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ADHD Preacher
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PC(USA) Pastor, ADHD Xtreme. Streaming ADHD sermon prep weekly. Christianity, neurodiversity, mental health, and more.

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I feel like "peak geek" is some sort of fantasy mountains expert.
This soulless emoji is staring into your eyes as though into the void, for that is the nature of all Dad jokes.
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Thanks, world bodies of organization and standards. Super helpful.
Text from Wikipedia: In the World Geographical Scheme for Recording Plant Distributions (WGSRPD), West Asia excludes the Arabian Peninsula and includes Afghanistan. The Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO) excludes Egypt and includes Afghanistan. The United Nations Environment Programme excludes Cyprus, Israel, Turkey, and Iran from West Asia.
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Lost in the shuffle? Cumberland Presbyterian Church, which fits delightfully in the tapestry of Reformed denominations.

My take: 4/10. Celtic, but not very good at it. Are the center elements lozenges? Oh, they're supposed to be people's heads in a huddle. Why's that one fam so tall?
A semi-Celtic cross in gold on a field of dark blue. The cross hints at four people in a huddle. Below the cross arms, text reads "CUMBERLAND PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH"
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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#PA #DHS

...we live in America.

WTF

(Alt text: A website dialog asks you to "Verify Your Personal Information"

The first text box asks: "What is your date of birth? (required)"

The input box asks for the birth date in day, month, year format. As if we were in Europe or something.)

#BS
A website dialog asks you to "Verify Your Personal Information" The first text box asks: "What is your date of birth? (required)" The input box asks for the birth date in day, month, year format. As if we were in Europe or something.
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
adhd-preacher.bsky.social
#NoKings not mucking about in Mt. Airy, #Philadelphia #PA
Hundreds of people are gathered at the intersection of two streets, including at least one inflatable chicken. They are carrying signs and American flags. A crowd is forming at an intersection, carrying American flags, and cheering when paying motorists honk
October 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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This is the most unintentionally sci-fi verse in the #CEB #Bible translation...so far...

"The Instruction is ineffective"

🧵

1/4
Black text on a stark white background reads "The Instruction is ineffective."
September 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Two white dudes are walking through a golf course. The brunette on the left wears a white golf shirt. The one on the right wears a blue sweater, holds a beer, and says: "You had my curiosity. _Now_ you have my attention." A panel from the comic Penny Arcade by Gabe and Tycho.
September 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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My DM says this is a hunky punk.

I disagree.

Insufficiently hunky.
A decorative carving affixed to the side of a building, non-gargoyle.
September 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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🔔 What if #Bible
read #neurodivergent
against #fascism ?

The #ADHD Preacher's Workshop starts at 1 p.m. EDT today.

Roll up, roll up.

twitch.tv/adhd_preacher
A slightly smarmy white guy wearing chunky headphones and a clerical collar gestures to the left of frame. He is the ADHD Preacher. Text on-screen reads: Bell emoji What if hashtag Bible read hashtag neurodivergent against hashtag fascism ?
September 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
adhd-preacher.bsky.social
@valvesoftware.com, are your hardware survey graphics jacked up, or is the proportion of DX12GPUs running PRE-Win10 really INCREASING?

Are you accidentally counting Win11 in "pre-Win10"?

The drilldown did not improve my understanding

#Steam #SteamHardwareSurvey
A graph showing proportion of DirectX GPUs over time in Valve's Steam Hardware Survey. The greatest proportion of the graph is DirectX 12 GPUs running Windows 10, at 68%, but the number of DirectX 12 GPUs running "Pre-Win10" has increased over the last 18 months, currently sitting at 26%. This alt-text writer finds that unlikely.
September 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
adhd-preacher.bsky.social
Posting #bangers
Bangers and mash: two sausages float in gravy, next to a pile of mashed potatoes and a mess of green peas.
August 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Chat: thoughts?
A quilted pillow depicts a stylized woman holding in one hand, a dollar bill, and in the other, a candy. Superscript reads: "be honest"
July 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
adhd-preacher.bsky.social
Set your phone wallpaper to be real wallpaper. I'll go first.
A Victorian flocked wallpaper in black and dark grey, with an elaborate, repeating, slightly Eldritch design.
July 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
adhd-preacher.bsky.social
New #Calvinism meme just dropped
Theologian John Calvin looks contemplatively off-screen, with a large beard and a weird black bonnet. Meme text at the top reads: "TOTAL DEPRAVITY EQUALS AHAB" Meme text at the bottom reads: "ALL HUMANS ARE BASTARDS"
July 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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#KofiVideoChallenge
June 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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the only big beautiful bill there is
An American white pelican, with a gorgeous orange and yellow bill, floats on blue water
June 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Alt text: that clam looks an awful lot like a 🍆.

