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davidho.bsky.social
Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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russelnorman.bsky.social
Waitangi 2025 #ToituTeTiriti
February 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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wilwheaton.net
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A bunch of fascists stand behind a woman who has just quoted scripture and, calling for mercy, as Christ did. They are angry, confused, and despicable because they are all weak little piss babies. The caption reads "Trump's furious beause as a Bishop, Budde can move as far as she wants diagnoally, but as a Russian pawn he can only move one square at a time." The awards for this caption are not present, but clearly implied.
January 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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bedupolker.bsky.social
An oldie from Inktober 2018: trilobyte
Three panel black and white comic. Panel 1. A smiling eel-like primitive fish shows off it's new iPhone in front of it to two trilobites. Fish dialogue: check out my new phone! It's got 16 gigabytes it can hold! Trilobite dialogue: oh yeah? How many trilobites can it hold? Panel 2: the fish looks on, concerned, as the two trilobites crawl onto the phone and others join. Panel 3: the fish looks upset, its phone is buried in several trilobites. Fish dialogue: please stop
November 26, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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blueheronfarm.bsky.social
Somehow Palpatine returned
November 6, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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bodycartoon.bsky.social
Christopher Luxon is what you get when you shave a furby then proceed to teach it nothing but business jargon.
June 17, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #825,249!

Not sure that really counts as an early adopter, but I'll take it! :)
September 17, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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mariahaskins.com
I'm still adding new speculative fiction venues to my starter packs.

If you like sci-fi, fantasy, horror, and various points in between, you can easily follow a whole bunch of podcasts, zines, and publishers by checking out these starter packs.

bsky.app/starter-pack...

bsky.app/starter-pack...
September 1, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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foxylustygrover.bsky.social
We have a new Queen! #NZPol
July 31, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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bisk.sureis.sexy
an article on the subject.
‘It's like an open prison’: the catastrophe of converting office blocks to homes
A policy designed to open up the planning system has left thousands in tiny flats, far from schools and shops. And with more deregulation coming, things will get worse
www.theguardian.com
July 15, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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kiwired.bsky.social
#NZPol
June 21, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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orthanc.nz
For no particular reason wondering what ever happened to this digger
The little yellow digger, absolutely dwarfed by the ever given as it tries to free it from the side of the suez canal
June 21, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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jonathanking.bsky.social
June 21, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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monkeyking.bsky.social
Disappointed to get this in our mailbox. It is neither soft, strong nor thoroughly absorbent.
May 18, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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thebasement.nz
The King of England lies dying and one of his sons has been exiled. A princess has vanished. Plague stalks the land and the Treasury has been plundered.

NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.
March 12, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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grantbuist.com
ARDERN: be kind
MEDIA: how dare this girlie patronise us
LUXON: deliverable deliverables
MEDIA: hurt me business daddy
February 18, 2024 at 6:21 AM