Christina
@actualredlobster.bsky.social
don’t you call me lady
I just found this apron at a vintage store where the owner didn’t know who W.C. Fields was so the tag just said “weird dude apron” which, to be fair, is accurate if not precise
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I just found this apron at a vintage store where the owner didn’t know who W.C. Fields was so the tag just said “weird dude apron” which, to be fair, is accurate if not precise
I know this isn’t important but this lady really gives me the willies because she likely doesn’t exist and I keep imagining her as a physical object that is this same back view on on all sides
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I know this isn’t important but this lady really gives me the willies because she likely doesn’t exist and I keep imagining her as a physical object that is this same back view on on all sides
Carrion flowers love to bloom around Thanksgiving for some reason
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Carrion flowers love to bloom around Thanksgiving for some reason
There’s a fine line that I can’t explain between anthropomorphizing a pet in a way that’s hilarious and a way that’s intolerable and these people are on the wrong side of it
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
There’s a fine line that I can’t explain between anthropomorphizing a pet in a way that’s hilarious and a way that’s intolerable and these people are on the wrong side of it
It brings me no pleasure to report that Apple Cinemas on Van Ness, once one of my favorite theaters, is now the worst
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It brings me no pleasure to report that Apple Cinemas on Van Ness, once one of my favorite theaters, is now the worst
Does anyone know what time the rapture is
September 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Does anyone know what time the rapture is
I hiked out to look at this shipwreck that has reviews on google maps. Apparently it’s a disgrace
September 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I hiked out to look at this shipwreck that has reviews on google maps. Apparently it’s a disgrace
Every one of these men is a hardened criminal
September 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Every one of these men is a hardened criminal
Well I accidentally booked my trip to Monterey the same weekend as the BIG FAT IDIOT convention
September 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Well I accidentally booked my trip to Monterey the same weekend as the BIG FAT IDIOT convention
Grimly trudging up the hill on our pilgrimage to look at the Weird Thing
September 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Grimly trudging up the hill on our pilgrimage to look at the Weird Thing
Look at this big ham I saw at the reptile store yesterday
August 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Look at this big ham I saw at the reptile store yesterday
Three weeks ago I said goodbye to this goober and I can’t get used to it. He was just here. What the fuck
August 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Three weeks ago I said goodbye to this goober and I can’t get used to it. He was just here. What the fuck
lol look at this sick bitch
June 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
lol look at this sick bitch
Me at work not bidding on David Lynch’s filing cabinet full of dice and teeth
May 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Me at work not bidding on David Lynch’s filing cabinet full of dice and teeth
I need to stop reading one star reviews of Barbara’s Fishtrap and go to sleep but goddamn this shit is funny
May 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I need to stop reading one star reviews of Barbara’s Fishtrap and go to sleep but goddamn this shit is funny
I stuck my arm through a broken window in an abandoned movie theater to take this photo
April 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I stuck my arm through a broken window in an abandoned movie theater to take this photo