Strong BDE
that clam looks an awful lot like a penis from an implausible porno. The clam part is maybe five inches wide, but it has a wang-looking siphon about 10 inches long. It is bringing strong big dick energy
June 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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The Romans used a ceremonial bundle of sticks, called the _fasces_, which were deployed against onlookers during a ritual race. Italian authoritarians of the 20th Century appropriated the Imperial symbol to hearken back to the period of Latin greatness, and to celebrate hierarchical violence against
An old-school water well, complete with bucket, commands a view of the sunrise
June 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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I got you
A man wearing a grey blazer stands before a city street, holding a sign over his head. The sign reads "Jesus is my king. Who's yours?"
June 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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AP headline: Trump says 'We're the hottest country in the world'

Yeah, that's the global warming, boss.

#NoKings
AP headline: 'We're the hottest country in the world' Article text: Trump thanks US soldiers who have served and continue to do so today. "Thanks to their extraordinary service and devotion, 250 years later, America stands tall," he says. "America stands proof and America stands free. We're the hottest country in the world right now.
June 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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@lorifreshwater.bsky.social You were not alone.

Props to my wife for the photo.

#noKings #jenkintown #pa
A man in a gray sport coat stands in front of a downtown street, busy with traffic. In one hand, he holds a sign over his head, which reads, "Jesus is my King. Who's yours?" The edge of a clerical stole is just visible at his hip.
June 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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#Jenkintown, PA had about 100 in the rain when we showed up halfway through. #NoKings
Protesters wave signs in the rain as cars drive past an intersection in Jenkintown PA Protesters wave signs in the rain as cars drive past an intersection in Jenkintown PA Protesters wave signs in the rain as cars drive past an intersection in Jenkintown PA
June 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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We drove by this previously unremittingly conservative billboard a LOT when I was a kid - it was something of an event. Congratulations to the #Chehalis tribes, and I look forward to your messages next time I'm in SW WA...
A screenshot from the Facebook page "Lewis County Knows" reads: 'In a development historians are calling "chef's kiss levels of poetic justice, the infamous Uncle Sam billboard along I-5 near Chehalis (WA) has been purchased by the Confederated Tribes of the Chehalis Reservation -- causing several locals to experience irony-induced migraines for the first time in their lives.' The billboard features a large cartoon image of Uncle Sam, complete with US Flag themed top hat. The billboard marquee reads "YOU TOOK THE LAND. WE TOOK THE BILLBOARD." The story is attributed to medium.com, with the truncated headline "Chehalis Tribe Buys Billboard, Plans to Replace Messages with Accurate U.S. Hist..."
June 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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@siglum.bsky.social This doesn't look to me like Psalm 133 (or 132, or 134) - got a guess what's going on here?
A conversation in text: Customer: I'd like to buy an R Scribe: A regular R or a naked man tied to a tree as punishment for his deeds. Customer: Does he have any digestive issues? Scribe: Some mild ones, but he's aiming for a golden dish so he doesn't make a mess. Customer: Gold, huh? That's the touch of sophistication I want. I'll take it. Below, an illustration from a manuscript, is, indeed, a nude male human figure tied to the trunk of a tree. A ray of poop sprays from his fundament into a bowl. Musical notation frames the illustrated letter. Under the image, a Facebook reply by user Aubrey Zollo reads: "Just proves that humans have lived unhinged memes since the dawn of time."
June 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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I have #questions about how people are finding my #youtube videos with this list of search terms.
A list of youtube search terms: legends general grievous the wall alan tudyk i went to juilliard andre 3000 flute angel caught on camera danse ecclesiastes 3 goalkeeper training for kids is ash wednesday biblical Ids general conference quadriceps tear
May 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM