Black to the Future
@adjectivej.bsky.social
Seattle-based writer and standup comedian. Black, polyam, queer/pan. Tweets/views are my own. He/him. God mutes. I block. http://linktr.ee/jjonescomedian
Ribs pre oven. Look at the seasoning...look at it!!
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Ribs pre oven. Look at the seasoning...look at it!!
I haven't gotten enough sleep in days
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I haven't gotten enough sleep in days
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If you like to gamble, I tell you, I'm your man. You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me.
The pleasure is to play. Makes no difference what you say. I don't share your greed, the only card I need is the ace of spades, the ace of spades!!
The pleasure is to play. Makes no difference what you say. I don't share your greed, the only card I need is the ace of spades, the ace of spades!!
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
If you like to gamble, I tell you, I'm your man. You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me.
The pleasure is to play. Makes no difference what you say. I don't share your greed, the only card I need is the ace of spades, the ace of spades!!
The pleasure is to play. Makes no difference what you say. I don't share your greed, the only card I need is the ace of spades, the ace of spades!!
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Wanna be scowled at? Time to call Santa Lucia, the patron saint of judgemental statues
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Wanna be scowled at? Time to call Santa Lucia, the patron saint of judgemental statues
Imagine: all the money you pay in taxes actually being used to benefit you and not to enrich the already wealthy.
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Imagine: all the money you pay in taxes actually being used to benefit you and not to enrich the already wealthy.
Having multiple jobs and still not having enough money for healthcare isn't the winning argument for private insurance that everyone makes it out to be.
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Having multiple jobs and still not having enough money for healthcare isn't the winning argument for private insurance that everyone makes it out to be.
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i just saw a pair of thigh high doc martins
i am not okay
i am not okay
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i just saw a pair of thigh high doc martins
i am not okay
i am not okay
Let me help you build your core strength.
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Let me help you build your core strength.
Every time someone thinks, "How can this get any worse?" this administration rises to answer the call.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Every time someone thinks, "How can this get any worse?" this administration rises to answer the call.
Slashed $1B in budget to the parks, started charging non-US citizens 4x more to visit the parks.
The parks in the country with the secret police force that will snatch you off the streets and send you to El Salvador even if you're in the country legally.
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11...
The parks in the country with the secret police force that will snatch you off the streets and send you to El Salvador even if you're in the country legally.
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11...
US will charge non-residents $100 to visit its most popular national parks
The spike in fees for non-US residents comes as the National Park Service budget faces potential cuts next year.
www.aljazeera.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Slashed $1B in budget to the parks, started charging non-US citizens 4x more to visit the parks.
The parks in the country with the secret police force that will snatch you off the streets and send you to El Salvador even if you're in the country legally.
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11...
The parks in the country with the secret police force that will snatch you off the streets and send you to El Salvador even if you're in the country legally.
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11...
I'm 6'6". I have never been comfortable on a plane. Ever. I'm not dressing up to be crammed into a too small metal box until my funeral.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm 6'6". I have never been comfortable on a plane. Ever. I'm not dressing up to be crammed into a too small metal box until my funeral.
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Dress up?! Plane seats aren't big enough to sneeze in, and he wants us to dress up??
Paying extra for things that used to be included in the peice but he wants us to dress up?! I have nothing kind to say
Paying extra for things that used to be included in the peice but he wants us to dress up?! I have nothing kind to say
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Dress up?! Plane seats aren't big enough to sneeze in, and he wants us to dress up??
Paying extra for things that used to be included in the peice but he wants us to dress up?! I have nothing kind to say
Paying extra for things that used to be included in the peice but he wants us to dress up?! I have nothing kind to say
The entree is meat. The two side dishes are also meat. All of the dessert are meat. All of the cocktails are just pureed cuts of meat.
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The entree is meat. The two side dishes are also meat. All of the dessert are meat. All of the cocktails are just pureed cuts of meat.
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Question 1: Do you often...hey wait come back!
Question 1: Do you often...hey wait come back!
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Do you have ADHD? Take our online test!
Question 1: Do you often...hey wait come back!
Question 1: Do you often...hey wait come back!
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ayooo
its the 26th
can a bitch get a bump
thank youuu
its the 26th
can a bitch get a bump
thank youuu
hey
hi
i got $255 due by the 30th
$1210 by the fifth
do your thing baby do your thing
linktr.ee/tichatnwa
🖤
hi
i got $255 due by the 30th
$1210 by the fifth
do your thing baby do your thing
linktr.ee/tichatnwa
🖤
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
ayooo
its the 26th
can a bitch get a bump
thank youuu
its the 26th
can a bitch get a bump
thank youuu
If you see this post a monster
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If you see this post a monster
From Portland, with love
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
From Portland, with love
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people older than me and people younger than me are equally ignorant of climate change as a global crisis
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
people older than me and people younger than me are equally ignorant of climate change as a global crisis
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
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Wishing for one big happy polycule
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Wishing for one big happy polycule
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Apple is anti-union.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Apple is anti-union.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
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i need more are supplies
SEND MONIES PLS
SEND MONIES PLS
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i need more are supplies
SEND MONIES PLS
SEND MONIES PLS
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I am not going to dive into the back and forth on piracy. I have a side, you can guess what it is.
But I will say one thing: if you get the books from your library, you're still not paying for it and the author does get compensated.
But I will say one thing: if you get the books from your library, you're still not paying for it and the author does get compensated.
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I am not going to dive into the back and forth on piracy. I have a side, you can guess what it is.
But I will say one thing: if you get the books from your library, you're still not paying for it and the author does get compensated.
But I will say one thing: if you get the books from your library, you're still not paying for it and the author does get compensated.
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Pansexuals are sex decathletes. It doesn't matter what the event is, we show up trying to win a medal.
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Pansexuals are sex decathletes. It doesn't matter what the event is, we show up trying to win a medal.