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Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky
@gabeynotgabby.bsky.social
Cascadian comedy gal & @uwdawgpound.bsky.social's mostly-retired new boot goofer. Shows n other stuff updates on my mailing list at

www.gabeylucas.com / everettflabbergasters.substack.com
Oh we talkin soup szn???
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Welcome to homestar runner dot net! "It's dot ~com~!"
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky
Be it resolved: henceforth all bluesky references to "the other site" will be universally understood to refer to honestarrunner.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If you want your favorite animal drawn on your cup, Hotwire in West Seattle d e l i v e r s:
bsky.app/profile/gabe...
The mission? Spend 2+ years going to a coffee shop thrice-weekly to befriend the baristas so that eventually 1 will ask what animal you're a fan of today & when you say ferret he'll do his best but you'll point out that 1 is hella an aligator.

You would die for them. You do not know their names.
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
couldn't help myself while writing the next Everett Flabbergasters chapter when a dorky ass UW history easter egg opportunity comes up
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Currently checkin out local PBS and youre not gonna believe what this reminds me of..
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Victorssssss!

My early childhood was 90% just hangin at Victor's. And any drive through Redmond I ~will~ be poppin by you betcha.
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky
I need the NYT to uh. do literally any research about Seattle under Harrell before weighing in here!
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Top 5 Own Fart Sniffer of our time
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky
The term "Dark Ages" refers to the centuries long absence of booty shorts from popular fashion.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
No no it means the first instinct was right and i shoulda done it
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I hate that that was my first thought and then i went "no let's make it more technical and neurotic"
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
we're not gonna waste taxpayer dollars on a giant AI interactive screens of historical figures telling us what they ate for breakfast this morninggggg!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
let's get weeeeirdddddddddd let's fist pump strangersssss
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM