ADHD Preacher
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PC(USA) Pastor, ADHD Xtreme. Streaming ADHD sermon prep weekly. Christianity, neurodiversity, mental health, and more.
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And with thy spirit.
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
And with thy spirit.
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ADD is being told your method is wrong while you’re quietly proving it works. #adhd #add #mentalhealth #therapist #therapyworks #therapy #neurodivergent
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
ADD is being told your method is wrong while you’re quietly proving it works. #adhd #add #mentalhealth #therapist #therapyworks #therapy #neurodivergent
...should have added to them two tsp of sugar and a squeeze of lemon
those who are well steeped in the tradition
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
...should have added to them two tsp of sugar and a squeeze of lemon
God's never ending Providence has said "I'll have one of everything" at the Chinese restaurant that is the Universe
whose never-failing providence ordereth all things both in heaven and earth
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
God's never ending Providence has said "I'll have one of everything" at the Chinese restaurant that is the Universe
I did not need this mystery today, thanks
Cognates: things happen by accident, by design, accidentally, intentionally, purposefully, but on purpose. Is it on purpose that has given us on accident?
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I did not need this mystery today, thanks
Big "alone sick at home" thoughts. 🧵
In the anti-trans Wizard School books, Snape is described as having "greasy hair" and a "hooked nose."
Firstly, wow the antisemitism. It's like a casting call for the Jew of Malta.
1/3
In the anti-trans Wizard School books, Snape is described as having "greasy hair" and a "hooked nose."
Firstly, wow the antisemitism. It's like a casting call for the Jew of Malta.
1/3
His Most Serene and Omnipotent Royal and Divine Majesty, Save-Guy With-Oily-Hair Sunday
#holyJoke #tooLiteral
#holyJoke #tooLiteral
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Big "alone sick at home" thoughts. 🧵
In the anti-trans Wizard School books, Snape is described as having "greasy hair" and a "hooked nose."
Firstly, wow the antisemitism. It's like a casting call for the Jew of Malta.
1/3
In the anti-trans Wizard School books, Snape is described as having "greasy hair" and a "hooked nose."
Firstly, wow the antisemitism. It's like a casting call for the Jew of Malta.
1/3
Are there any #geography or #GIS people who can help me work out a pet project?
Headline: what if Congressional district maps were tied to #watersheds?
Headline: what if Congressional district maps were tied to #watersheds?
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Are there any #geography or #GIS people who can help me work out a pet project?
Headline: what if Congressional district maps were tied to #watersheds?
Headline: what if Congressional district maps were tied to #watersheds?
Let's have some fun, silly confessions only.
I don't really like beef all that much.
I don't really like beef all that much.
Let's have some fun, silly confessions only. I'll start:
I confess I have never actually seen "Die Hard." ⚓
I confess I have never actually seen "Die Hard." ⚓
I confess to you and to the Church
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Let's have some fun, silly confessions only.
I don't really like beef all that much.
I don't really like beef all that much.
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OK, so. Below a certain size, the atmosphere takes care of the problem--objects below 10 meters in size, say, are going to give a great showy fireball but not do any damage on the ground unless you're really personally unlucky, like the teenager who owned this car.
meteoritecar.com
meteoritecar.com
The Peekskill Meteorite Car Official Website
The official website of the Peekskill Meteorite Car, the most famous object to ever be struck by a meteorite.
meteoritecar.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
OK, so. Below a certain size, the atmosphere takes care of the problem--objects below 10 meters in size, say, are going to give a great showy fireball but not do any damage on the ground unless you're really personally unlucky, like the teenager who owned this car.
meteoritecar.com
meteoritecar.com
...that I stole the cookie from the cookie jar
I confess to you and to the Church
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
...that I stole the cookie from the cookie jar
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I identify as a progressive Christian—mostly to stand in solidarity with others who have experienced harm in conservative Christian spheres. But my loyalty isn’t to the left of center, it’s to Christ who is above all the labels. If you’re conservative and kind, we can be friends.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I identify as a progressive Christian—mostly to stand in solidarity with others who have experienced harm in conservative Christian spheres. But my loyalty isn’t to the left of center, it’s to Christ who is above all the labels. If you’re conservative and kind, we can be friends.
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#ResistanceRoots
Today in history, 1927: Six coal miners are killed and at least 20 others wounded when Colorado state police and private guards fire into a crowd of striking miners and their families. The Columbine Mine Massacre remains one of the most tragic events in Colorado’s labor history. /1
Today in history, 1927: Six coal miners are killed and at least 20 others wounded when Colorado state police and private guards fire into a crowd of striking miners and their families. The Columbine Mine Massacre remains one of the most tragic events in Colorado’s labor history. /1
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
#ResistanceRoots
Today in history, 1927: Six coal miners are killed and at least 20 others wounded when Colorado state police and private guards fire into a crowd of striking miners and their families. The Columbine Mine Massacre remains one of the most tragic events in Colorado’s labor history. /1
Today in history, 1927: Six coal miners are killed and at least 20 others wounded when Colorado state police and private guards fire into a crowd of striking miners and their families. The Columbine Mine Massacre remains one of the most tragic events in Colorado’s labor history. /1
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"Drink ye all of this; for this is my Blood of the New Testament, which is shed for you, and for many, for the remission of sins. Do this, as oft as ye shall drink it, in remembrance of me."
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"Drink ye all of this; for this is my Blood of the New Testament, which is shed for you, and for many, for the remission of sins. Do this, as oft as ye shall drink it, in remembrance of me."
...whenever you make any changes to any aspect of congregational life.
there is the possibility of congregational reaction ranging from confusion to anger
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
...whenever you make any changes to any aspect of congregational life.
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This week's quote is from an article on dyslexia and reading the Bible by one of our PhD researchers, Zoe Strong.
Read the article here: www.tandfonline.com/doi/epdf/10....
Read the article here: www.tandfonline.com/doi/epdf/10....
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This week's quote is from an article on dyslexia and reading the Bible by one of our PhD researchers, Zoe Strong.
Read the article here: www.tandfonline.com/doi/epdf/10....
Read the article here: www.tandfonline.com/doi/epdf/10....
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The church of Jesus Christ will not be governed via passive-aggression or acute hissy fit. Here I stand.
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The church of Jesus Christ will not be governed via passive-aggression or acute hissy fit. Here I stand.
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dear
God,
protect
&
deliver
&
free
thy vulnerable children.
Amen.
God,
protect
&
deliver
&
free
thy vulnerable children.
Amen.
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
dear
God,
protect
&
deliver
&
free
thy vulnerable children.
Amen.
God,
protect
&
deliver
&
free
thy vulnerable children.
Amen.
We have Spun the Wheel of Dinner 2x, and I suspect a third spin is forthcoming...
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
We have Spun the Wheel of Dinner 2x, and I suspect a third spin is forthcoming...
Louder, for the people on the thrones!
He has cast down the mighty from their thrones
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Louder, for the people on the thrones!
Someone threw down a gauntlet, but it's too far away for you to pick up?
Problematic gage gap.
Problematic gage gap.
Prisoners keep escaping because you put the bars too far apart? Problematic cage gap.
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Someone threw down a gauntlet, but it's too far away for you to pick up?
Problematic gage gap.
Problematic gage gap.
I'm not kidding. Car commercials are the worst sign of a society-wide misapprehension. We don't deserve cars; our lives are an unearned gift. Flip your perspective.
youtube.com/shorts/RVApE...
youtube.com/shorts/RVApE...
🚗 "Stop Listening to Car Commercials" - ADHD Sermon, October 26 | #adhd_preacher on #Twitch
YouTube video by The ADHD Preacher
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November 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm not kidding. Car commercials are the worst sign of a society-wide misapprehension. We don't deserve cars; our lives are an unearned gift. Flip your perspective.
youtube.com/shorts/RVApE...
youtube.com/shorts/RVApE...
This happens to me RELENTLESSLY with audiobooks
*starts playing on phone during a show
*misses important scene
*rewinds way too far by mistake
*gets back on phone while waiting for the scene
*misses the scene again
*misses important scene
*rewinds way too far by mistake
*gets back on phone while waiting for the scene
*misses the scene again
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This happens to me RELENTLESSLY with audiobooks
"We would, but we don't own every turkey fryer."
Skill issue
Skill issue
"Show people the right way to do it."
We would, but we don't own every turkey fryer. You've got to follow the instructions that come with your turkey fryer.
We would, but we don't own every turkey fryer. You've got to follow the instructions that come with your turkey fryer.
Don't do any of this.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"We would, but we don't own every turkey fryer."
Skill issue
Skill issue
Challenge Mode: you have a toddler at home. There is ALWAYS something that generates more stream pressure than "cold calls" or "networking"
One of the hardest parts of looking for a job is that the bed is soft and warm and no one expects me to be at my computer.
Basically I get up when my anxiety reaches operational pressure. Like steam.
Basically I get up when my anxiety reaches operational pressure. Like steam.
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Challenge Mode: you have a toddler at home. There is ALWAYS something that generates more stream pressure than "cold calls" or "networking"
Because, of course, individuals are famously responsible for installing their own personal fire hydrants.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Because, of course, individuals are famously responsible for installing their own personal fire hydrants.