Black to the Future
@adjectivej.bsky.social
Seattle-based writer and standup comedian. Black, polyam, queer/pan. Tweets/views are my own. He/him. God mutes. I block. http://linktr.ee/jjonescomedian
Every time someone thinks, "How can this get any worse?" this administration rises to answer the call.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Every time someone thinks, "How can this get any worse?" this administration rises to answer the call.
Slashed $1B in budget to the parks, started charging non-US citizens 4x more to visit the parks.
The parks in the country with the secret police force that will snatch you off the streets and send you to El Salvador even if you're in the country legally.
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11...
The parks in the country with the secret police force that will snatch you off the streets and send you to El Salvador even if you're in the country legally.
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11...
US will charge non-residents $100 to visit its most popular national parks
The spike in fees for non-US residents comes as the National Park Service budget faces potential cuts next year.
www.aljazeera.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Slashed $1B in budget to the parks, started charging non-US citizens 4x more to visit the parks.
The parks in the country with the secret police force that will snatch you off the streets and send you to El Salvador even if you're in the country legally.
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11...
The parks in the country with the secret police force that will snatch you off the streets and send you to El Salvador even if you're in the country legally.
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11...
I'm 6'6". I have never been comfortable on a plane. Ever. I'm not dressing up to be crammed into a too small metal box until my funeral.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm 6'6". I have never been comfortable on a plane. Ever. I'm not dressing up to be crammed into a too small metal box until my funeral.
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Dress up?! Plane seats aren't big enough to sneeze in, and he wants us to dress up??
Paying extra for things that used to be included in the peice but he wants us to dress up?! I have nothing kind to say
Paying extra for things that used to be included in the peice but he wants us to dress up?! I have nothing kind to say
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Dress up?! Plane seats aren't big enough to sneeze in, and he wants us to dress up??
Paying extra for things that used to be included in the peice but he wants us to dress up?! I have nothing kind to say
Paying extra for things that used to be included in the peice but he wants us to dress up?! I have nothing kind to say
The entree is meat. The two side dishes are also meat. All of the dessert are meat. All of the cocktails are just pureed cuts of meat.
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The entree is meat. The two side dishes are also meat. All of the dessert are meat. All of the cocktails are just pureed cuts of meat.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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ayooo
its the 26th
can a bitch get a bump
thank youuu
its the 26th
can a bitch get a bump
thank youuu
hey
hi
i got $255 due by the 30th
$1210 by the fifth
do your thing baby do your thing
linktr.ee/tichatnwa
🖤
hi
i got $255 due by the 30th
$1210 by the fifth
do your thing baby do your thing
linktr.ee/tichatnwa
🖤
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
ayooo
its the 26th
can a bitch get a bump
thank youuu
its the 26th
can a bitch get a bump
thank youuu
If you see this post a monster
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If you see this post a monster
From Portland, with love
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
From Portland, with love
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people older than me and people younger than me are equally ignorant of climate change as a global crisis
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
people older than me and people younger than me are equally ignorant of climate change as a global crisis
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
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Wishing for one big happy polycule
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Wishing for one big happy polycule
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Apple is anti-union.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Apple is anti-union.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
Tesla is anti-union.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
These mega-corporations aren’t on workers’ side and their actions make it painfully clear.
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i need more are supplies
SEND MONIES PLS
SEND MONIES PLS
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i need more are supplies
SEND MONIES PLS
SEND MONIES PLS
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I am not going to dive into the back and forth on piracy. I have a side, you can guess what it is.
But I will say one thing: if you get the books from your library, you're still not paying for it and the author does get compensated.
But I will say one thing: if you get the books from your library, you're still not paying for it and the author does get compensated.
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I am not going to dive into the back and forth on piracy. I have a side, you can guess what it is.
But I will say one thing: if you get the books from your library, you're still not paying for it and the author does get compensated.
But I will say one thing: if you get the books from your library, you're still not paying for it and the author does get compensated.
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Pansexuals are sex decathletes. It doesn't matter what the event is, we show up trying to win a medal.
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Pansexuals are sex decathletes. It doesn't matter what the event is, we show up trying to win a medal.
Its almost holiday season. I'm already prepping my Christmas playlists on Spotify. I won't drop them yet, but check back on Thursday.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Its almost holiday season. I'm already prepping my Christmas playlists on Spotify. I won't drop them yet, but check back on Thursday.
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Tyson is closing a Nebraska plant that employs 3,200 workers in order to “right-size” its business.
The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay.
It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders.
Textbook corporate greed.
The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay.
It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders.
Textbook corporate greed.
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Tyson is closing a Nebraska plant that employs 3,200 workers in order to “right-size” its business.
The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay.
It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders.
Textbook corporate greed.
The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay.
It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders.
Textbook corporate greed.
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
If you believe it
You maybe can achieve it
...you can't, that's a lie.
You maybe can achieve it
...you can't, that's a lie.
I’ll take a haiku
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If you believe it
You maybe can achieve it
...you can't, that's a lie.
You maybe can achieve it
...you can't, that's a lie.
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first date idea :
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
first date idea :
I like how step three was just "be a good houseguest" lol
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I like how step three was just "be a good houseguest" lol
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🚨BEWARE HOBO-SEXUALS🚨
It’s getting cold outside and these 🥷🏾🥷🏾s are giving hobo-sexual intensives focused on how to move in your house!!!
www.instagram.com/p/DRSDbSDDZL...
It’s getting cold outside and these 🥷🏾🥷🏾s are giving hobo-sexual intensives focused on how to move in your house!!!
www.instagram.com/p/DRSDbSDDZL...
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
🚨BEWARE HOBO-SEXUALS🚨
It’s getting cold outside and these 🥷🏾🥷🏾s are giving hobo-sexual intensives focused on how to move in your house!!!
www.instagram.com/p/DRSDbSDDZL...
It’s getting cold outside and these 🥷🏾🥷🏾s are giving hobo-sexual intensives focused on how to move in your house!!!
www.instagram.com/p/DRSDbSDDZL...
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Bluesky doesn't have a fail whale huh?
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Bluesky doesn't have a fail whale huh?