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The chaff flies away, the kernel remains. Something lives in you that shall outlast the stars. He/him.
I would really like the "The 2nd amendment is necessary to prevent a tyrannical government" crowd to tell me what they think about this, but they are all licking jackboots rn which makes talking hard.
A video of ICE agents conducting door-to-door searches today in Minneapolis
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
January 13, 2026 at 11:58 AM
I would really like the "The 2nd amendment is necessary to prevent a tyrannical government" crowd to tell me what they think about this, but they are all licking jackboots rn which makes talking hard.
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It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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I am, as always, listening to Tim Curry's reading of A Christmas Carol as I wrap gifts on Xmas Eve & I feel the need to share that there's a free version on YouTube right now for anyone who needs it. It will & should be taken down by dawn, but give yourself this gift: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tsI...
A Christmas Carol by Tim Curry
YouTube video by Tim Pendergast
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I am, as always, listening to Tim Curry's reading of A Christmas Carol as I wrap gifts on Xmas Eve & I feel the need to share that there's a free version on YouTube right now for anyone who needs it. It will & should be taken down by dawn, but give yourself this gift: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tsI...
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People don't say Merry Christmas to the ol' Building & Loan like they used to.
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
People don't say Merry Christmas to the ol' Building & Loan like they used to.
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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HAPPY THE ICE STORM WEEK!
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
HAPPY THE ICE STORM WEEK!
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Remember that time Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face and then the guy had to go on TV and apologise for how being shot in the face made Dick Cheny look bad?
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Remember that time Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face and then the guy had to go on TV and apologise for how being shot in the face made Dick Cheny look bad?
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Don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight and reclaim what they’ve taken from you
November 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight and reclaim what they’ve taken from you
..for the growing good of the world is partly dependent on unhistoric acts; and that things are not so ill with you and me as they might have been, is half owing to the number who lived faithfully a hidden life, and rest in unvisited tombs."
October 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
..for the growing good of the world is partly dependent on unhistoric acts; and that things are not so ill with you and me as they might have been, is half owing to the number who lived faithfully a hidden life, and rest in unvisited tombs."
Yes, police, I'd like to report a murder, The Onion has killed me.
October 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Yes, police, I'd like to report a murder, The Onion has killed me.
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RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
CNN Dot Com is covering this Kirk memorial like they have a gun to their heads.
September 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
CNN Dot Com is covering this Kirk memorial like they have a gun to their heads.
Me, watching TV in 1997: "I wonder if the hosts of The Man Show, The Apprentice, and the show about eating bugs will be highly important to American politics in 28 years?"
September 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Me, watching TV in 1997: "I wonder if the hosts of The Man Show, The Apprentice, and the show about eating bugs will be highly important to American politics in 28 years?"
Watching Sneakers tonight. No one has ever been more comfortable in their skin--in their time and place, than Redford in that movie. One foot planted in the 70s, another in 2025, all in 1990.
September 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Watching Sneakers tonight. No one has ever been more comfortable in their skin--in their time and place, than Redford in that movie. One foot planted in the 70s, another in 2025, all in 1990.
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So many adults have to fail a child before he ends up 10 years old telling CNN about the mass shooting he lived through this morning
August 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
So many adults have to fail a child before he ends up 10 years old telling CNN about the mass shooting he lived through this morning
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things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
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in a way aren't we all looking for more sink cheese where we found it yesterday
August 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
in a way aren't we all looking for more sink cheese where we found it yesterday
My "this is not a genocide" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
The comments on Bret Stephens’ latest NYT column, “No, Israel Is Not Committing Genocide in Gaza,” are really something.
July 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My "this is not a genocide" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com
June 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
June 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952