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Hold the onions
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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this was for a colorado measure guaranteeing universal free lunch for kids. funny how a short two-column table can say so much in so little space.
This is how it looked on the ballot.
Clear and easy to understand.
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
When pharmaceutical commercials are like: don’t take if you’re allergic I’m always like- oh fuck, okay
September 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
PBS membership already paying out!
WATCH: Tonight on public television across the nation, the premiere of the new documentary “Becoming Thurgood.” It’s so good. Check your PBS and public television schedules. It is part of #HBCUWeek on PBS.
September 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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WATCH: Tonight on public television across the nation, the premiere of the new documentary “Becoming Thurgood.” It’s so good. Check your PBS and public television schedules. It is part of #HBCUWeek on PBS.
September 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
You guys, remember when there was a hot duck?
August 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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“People say oh I love that song. What they’re really saying is - that song makes me feel spiritual.”

~Brian Wilson
June 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Particularly annoying is when people argue dismissing it is disregarding Female Ways of Knowing as if science is inherently masculine and superstition disproven by the Arabs in the 1300s inherently feminine.
TY for validating my hatred of astrology.
May 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Donald Trump is illegally sending people to a prison in El Salvador; unilaterally withdrawing visas for students, sometimes for First Amendment-related reasons; and assigning the military “missions” on the border … among many other steps. If this framing leads to another chart, I’m going to go mad.
April 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.
March 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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THIS FRIDAY is the deadline to register as a Democrat (which you need to be to vote in June’s mayoral primary)
gothamist.com/news/if-you-...
NEW: Mayor Eric Adams gathered his top commissioners and officials early Monday to give marching orders under the new administration: don’t criticize President Trump, don’t interfere with immigration enforcement and trust the mayor, multiple sources told THE CITY.
Mayor Adams to Top Commissioners: Don’t Criticize Trump, Don’t Interfere with Immigration Enforcement
After weeks of confusing messaging on ICE raids, the mayor ordered his staff to stifle criticism of the feds and that he alone will make sure NYC doesn’t lose funding.
buff.ly
February 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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If you wish to vote in New York City's mayoral Dem primary in JUNE (=the election that'll pretty much decide the next mayor), you must be registered as a Democrat *BY FRIDAY.*

An insanely early deadline bound to leave people vote out. At least make sure you're not one of them if you're interested!
February 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I genuinely don’t have any blame or recriminations to share, and I’m not angry at anyone who wants to stop fascism in whatever way they can. Yes, we should learn from mistakes, but the fault for the rise of fascism lies with the fascists. Always and forever.
November 6, 2024 at 3:31 PM
What is jellicle
August 9, 2024 at 2:22 AM
What does it mean when a 40 year old dreams they’re being chased by a T-Rex asking for a friend
October 24, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Posed with *that question* I simply would be
i would simply have the best of times
i would tell Bartleby that despite his own preferences he has to do his job
October 22, 2023 at 6:57 AM
Cheddar cauliflower really is ball of fame level disappointing food names
October 9, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Just got prompted to tip at a self-checkout how are you doing?
September 28, 2023 at 3:10 PM
No one:

New York State Department of Revenue: You’d better be so fucking sure you don’t live in Yonkers….
August 14, 2023 at 11:09 PM
Timeline talking about #USWNT and #TMNT and it’s all just kinda overwhelming
August 7, 2023 at 2:25 AM
Best bar in NYC
July 10, 2023 at 1:08 AM