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adhdeedeeramone
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Blue soul, ruby lips
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This party is littered with bully victims who are so averse to jocks and sports the concept of being victorious makes them feel like bullies, so they self-sabotage.

They feel more comfortable locked in the locker. They feel virtuous only when picked on and they cannot handle winning.
Coffee Is For Closers Only, Charlie Brown
You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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good morning home of sexuals
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Stochastic orgasmization
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
There are bangers and then there are hangers
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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shameless self promotion plug, i have a baseball podcast
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
BREAKING NEWS

Incoming reports of a massive explosion targeting Hezbollah's sales and marketing director
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm a Slim Jim rubber limbed ambulatory sin grin

I'm a lapse allowed
I'm a gasp so proud
I'm a wonky-tonk goose's honk
I am Silent Spring loud
a man is playing a guitar in front of a crowd .
Alt: a man is playing a guitar in front of a crowd . Johnny Ramone of The Ramones
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November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Deeny once posted a skeet that counted as collateral towards my bail bond so you should take a moment to read.
Slice write extremely funny stories that you should all take a moment to read. I hired him to write my tijuana bibles and hes fantastic. Give him a shot
“Again the woman threw her drink in my face. Red wine rolled down my chin and stained my favorite tie. ‘I think there’s been a misunderstanding,’ I told her. ‘I said I’d like to have sex with you.’”

You can read the full entry here:

beefcarcass.com/that-time-i-...
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
If you are standing in line for your chance to do the Humpty Dance, STAY IN LINE AND IT'S PRONOUNCED WITH AN, " UMPTY ! "
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
You can de-glaze my pan
You can butter my toast.
You can season my fajitas
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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In the grime of my life
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
🎶 DDT did a job on me
Now I'm a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break
the news
That I've got no mind
to lose 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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what if we tried giving 100 homeless people a gun
every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Without downloading any new pics what is it like dating you ?
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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This is by far the worst news about a Kennedy and a fired-off round to break on the date of November 22
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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alright now it's time for punk rock
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
So
Goodbye
Yellow-Dicked
Chode
a man wearing sunglasses and a feathered hat is playing drums
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a feathered hat is playing drums
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November 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Girl I'm gonna treat you like a steak and let you rest for 20 minutes
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Now this morning,
I woke up,
feelin' brand new,
I jumped up.
Feelin' my highs (yeah)
and my lows (yeah)
and my soul (yeah)
And my goal's just to stop smokin'
and stop drinkin' (what?)
And I've been thinkin' (what?)
I've got my reasons.
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Blame it on the rectangle
Answer's promise calling
Toss your own salad bar
type your password haughty

The reason has a monthly bill for
incognito browsing
Make you need to eat a pill
Type your password sobbing
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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also i am so fucking serious rn if you feel like nothing else will keep you alive, live from spite. do you have any idea how batshit upset you make transphobes by just existing. its not a good way to live but the years are lean and looking to get leaner so if that's the one thing thatll do, do it.
July 13, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Did Desperado ever come to his senses or nah ?
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM