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Spacious and crustaceous.
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del Toro: well, we could put a sexy igor in it
Shelley: we're not doing any fucking igor shit
Shelley: he's not in the fucking book
del Toro: ah but neither is this fucked up angel
Shelley: are you putting in a fucked up angel
del Toro: i love a fucked up angel
Shelley: yeah i'll allow this
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Keukegen (毛羽毛現) are hairy, dirty, and dubious thing. Looking like a sentient beard, it lives in seemingly abandoned, unclean places, which is fine except they bring disease and bad luck. Keep your home clean, or one might visit you. #MythologyMonday

🖼: M. Meyer
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I need to make myself an edit of Game of Wool but without the crying judges and permanently semi nude personality void Tom Daley.
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
'Femme' (2023) has been on the list for a while.

Some great performances, but it's felt unclear in its direction at times and didn't let us really get to know either of our leads as deeply as they deserved.
November 17, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Concept: yes
Execution: excuse me, wtf?
Rainbow Wool
Rainbow Wool is the first fashion made from the wool of gay sheep to support queer projects across the globe. #🌈🐏
rainbow-wool.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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"You're not a good enough anything to be Kronk." #wifequotedaily
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
r/velvethippos is my new sub to meander through, crying gently (but in a positive and restorative way)
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Date night idea, we see this and then afterwards go and stare silently at our untouched Angus Steakhouse chips. 💅🍹✨💕🍸👁️👁️
COME AND SEE (1985) is showing next Sun 23rd Nov at 11:40am, as well as an encore show on 24th Jan, both in our downstairs screen. Klimov’s 1985 anti war epic remains one of the most searing films ever made.

🎟️ : buff.ly/7KNKx9O
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Wow, ok, I don't know what happened, but I posted this 2 days ago, got a few likes and reposts, then suddenly, sometime during the night last night, it BLEW UP. So anyway, I just finished going through as many of the replies as I could, and I'd like to clarify a few things...
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Delighted that I don't know what a Dave Portnay is, but this dude needs more butches in his life, I can tell you that much.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
TIL that Harvey Fierstein is an amazing quilter and non binary although he's not doing labels (which is fair enough)
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If I had to explain 2025 to a time traveller, I'd show them this.

@pillsburysoyboy.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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If they could make a girl out of magpies, she would be welcome.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Million dollar idea: crochet and knitting project sets that come with the foundation or first row already cast on.
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Me: I hate consumerism, what rubbish.

Also me: 🥰💕😍✨🤤💕
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Pleasingly central dog is not helpful for project update photos.
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Gender related book bans are ridiculous. I don't believe you can artificially induce body dysmorphia in others that way.

Having said that, I bought my dog a jumper for cats that looks a little bit like a mouse, so fuck knows what her internal identity conversation looks like at the moment.
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Getting fewer 'fight climate change' ads these days and a lot more 'embrace climate adaptation' ones.

That's depressing.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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trungle!
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patreon.com/nhoj
December 20, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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My mental health cannot stand seeing more of Wes Streeting. It's buckling under the current level of exposure to Wes Streeting.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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1. Going to the Library in Smyrna or Murfreesboro, TN?

You might be greeted by an EMERGENCY CLOSURE sign.

Apparently they have detected the presence of "transgender books" and are quarantining them as if they were a dangerous plague.

The latest from S. Baum.

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Some Tennessee Libraries Shut Down For “Emergency Closure” Over Transgender Books
It is unclear how many other libraries have or may need to temporarily shut their doors in order to cull their children’s sections for gender-subversive content.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM