relief that they were able to safely arrive at Thanksgiving dinner without being attacked by lawless migrants terrorizing the suburbs
(1/8)
November 26, 2024 at 3:53 PM
TEN MORE WAYS TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH YOUR TRUMP-SUPPORTING RELATIVES AT THANKSGIVING
10. Express relief that they were able to safely arrive at Thanksgiving dinner without being attacked by lawless migrants terrorizing the suburbs
(1/8)
10. Express relief that they were able to safely arrive at Thanksgiving dinner without being attacked by lawless migrants terrorizing the suburbs
(1/8)
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Keep in mind, knotzee creeps use free speech to take away yours.
My fav movie scene. 🕶
My fav movie scene. 🕶
November 24, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Keep in mind, knotzee creeps use free speech to take away yours.
My fav movie scene. 🕶
My fav movie scene. 🕶
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Watching people celebrate Trump's victory is like that scene in Zoolander when they have a gasoline fight at the gas station. They're just so joyful, spraying gas everywhere, laughing and convinced the world is going to get better. They don't know Trump is going to light a match.
November 22, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Watching people celebrate Trump's victory is like that scene in Zoolander when they have a gasoline fight at the gas station. They're just so joyful, spraying gas everywhere, laughing and convinced the world is going to get better. They don't know Trump is going to light a match.
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And this, gentlefolk, is why we block Trumpists on sight.
November 20, 2024 at 3:51 PM
And this, gentlefolk, is why we block Trumpists on sight.
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There were, in fact some children left behind…
So… is computer class woke?
File *trans*fers
Is math class woke?
*Trans*itive property
Is the Catholic Church woke?
*Trans*ubstantiation
You have to laugh or else you’ll end up sobbing into a glass of wine hahaha
So… is computer class woke?
File *trans*fers
Is math class woke?
*Trans*itive property
Is the Catholic Church woke?
*Trans*ubstantiation
You have to laugh or else you’ll end up sobbing into a glass of wine hahaha
November 19, 2024 at 7:08 PM
There were, in fact some children left behind…
So… is computer class woke?
File *trans*fers
Is math class woke?
*Trans*itive property
Is the Catholic Church woke?
*Trans*ubstantiation
You have to laugh or else you’ll end up sobbing into a glass of wine hahaha
So… is computer class woke?
File *trans*fers
Is math class woke?
*Trans*itive property
Is the Catholic Church woke?
*Trans*ubstantiation
You have to laugh or else you’ll end up sobbing into a glass of wine hahaha
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The amazing economy that President Biden has created from a shitstorm is going to be deliberately destroyed by the same convicted felon fraudster who fucked it all up in the first place because uninformed idiots wanted cheaper eggs/gas. It makes me angry every time I think about it.
November 17, 2024 at 5:18 PM
The amazing economy that President Biden has created from a shitstorm is going to be deliberately destroyed by the same convicted felon fraudster who fucked it all up in the first place because uninformed idiots wanted cheaper eggs/gas. It makes me angry every time I think about it.
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This was Austrian Airlines' final post over on the Twitter.
November 13, 2024 at 6:08 PM
This was Austrian Airlines' final post over on the Twitter.
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Do yourself a favor and read this from Fox News contributor Ben Domenech.
I’d like to report a murder
I’d like to report a murder
November 15, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Do yourself a favor and read this from Fox News contributor Ben Domenech.
I’d like to report a murder
I’d like to report a murder
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Roses are rouge
His son’s name is Nestor
His forehead is huge
And he’s a child molester
His son’s name is Nestor
His forehead is huge
And he’s a child molester
November 14, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Roses are rouge
His son’s name is Nestor
His forehead is huge
And he’s a child molester
His son’s name is Nestor
His forehead is huge
And he’s a child molester
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One thing I think people need to be aware of is the absolute torrent of bullshit we are about to see.
Pay attention to what else is happening when the big distracting things - deportations, etc. - start.
They’re going to try to flood the zone and ram it all through at once.
Pay attention to what else is happening when the big distracting things - deportations, etc. - start.
They’re going to try to flood the zone and ram it all through at once.
November 12, 2024 at 6:50 PM
One thing I think people need to be aware of is the absolute torrent of bullshit we are about to see.
Pay attention to what else is happening when the big distracting things - deportations, etc. - start.
They’re going to try to flood the zone and ram it all through at once.
Pay attention to what else is happening when the big distracting things - deportations, etc. - start.
They’re going to try to flood the zone and ram it all through at once.
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I, like many of you, have been contemplating our predicament since election night.
We are in a losing war for our democracy and I'm not sure we collectively know who our true adversary is.
It's not the voting blocks...white women, Latinos, Gen X. It's not MAGA. It's not even Trump.
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We are in a losing war for our democracy and I'm not sure we collectively know who our true adversary is.
It's not the voting blocks...white women, Latinos, Gen X. It's not MAGA. It's not even Trump.
🧵
November 11, 2024 at 12:35 PM
I, like many of you, have been contemplating our predicament since election night.
We are in a losing war for our democracy and I'm not sure we collectively know who our true adversary is.
It's not the voting blocks...white women, Latinos, Gen X. It's not MAGA. It's not even Trump.
🧵
We are in a losing war for our democracy and I'm not sure we collectively know who our true adversary is.
It's not the voting blocks...white women, Latinos, Gen X. It's not MAGA. It's not even Trump.
🧵
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Elon Musk is everything Republicans accuse George Soros of being.
November 12, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Elon Musk is everything Republicans accuse George Soros of being.
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A talented person wants to be the smartest person in the room by working harder than everyone else.
Trump wants to be the smartest person in the room by hiring incredibly stupid people.
Trump wants to be the smartest person in the room by hiring incredibly stupid people.
November 11, 2024 at 8:07 PM
A talented person wants to be the smartest person in the room by working harder than everyone else.
Trump wants to be the smartest person in the room by hiring incredibly stupid people.
Trump wants to be the smartest person in the room by hiring incredibly stupid people.
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Will Trump wish veterans a happy "Suckers and Loser's Day?"
November 11, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Will Trump wish veterans a happy "Suckers and Loser's Day?"
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Yep, it's Peter Morley (@morethanmySLE) on Twitter. I'm here and on Threads now. If you are on Twitter, I'll only be there a short while longer, so please help spread the word. Thanks and look forward to connecting with you on these two platforms!🙏💜
November 11, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Yep, it's Peter Morley (@morethanmySLE) on Twitter. I'm here and on Threads now. If you are on Twitter, I'll only be there a short while longer, so please help spread the word. Thanks and look forward to connecting with you on these two platforms!🙏💜