Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky
@gabeynotgabby.bsky.social
Cascadian comedy gal & @uwdawgpound.bsky.social's mostly-retired new boot goofer. Shows n other stuff updates on my mailing list at
www.gabeylucas.com / everettflabbergasters.substack.com
www.gabeylucas.com / everettflabbergasters.substack.com
Pinned
Anyhoo go to shows & be curious about what people are making & doing cuz it's our primary antidote to having a shit time & the current tech-promotional ecosystem is awful & antithetical to thriving cultural scenes
aka come to all my shows & tell your friends 2 read Everett Flabbergasters
aka come to all my shows & tell your friends 2 read Everett Flabbergasters
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Be it resolved: henceforth all bluesky references to "the other site" will be universally understood to refer to honestarrunner.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Be it resolved: henceforth all bluesky references to "the other site" will be universally understood to refer to honestarrunner.com
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in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site
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I need the NYT to uh. do literally any research about Seattle under Harrell before weighing in here!
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I need the NYT to uh. do literally any research about Seattle under Harrell before weighing in here!
Chapter *mumbles inaudibly* of Everett Flabbergasters:
I drew a picture of a sleeping malamute cuz looking at a sleepy boi lowers my blood pressure
everettflabbergasters.substack.com/p/a-very-goo...
I drew a picture of a sleeping malamute cuz looking at a sleepy boi lowers my blood pressure
everettflabbergasters.substack.com/p/a-very-goo...
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Chapter *mumbles inaudibly* of Everett Flabbergasters:
I drew a picture of a sleeping malamute cuz looking at a sleepy boi lowers my blood pressure
everettflabbergasters.substack.com/p/a-very-goo...
I drew a picture of a sleeping malamute cuz looking at a sleepy boi lowers my blood pressure
everettflabbergasters.substack.com/p/a-very-goo...
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The term "Dark Ages" refers to the centuries long absence of booty shorts from popular fashion.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The term "Dark Ages" refers to the centuries long absence of booty shorts from popular fashion.
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Wilson's win means an end to heavy-handed corporate patronage in the mayor's office going back to 2013, a lineage running from the serial child predator who resigned in disgrace to the mayor who inherited all his donors & teargassed the city, to the guy who supported both of them to the bitter end
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Wilson's win means an end to heavy-handed corporate patronage in the mayor's office going back to 2013, a lineage running from the serial child predator who resigned in disgrace to the mayor who inherited all his donors & teargassed the city, to the guy who supported both of them to the bitter end
First of all "Who do you love" is grammatically incorrect, as the one being loved is the object it ends "-om" i.e. "Who doom you love"
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
First of all "Who do you love" is grammatically incorrect, as the one being loved is the object it ends "-om" i.e. "Who doom you love"
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Me, as a therapist: I mean, most people suck. so that's. you know.
Me, as a therapist: Have you thought about getting over it?
Me, as a therapist: break up with him
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Me, as a therapist: I mean, most people suck. so that's. you know.
Joketeller's Union endorsement-getters remain undefeated (so happy yaaaaayyyy)
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Joketeller's Union endorsement-getters remain undefeated (so happy yaaaaayyyy)
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"Creative juices flowing" listen man i dont wanna hear about the viscosity of your creativity that's gross
September 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"Creative juices flowing" listen man i dont wanna hear about the viscosity of your creativity that's gross
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This is one of the things I hate most about modern capitalism. The idea of making money has been fully peeled away from delivering any kind of goods or services that people would want to pay money for.
What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.
There Are No Weird Blogs Anymore Cause It’s More Fruitful to Drive Them Out of Business
I learned many surprising lessons from my 20 months as editor-in-chief of...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This is one of the things I hate most about modern capitalism. The idea of making money has been fully peeled away from delivering any kind of goods or services that people would want to pay money for.
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Theyve reawakened. I h8 it. I h8 it so much.
If one more of you spammy bilge-skeetin, 28k-person-following-ass-mfers follows me again so help me god
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Theyve reawakened. I h8 it. I h8 it so much.
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*girl who's only seen NBC's Dog Surfing Championships watching Monday Night Football* damn getting a real Dog Surfing Championships vibe from this
Sorry I can't pay attention to the Rudy Giuliani Getting Hurt In A Definitely Non-Dubious Car Accident news, all my focus is on NBC for the Dog Surfing Championships
September 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
*girl who's only seen NBC's Dog Surfing Championships watching Monday Night Football* damn getting a real Dog Surfing Championships vibe from this
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Go to your local music n comedy n shows n general community arts n culture n shit. It's $15, more fun, & we're struggling cuz everything hinges on an algorithm now + covid + listings getting replaced by pay-to-play
(& buy your tickets once you decide youre going so producers dont have to cancel!)
(& buy your tickets once you decide youre going so producers dont have to cancel!)
certainly not always possible but when you can support non-livenation shows/venues....do
September 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Go to your local music n comedy n shows n general community arts n culture n shit. It's $15, more fun, & we're struggling cuz everything hinges on an algorithm now + covid + listings getting replaced by pay-to-play
(& buy your tickets once you decide youre going so producers dont have to cancel!)
(& buy your tickets once you decide youre going so producers dont have to cancel!)
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I hate when you only need 1 googly eye
But your only option is to buy 500
But your only option is to buy 500
October 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I hate when you only need 1 googly eye
But your only option is to buy 500
But your only option is to buy 500
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Game 5 of the ALDS has entered the 9,748th inning, the Sounders are in round 3,250 of their shootout and Katie Wilson leads the vote count for mayor by 91 votes. Seattle just doesn’t like knowing results.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Game 5 of the ALDS has entered the 9,748th inning, the Sounders are in round 3,250 of their shootout and Katie Wilson leads the vote count for mayor by 91 votes. Seattle just doesn’t like knowing results.
couldn't help myself while writing the next Everett Flabbergasters chapter when a dorky ass UW history easter egg opportunity comes up
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
couldn't help myself while writing the next Everett Flabbergasters chapter when a dorky ass UW history easter egg opportunity comes up
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It's not over yet, but this is a good sign for Wilson. Every vote counts. If you voted in King County, please check your ballot status at the link below. I've had my signature flagged in the past, and it was very easy to resolve the matter.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It's not over yet, but this is a good sign for Wilson. Every vote counts. If you voted in King County, please check your ballot status at the link below. I've had my signature flagged in the past, and it was very easy to resolve the matter.
And coming up next on Game Show Network, America's favorite concert pastime "Is He Hot, Or Is He Just Playing Bass?"
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
And coming up next on Game Show Network, America's favorite concert pastime "Is He Hot, Or Is He Just Playing Bass?"
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Immensely refreshing read
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Immensely refreshing read
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As of today, approximately 1,800 challenged ballots were outstanding in Seattle, with the mayor's race likely to be decided by hundreds of votes. Visit the link below to check that your ballot has been counted, and if not, what you need to do next.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
As of today, approximately 1,800 challenged ballots were outstanding in Seattle, with the mayor's race likely to be decided by hundreds of votes. Visit the link below to check that your ballot has been counted, and if not, what you need to do next.
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If you haven't checked to make sure your vote counted, you need to do it now - the race for Seattle's future depends on it!
Your Vote May Not Have Counted: 1,930 of You Could Decide This Election
Your ballot might be sick. Cure it, please. We can't bear to watch it suffer.
www.thestranger.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If you haven't checked to make sure your vote counted, you need to do it now - the race for Seattle's future depends on it!