Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky
@gabeynotgabby.bsky.social
Cascadian comedy gal & @uwdawgpound.bsky.social's mostly-retired new boot goofer. Shows n other stuff updates on my mailing list at
www.gabeylucas.com / everettflabbergasters.substack.com
www.gabeylucas.com / everettflabbergasters.substack.com
Oh we talkin soup szn???
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Oh we talkin soup szn???
Welcome to homestar runner dot net! "It's dot ~com~!"
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Welcome to homestar runner dot net! "It's dot ~com~!"
Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky
Be it resolved: henceforth all bluesky references to "the other site" will be universally understood to refer to honestarrunner.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Be it resolved: henceforth all bluesky references to "the other site" will be universally understood to refer to honestarrunner.com
If you want your favorite animal drawn on your cup, Hotwire in West Seattle d e l i v e r s:
bsky.app/profile/gabe...
bsky.app/profile/gabe...
The mission? Spend 2+ years going to a coffee shop thrice-weekly to befriend the baristas so that eventually 1 will ask what animal you're a fan of today & when you say ferret he'll do his best but you'll point out that 1 is hella an aligator.
You would die for them. You do not know their names.
You would die for them. You do not know their names.
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If you want your favorite animal drawn on your cup, Hotwire in West Seattle d e l i v e r s:
bsky.app/profile/gabe...
bsky.app/profile/gabe...
couldn't help myself while writing the next Everett Flabbergasters chapter when a dorky ass UW history easter egg opportunity comes up
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Currently checkin out local PBS and youre not gonna believe what this reminds me of..
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Currently checkin out local PBS and youre not gonna believe what this reminds me of..
Victorssssss!
My early childhood was 90% just hangin at Victor's. And any drive through Redmond I ~will~ be poppin by you betcha.
My early childhood was 90% just hangin at Victor's. And any drive through Redmond I ~will~ be poppin by you betcha.
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Victorssssss!
My early childhood was 90% just hangin at Victor's. And any drive through Redmond I ~will~ be poppin by you betcha.
My early childhood was 90% just hangin at Victor's. And any drive through Redmond I ~will~ be poppin by you betcha.
Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky
I need the NYT to uh. do literally any research about Seattle under Harrell before weighing in here!
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I need the NYT to uh. do literally any research about Seattle under Harrell before weighing in here!
Top 5 Own Fart Sniffer of our time
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Top 5 Own Fart Sniffer of our time
Reposted by Gabey Lucas, but on bluesky
The term "Dark Ages" refers to the centuries long absence of booty shorts from popular fashion.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The term "Dark Ages" refers to the centuries long absence of booty shorts from popular fashion.
No no it means the first instinct was right and i shoulda done it
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
No no it means the first instinct was right and i shoulda done it
I hate that that was my first thought and then i went "no let's make it more technical and neurotic"
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I hate that that was my first thought and then i went "no let's make it more technical and neurotic"
we're not gonna waste taxpayer dollars on a giant AI interactive screens of historical figures telling us what they ate for breakfast this morninggggg!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
we're not gonna waste taxpayer dollars on a giant AI interactive screens of historical figures telling us what they ate for breakfast this morninggggg!!!!
let's get weeeeirdddddddddd let's fist pump strangersssss
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
let's get weeeeirdddddddddd let's fist pump strangersssss