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The Ghost Pirate LeChonk 𓅃
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Spacious and crustaceous.
Pleasingly central dog is not helpful for project update photos.
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Gender related book bans are ridiculous. I don't believe you can artificially induce body dysmorphia in others that way.

Having said that, I bought my dog a jumper for cats that looks a little bit like a mouse, so fuck knows what her internal identity conversation looks like at the moment.
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Getting fewer 'fight climate change' ads these days and a lot more 'embrace climate adaptation' ones.

That's depressing.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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trungle!
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patreon.com/nhoj
December 20, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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My mental health cannot stand seeing more of Wes Streeting. It's buckling under the current level of exposure to Wes Streeting.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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It’s 12 November, so it’s time to mark the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale of Oregon, an attempt to clear a cetacean carcass from a beach which prompted one reporter to say “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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1. Going to the Library in Smyrna or Murfreesboro, TN?

You might be greeted by an EMERGENCY CLOSURE sign.

Apparently they have detected the presence of "transgender books" and are quarantining them as if they were a dangerous plague.

The latest from S. Baum.

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Some Tennessee Libraries Shut Down For “Emergency Closure” Over Transgender Books
It is unclear how many other libraries have or may need to temporarily shut their doors in order to cull their children’s sections for gender-subversive content.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I'm an eldritch horror that yeast children whisper about late at night.

Newborn monstrosity from the stars baby, here to bread your entire family and consume you.
Given that yeast reproduces by budding, one can argue that any yeast culture is in some sense millions of years old. You're eating entities that are older than our species.
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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They finally went and did it
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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🏳️‍⚧️ We’re back with paid opportunities for Trans+ creatives!

Writer? Illustrator? Audio producer? This is for you.

With @transhistoryweek.com we’re investing in 20 Trans+ creatives to make content for Trans+ History Week 2026.

Deadline 2nd Dec 2025, 11:59PM GMT 🗓️
🧵 Details 👇
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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if you told 17 year old me how thoroughly, world-historically vindicated ICP would be within a couple decades...
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I might need to log off.
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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This is still surprising and invigorating stuff. Wonder if my family are in the crowd. They’d have loved a nice day out up the dogs, having a boo.

youtu.be/MJnilKI-IoI?...
Churchill getting booed in Walthamstowe in 1945
YouTube video by Maz H
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Surely that’s just low-polyamory
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Anytime I mention this story theres a few dozen people who never heard about it, so for those unaware
Tesla engineer was concerned about known thermal runaway problems in the batteries, elon and his head of security concoted a mass shooter threat pretending to be him, leaked it to the press and got a bolo issued to tried to get him swatted, Elon then stiffed his head of security
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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please. My wets
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'd put money on someone working out that acronym before they even considered running the clinical trial.

Beautiful nerds.
Someone had fun with the acronym
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Absolutely hosed an entire pack of taboulleh.

Delightful.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
'Thelma' (2024)

Dude, I'm glad you love your Grandma but both of the 2 stars I gave this film on Letterboxd are for the incomparable Malcolm Mcdowell.

I would rather watch Jenny Pen several more times tbh.
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I feel like the millennial equivalent to aging parents refusing to go into a care home, is the aging parents getting ai scammed and manipulated but not listening to a word we say because when have they ever.
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Anyway who gave Lee Pace permission to be this fucking hot
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
'What? Like it's hard?'

Apparently so.
November 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM