Relaxin' Jackson
@abearmadeofbees.bsky.social
Once I saw a blimp.
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My apparently wildly unpopular take is that if you have posted on this website 10 or more times about Olivia Nuzzi, you should have your login taken away until you provide proof that you have developed a hobby.
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My apparently wildly unpopular take is that if you have posted on this website 10 or more times about Olivia Nuzzi, you should have your login taken away until you provide proof that you have developed a hobby.
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come get me, ronald reagan presidential foundation
October 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
come get me, ronald reagan presidential foundation
"Ten Ragas To A Disco Beat" was released in 1982 and is fairly clear evidence of time travel having occurred or will occur.
October 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"Ten Ragas To A Disco Beat" was released in 1982 and is fairly clear evidence of time travel having occurred or will occur.
They should give a Nobel Prize to whoever invented music.
October 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
They should give a Nobel Prize to whoever invented music.
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Its so sad that if they run out of money they have to put the judges down like when a zoo closes
October 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Its so sad that if they run out of money they have to put the judges down like when a zoo closes
El Michels Affair's "24 Hour Sports" is the best new album I've heard in an amount of time.
Shining
YouTube video by El Michels Affair - Topic
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September 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
El Michels Affair's "24 Hour Sports" is the best new album I've heard in an amount of time.
Slightly diminish a band: Monolab
Slightly diminish a band: Jaunt
August 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Monolab
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my main belief on both people is that if sydney sweeney and caitlin clark went on a date it would start the second american civil war
August 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
my main belief on both people is that if sydney sweeney and caitlin clark went on a date it would start the second american civil war
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I think the president just plainly stating that he's firing the person who produces economic data because he doesn't like the numbers officially pushes us into a new era where you just can't believe government data anymore.
August 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I think the president just plainly stating that he's firing the person who produces economic data because he doesn't like the numbers officially pushes us into a new era where you just can't believe government data anymore.
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I would rather die than create an account to continue
July 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I would rather die than create an account to continue
Nobody jaywalks in Chicago and it's fucking weird.
July 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Nobody jaywalks in Chicago and it's fucking weird.
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I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
July 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
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They're goin downy ocean hon
June 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
They're goin downy ocean hon
Movie you've watched more than 6 times (no SW, ST, LOTR).
June 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Movie you've watched more than 6 times (no SW, ST, LOTR).
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crashing the economy and starting a war in the Middle East
Donald Trump has finally become a conventional Republican after all
Donald Trump has finally become a conventional Republican after all
June 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
crashing the economy and starting a war in the Middle East
Donald Trump has finally become a conventional Republican after all
Donald Trump has finally become a conventional Republican after all
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives
June 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives
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Teaching is the one profession where you steal office supplies from home to bring to work.
May 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Teaching is the one profession where you steal office supplies from home to bring to work.
I know what Bo don't know.
May 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I know what Bo don't know.
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In advance of the Andor finale tonight, I wrote about what makes the show so much better than anything else in the modern Star Wars canon. www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
'Andor' transcended the boundaries of its universe
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary on "Andor" and its ability to traffic in the very real issues that we confront on a daily basis.
www.sfgate.com
May 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
In advance of the Andor finale tonight, I wrote about what makes the show so much better than anything else in the modern Star Wars canon. www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
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This is the right approach — speak to them as you would an especially stupid child, spell out their crimes and your contempt clearly.
I know your goal is to try to make life as hard as possible for immigrants.
May 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This is the right approach — speak to them as you would an especially stupid child, spell out their crimes and your contempt clearly.
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Montgomery Ward < JC Penny < Sears, right?
April 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Montgomery Ward < JC Penny < Sears, right?