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Adam Passion
@adampassion.bsky.social
Failed Musician.
Failed Comedian.
Out of work Actor.
Aspiring Writer.

Monday Morning Psychologist.
Part-time Intellectual
The Human Man.
Mascot of the Arcade.

I swear without asterisks.
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Do you ever just feel like
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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I have little in common with people who have a lot in common with other people.
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Turkey is flavorless and kinda gross. Ham is where it's at. I said what I said.
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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You should be able to delete a text anytime before it’s read in case you start to feel weird about it.
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I'm a lover, not a fighter. That's why I wear Under Amour.
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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they need to learn what it’s like to be afraid of us.
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Normalize mysterious anomalies
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I don't have any roommates but I really wish evening me would do his own dishes.
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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the government is giving me $10 billion because i made a phone app that reminds you to kill yourself
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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help me tape the leaves back on these trees
October 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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hey what the fuck was with those commercials gaslighting us as kids and telling us that apple jacks cereal doesn't taste like apples. yes it does. it is very clearly apple flavored. fuck you.
October 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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defibrillate deez nuts
October 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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donating my body to pseudoscience
October 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I'd love to see a HALF moon in a horror movie some day...
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It's time to hide the salt from myself.
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Bustin bustin bustin bustin 👻
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Potion of Wonderful Petting
October 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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many people love to look at the horrific mistakes of the past and think “we should try that again”
October 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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We need to kill the head vampire
May 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Thank god it's Friday
October 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM