Woah is that the drummer from phantom planet

The correction on this sign I saw in an elevator makes me laugh every time

when this happens they should change the name of bluesky to "twitter"

ohh,.the haters are Scared. running around like cock roaches now that The Father has returned. now lets get started, shall we

"b b b ut DRIL's Not Funny! his posts are Highly illogical, reductionist Tripe! im telling the Mods!!!" huge balloon full of piss falls on top of the mother fuckers head beofre he tells the mods

don't even give stupid edgelord dweebs attention, that's all they want. Just block that shit

"When neighbors start talking, good things happen." 🏡

banned from gardening forum for saying "it was me" every time someone posted and said "help, something is eating my tomatoes"

well done everyone, the trick to keeping the CHUDs off of this platform for now seems to be “blocking them into oblivion so they get bored, but are also uncomfortably aware they’re incredibly unwanted”

[first day at Domino's]

Manager: oh and one more thing: don't fuck the pizzas

Me: haha

Asst Manager: seriously, don't fuck them

Cook: dont fuck the pizzas dude

Me: I'm n-

Customer: that guy's not gonna fuck my pizza is he?

Manager: not if he wants to keep his job he wont.

And in true uncle fashion they have set the pier on fire.

Elon Musk has passed away. The South African billionaire tech magnate and pedophile was 52 years old. He is survived by an amount of children, some of whom were believed to still speak with him.

Today I saw a muscle guy video on tiktok and he literally said, “who wouldn’t want to have skin that looks like a hard cock” and I was like, “I think lots of people.” Then 3 videos later he was in the hospital with a heart attack induced by his steroids and it was really quite a roller coaster.

No

I don't talk about it a lot but I am a photographer.

My day job is shooting rare coins and other collectibles but these are some from years back

this is one of my favorite pictures of the big man. please remember that he loves you (unless you are a farrier, or professional hoof trimmer, in which case he hates you but it's not personal)

by now you've likely noticed that Twitter is blocking visitors from viewing tweets or user profiles unless they are logged in to an account

here are more details

for example, years ago "500 million people" were visiting Twitter each month w/o logging in

I'm just going to post my art until someone enjoys it

he came back five hours later to add on that second tweet