Your reward for making it to Friday is Pope Francis going Kendrick Lamar on Trump.

(newscaster voice) they're called microposts, and they're already in your bloodstream

every days news cycle is just going to be this onion headline for the next 4 years

not going to learn any trump admin names this time around. just Mean Blonde #12, Guy Who Looks Like He Killed Someone Drunk Driving A Boat, Big Pink Head, etc

Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.

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It's like the whole damn country is built on a Native American Burial Ground or something

modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves

one of the most powerful skills you can ever master for yourself is "yes, it sucks, and i love it". once you learn this you are free