I went to high school with Mike and read his memoir. Basically, he used to be normal but washed out of a PhD program at Oxford, lost his mind, and decided it was everyone’s fault but his own. He’s like a weird little (5’6”) Renfield to Thiel
Michael Gibson (Thiel Fellowship and 1517 Fund) just posted: “Someone should pitch Rubio on a charter city in Venezuela and Cuba.” As if he only just thought of this now. 1/ x.com/william_blak...
January 4, 2026 at 7:46 AM
I went to high school with Mike and read his memoir. Basically, he used to be normal but washed out of a PhD program at Oxford, lost his mind, and decided it was everyone’s fault but his own. He’s like a weird little (5’6”) Renfield to Thiel
If I’m ever elected mayor of New York City I’m getting sworn in with a copy of Flowers in the Attic
January 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
If I’m ever elected mayor of New York City I’m getting sworn in with a copy of Flowers in the Attic
I love our new subterranean mayor
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 AM
I love our new subterranean mayor
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-skatepark
-walk around mall
-Set small fires in the woods
Congratulations You Are Now Normal
-walk around mall
-Set small fires in the woods
Congratulations You Are Now Normal
December 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
-skatepark
-walk around mall
-Set small fires in the woods
Congratulations You Are Now Normal
-walk around mall
-Set small fires in the woods
Congratulations You Are Now Normal
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The three types of ‘50s pop songs were come on everybody let’s do the snap pea, if you ever kissed me I would turn into some goo, and hey hey beautiful child I would never take you over state lines
July 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
The three types of ‘50s pop songs were come on everybody let’s do the snap pea, if you ever kissed me I would turn into some goo, and hey hey beautiful child I would never take you over state lines
Calling every mamdani hater, yelling “BABA BOOEY!!” into the phone, then hanging up
November 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Calling every mamdani hater, yelling “BABA BOOEY!!” into the phone, then hanging up
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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CITY TO TRUMP: DROP DEAD
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
CITY TO TRUMP: DROP DEAD
Are we sure the monkeys aren’t just Tulane undergrads
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Are we sure the monkeys aren’t just Tulane undergrads
A porno called The Cask of Amontilladong. Is that anything
October 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
A porno called The Cask of Amontilladong. Is that anything
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There are so many ways to stop Stephen Miller. We should try them all. Alphabetically is fine.
October 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
There are so many ways to stop Stephen Miller. We should try them all. Alphabetically is fine.
King Charles has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever this week
September 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
King Charles has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever this week
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Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
September 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
The ceremonial Refreshing of the Wikipedia Page
September 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The ceremonial Refreshing of the Wikipedia Page
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I had a professor of Jewish Studies at UChicago who made the administration very angry because every year he made a proposal for the university to create an on-campus memorial to the worldwide victims of the UChicago economics department.
August 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I had a professor of Jewish Studies at UChicago who made the administration very angry because every year he made a proposal for the university to create an on-campus memorial to the worldwide victims of the UChicago economics department.
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Just got home from the Eric Adams scavenger hunt. We had to find 300 children’s teeth hidden in the alley behind Zero Bond, and use them to build “an electric chair for rats.” The winners got to keep the teeth. I hate this city.
August 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Just got home from the Eric Adams scavenger hunt. We had to find 300 children’s teeth hidden in the alley behind Zero Bond, and use them to build “an electric chair for rats.” The winners got to keep the teeth. I hate this city.
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he died of having this name
![tweet from Alan Dershowitz / @AlanDersh
Elon Dershowitz, Film Producer and Son of Famed Lawyer, Dies at 64
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August 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
he died of having this name
When you’re breastfeeding every restaurant is a Hooters
August 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
When you’re breastfeeding every restaurant is a Hooters
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Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
August 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
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Los Angeles The Vietcong
🤝
Forcing a humiliating
withdrawl of US marines
🤝
Forcing a humiliating
withdrawl of US marines
July 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Los Angeles The Vietcong
🤝
Forcing a humiliating
withdrawl of US marines
🤝
Forcing a humiliating
withdrawl of US marines
“My people”… Coneheads?
Only in America could a white man with a current net worth of $2 billion see himself as part of a victimized group. 🤦♂️
July 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“My people”… Coneheads?
No kings but short kings
July 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
No kings but short kings
Gonna create a burner LinkedIn account and start shitposting there
June 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Gonna create a burner LinkedIn account and start shitposting there