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Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
I get arrested every time I finish writing a thought about menstruation.
The sentence is a monthly period.
The sentence is a monthly period.
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I get arrested every time I finish writing a thought about menstruation.
The sentence is a monthly period.
The sentence is a monthly period.
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HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
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He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you've just ate
He knows full well he's normalizing
A mass surveillance state
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you've just ate
He knows full well he's normalizing
A mass surveillance state
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 AM
🎵❄️🎵
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you've just ate
He knows full well he's normalizing
A mass surveillance state
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you've just ate
He knows full well he's normalizing
A mass surveillance state
Happy Metroid Prime 4 day to those who celebrate (I have to wait for Christmas)
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Happy Metroid Prime 4 day to those who celebrate (I have to wait for Christmas)
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As a lifelong woman
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
As a lifelong woman
Whenever I need to borrow some ears, I always ask my friends and countrymen first
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Whenever I need to borrow some ears, I always ask my friends and countrymen first
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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
Me, going out: let's gooooo
Me, coming in: we're so back
Me, coming in: we're so back
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Me, going out: let's gooooo
Me, coming in: we're so back
Me, coming in: we're so back
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i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
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Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
Every day in December I'm going to!
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Every day in December I'm going to!
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Photo of an ambulance stuck in gridlock traffic
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Car-hating Transportation Alternatives boss Ben Furnas has been appointed to Mamdani's transition team for transportation, climate and infrastructure – and his agenda is a nightmare for the city's drivers.
nypost.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Photo of an ambulance stuck in gridlock traffic
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jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
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You’ve made a very powerless enemy today
October 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You’ve made a very powerless enemy today
Do you need that moisturising cream or do you actually just need to drink more water
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Do you need that moisturising cream or do you actually just need to drink more water
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People have asked what cyberpunk is, cyberpunk is when you’re standing in the rain in a trenchcoat smoking a cigarette and there’s neon signs and you see an asian person
September 8, 2024 at 10:36 PM
People have asked what cyberpunk is, cyberpunk is when you’re standing in the rain in a trenchcoat smoking a cigarette and there’s neon signs and you see an asian person
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Cyberpunk is every time you go to a taco bell and one of the menu screens is fucked up
September 8, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Cyberpunk is every time you go to a taco bell and one of the menu screens is fucked up
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I'll just leave these here
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I'll just leave these here
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy