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you never see a commercial for onions. everyone just kinda knows about them
July 23, 2023 at 6:14 PM
you never see a commercial for onions. everyone just kinda knows about them
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I've decided to be the kind of person who turns to a nearby squirrel and says, "Karl, please look after our guest," whenever a stranger comes to the gate.
May 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I've decided to be the kind of person who turns to a nearby squirrel and says, "Karl, please look after our guest," whenever a stranger comes to the gate.
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GUY WHO ONLY THINKS ABOUT HOT DOGS: So the economy is fine now? Hot dogs will remain abundant?
April 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
GUY WHO ONLY THINKS ABOUT HOT DOGS: So the economy is fine now? Hot dogs will remain abundant?
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Daredevil is the role model we need: a devoutly Catholic social justice himbo
April 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Daredevil is the role model we need: a devoutly Catholic social justice himbo
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in the old days you owned like 20 movies and you watched those bitches like 700 times each
April 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
in the old days you owned like 20 movies and you watched those bitches like 700 times each
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This has been quite productive and has made me less anxious
April 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
This has been quite productive and has made me less anxious
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Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.
November 18, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.
Whenever I listen to classical music I wonder if the song I’m listening to is the “bitch I’m a cow” of that year
April 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Whenever I listen to classical music I wonder if the song I’m listening to is the “bitch I’m a cow” of that year
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met a pug today and her name was foodclown and the owner said “her name is foodclown… all one word”
April 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
met a pug today and her name was foodclown and the owner said “her name is foodclown… all one word”
Me and Easter themed whoopers
March 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me and Easter themed whoopers
I automatically dislike anyone who says “creature comfort”
March 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I automatically dislike anyone who says “creature comfort”
They should make a blue sky with only happy stuff
March 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
They should make a blue sky with only happy stuff
I shouldn’t have had so much cheese yesterday but I don’t care anymore
March 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I shouldn’t have had so much cheese yesterday but I don’t care anymore
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why does stuff have to be bad. couldn’t it be good. just a thought
March 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
why does stuff have to be bad. couldn’t it be good. just a thought
Got real close and intimate with bay leaves today for the first time
March 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Got real close and intimate with bay leaves today for the first time