🍉John Steakhouse🍉
@abigbowlofchili.bsky.social
From the River to the Sea. Tier one Steakhouse Operator
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I love accusing my dog of speaking spanish
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I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
Fuck Hunter Dickinson, fucking bum
March 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Fuck Hunter Dickinson, fucking bum
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there are some people in this world that I am just not spiritually afraid of. because I have drank a beer under a bridge and I can tell that they have not
October 25, 2024 at 9:03 PM
there are some people in this world that I am just not spiritually afraid of. because I have drank a beer under a bridge and I can tell that they have not
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JUST IN: Minnesota GOP Senator Justin Eichorn arrested after trying to meet up with a 16-year-old girl.
Eichorn was arrested just hours after co-authoring a bill to recognize "Trump Derangement Syndrome" as a mental illness
Eichorn was arrested just hours after co-authoring a bill to recognize "Trump Derangement Syndrome" as a mental illness
March 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
JUST IN: Minnesota GOP Senator Justin Eichorn arrested after trying to meet up with a 16-year-old girl.
Eichorn was arrested just hours after co-authoring a bill to recognize "Trump Derangement Syndrome" as a mental illness
Eichorn was arrested just hours after co-authoring a bill to recognize "Trump Derangement Syndrome" as a mental illness
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Finally living in the world of Repo Man.
March 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Finally living in the world of Repo Man.
Officially banned from twitter and deleted off my phone
March 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Officially banned from twitter and deleted off my phone
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One of the best politics things is when a senator or whatever does something unambiguously evil and then is like “I unfortunately cannot go among my constituents because they hate me too much. It’s their fault, they are mean”
March 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
One of the best politics things is when a senator or whatever does something unambiguously evil and then is like “I unfortunately cannot go among my constituents because they hate me too much. It’s their fault, they are mean”
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being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out
March 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out
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ESPN Bet is reportedly a huge disappointment for the company, which is good because it's high time that ESPN get out of the gambling racket and go back to their roots: opening a series of sports-related bar-and-grills throughout the country.
March 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
ESPN Bet is reportedly a huge disappointment for the company, which is good because it's high time that ESPN get out of the gambling racket and go back to their roots: opening a series of sports-related bar-and-grills throughout the country.
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TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend?
REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,
REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,
February 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend?
REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,
REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,
Democrats are so fucking worthless, my god
February 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Democrats are so fucking worthless, my god
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From the TWISTED mind of director Osgood Perkins comes some of the most weirdly smug and incredibly mid shit you've ever seen.
February 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
From the TWISTED mind of director Osgood Perkins comes some of the most weirdly smug and incredibly mid shit you've ever seen.
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we’re going to be forced to rehash the 2016 primaries endlessly by these people while we’re being marched into camps
February 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
we’re going to be forced to rehash the 2016 primaries endlessly by these people while we’re being marched into camps
There’s a freakin cheeto in the White House!!
February 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
There’s a freakin cheeto in the White House!!
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gravity is doing a better job opposing the GOP than the Democrats are
BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate
February 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
gravity is doing a better job opposing the GOP than the Democrats are
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This is all happening because no one in Democratic Party leadership had the integrity to state the obvious: that Biden should not have run for reelection
February 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This is all happening because no one in Democratic Party leadership had the integrity to state the obvious: that Biden should not have run for reelection
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Got a real bad feeling
January 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Got a real bad feeling