Christina
@actualredlobster.bsky.social
don’t you call me lady
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Look, if this sale is blocked on the grounds of “too gay” I’ll take it
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Look, if this sale is blocked on the grounds of “too gay” I’ll take it
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Nah but who the fuck is Gavin Newsom to tell me what is normal? He be fully chubbed up in tight ass wranglers tearing down homeless encampments with his bare hands
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Nah but who the fuck is Gavin Newsom to tell me what is normal? He be fully chubbed up in tight ass wranglers tearing down homeless encampments with his bare hands
I just found this apron at a vintage store where the owner didn’t know who W.C. Fields was so the tag just said “weird dude apron” which, to be fair, is accurate if not precise
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I just found this apron at a vintage store where the owner didn’t know who W.C. Fields was so the tag just said “weird dude apron” which, to be fair, is accurate if not precise
I know this isn’t important but this lady really gives me the willies because she likely doesn’t exist and I keep imagining her as a physical object that is this same back view on on all sides
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I know this isn’t important but this lady really gives me the willies because she likely doesn’t exist and I keep imagining her as a physical object that is this same back view on on all sides
I would have been a scientist if I didn’t have a Tex Avery cartoon brain
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I would have been a scientist if I didn’t have a Tex Avery cartoon brain
I bought a borescope
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I bought a borescope
Carrion flowers love to bloom around Thanksgiving for some reason
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Carrion flowers love to bloom around Thanksgiving for some reason
The Glen Powell Paradox is that he is so deeply normie and generic it makes me uncomfortable which make his performances feel subversive to me by default
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The Glen Powell Paradox is that he is so deeply normie and generic it makes me uncomfortable which make his performances feel subversive to me by default
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
There’s a fine line that I can’t explain between anthropomorphizing a pet in a way that’s hilarious and a way that’s intolerable and these people are on the wrong side of it
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
There’s a fine line that I can’t explain between anthropomorphizing a pet in a way that’s hilarious and a way that’s intolerable and these people are on the wrong side of it
It brings me no pleasure to report that Apple Cinemas on Van Ness, once one of my favorite theaters, is now the worst
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It brings me no pleasure to report that Apple Cinemas on Van Ness, once one of my favorite theaters, is now the worst
there's this awful thing where whenever I sign up for a workshop or a class a little voice echoes through my head, "it's called Goddess, not Classes"
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
there's this awful thing where whenever I sign up for a workshop or a class a little voice echoes through my head, "it's called Goddess, not Classes"
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Indie director Barbara Marques has been kidnapped by ICE. She is legally married to a U.S. citizen & was at a green card mtg when she was abducted and prevented from seeing her lawyer. Her husband Tucker May does not know where she is. Please spread the word so he can find her /1
September 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Indie director Barbara Marques has been kidnapped by ICE. She is legally married to a U.S. citizen & was at a green card mtg when she was abducted and prevented from seeing her lawyer. Her husband Tucker May does not know where she is. Please spread the word so he can find her /1
Does anyone know what time the rapture is
September 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Does anyone know what time the rapture is
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if you are gonna be charlie go outside its gonna make a mess
We
Are
Charlie
Are
Charlie
The far right really are leaning into the apocalyptic nature of #CharlieKirk's death.
Here's right-wing influencer Sam Hyde:
"What happens in next two weeks is going to determine the future of mankind. That's not hyperbole. That's just how it is."
Here's right-wing influencer Sam Hyde:
"What happens in next two weeks is going to determine the future of mankind. That's not hyperbole. That's just how it is."
September 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
if you are gonna be charlie go outside its gonna make a mess
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You cannot kill me in a way that matters.
September 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
You cannot kill me in a way that matters.
I hiked out to look at this shipwreck that has reviews on google maps. Apparently it’s a disgrace
September 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I hiked out to look at this shipwreck that has reviews on google maps. Apparently it’s a disgrace
The fact that Hunt’s comes in an opaque bottle tells you everything you need to know about it being a fundamentally dishonest and inferior ketchup
September 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The fact that Hunt’s comes in an opaque bottle tells you everything you need to know about it being a fundamentally dishonest and inferior ketchup
Getting getting absolutely turnt this Saturday night and staging a dramatic reading of Charles Durning’s filmography
September 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Getting getting absolutely turnt this Saturday night and staging a dramatic reading of Charles Durning’s filmography
magic do as you will (derogatory)
September 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
magic do as you will (derogatory)
Anyway I just unlocked VIP tier at Muji from buying so many tiny qtips so I got that going for me
September 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Anyway I just unlocked VIP tier at Muji from buying so many tiny qtips so I got that going for me
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im in prison for laughing at the wrong stuff. the only thing they let us eat in here is these but the faces are frowning
September 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
im in prison for laughing at the wrong stuff. the only thing they let us eat in here is these but the faces are frowning
Tell me about it
September 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Tell me about it