@abby-doodle-bug.bsky.social
Public health professional in NYC. Moral superiority does not stop diseases. Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi into the sun.
1) pitchbot is my favorite and 2) as a midwesterner I can verify I heard/had this conversation over thanksgiving (we still don't know what they were doing and we don't want to)
In this Indiana diner, everyone has three questions: How's the breaded tenderloin? Is the quarry hiring? And just what is it that Bobby Kennedy Jr. and Olivia Nuzzi were doing?
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
1) pitchbot is my favorite and 2) as a midwesterner I can verify I heard/had this conversation over thanksgiving (we still don't know what they were doing and we don't want to)
What are the odds he thinks it's some sort of Ender's Game situation, like he thinks it's a high tech CoD game and he's still in training or whatever, I feel like he's non-sober and stupid enough for that.
HegSSeth gave the order to “kill everybody” to his commanders because he is unhinged and undisciplined and is running the most powerful military in the world like he’s playing Call of Duty from his mom’s basement.
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
What are the odds he thinks it's some sort of Ender's Game situation, like he thinks it's a high tech CoD game and he's still in training or whatever, I feel like he's non-sober and stupid enough for that.
I just keep thinking of the Monroe Doctrine tbh. And the whole "Manifest Destiny" garbage.
The worst part about the boat strikes - regardless of who ordered what and besides the ultimate tragedy of lives lost - is they’re forever a stain on the professionalism and dignity of the United States military.
They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I just keep thinking of the Monroe Doctrine tbh. And the whole "Manifest Destiny" garbage.
Since AI's whole schtick is recognizing patterns, particularly in spoken/written language, I think this might be a decent use case, within reason. Until it starts hallucinating and making predictions based on that.
In a pilot study, A.I.was able to accurately predict the type of coda, the whale’s vocal clan and the individual whale with over 90% accuracy.
... it might be possible to use A.I. to find patterns within the vocal data and eventually translate what whales were saying to one another.
#incroyable
... it might be possible to use A.I. to find patterns within the vocal data and eventually translate what whales were saying to one another.
#incroyable
Opinion | I’m a Marine Biologist. This Is How I Talk to Whales.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Since AI's whole schtick is recognizing patterns, particularly in spoken/written language, I think this might be a decent use case, within reason. Until it starts hallucinating and making predictions based on that.
Truly I need to stop liking these because the algorithm can't detect satire and the content I am being fed is a big ole hoo boy. But they're so good. Pitchbot is a light in the dark.
Why Marjorie Taylor Greene should be the next president of Harvard.
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Truly I need to stop liking these because the algorithm can't detect satire and the content I am being fed is a big ole hoo boy. But they're so good. Pitchbot is a light in the dark.
The fact that the CDC is not a reputable source right now. Just. I need to go find the nearest abyss to scream into and hopefully awaken an Eldritch horror that will consume me body and soul because that would be better than this reality.
One more post re: Vaccines and Autism-gate.
CDC's webpages are a mixed bag. Some are maintained by programs -- people who follow science and evidence are updating.
But political cronies seem able to alter them without approvals.
So: check them against other reputable sources.
CDC's webpages are a mixed bag. Some are maintained by programs -- people who follow science and evidence are updating.
But political cronies seem able to alter them without approvals.
So: check them against other reputable sources.
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The fact that the CDC is not a reputable source right now. Just. I need to go find the nearest abyss to scream into and hopefully awaken an Eldritch horror that will consume me body and soul because that would be better than this reality.
Literal cherry picking. ONE GUY funded by a group of lawyers trying to bring a class action lawsuit against vaccine makers in 1996 did bad science and now it has consequences almost 30 years later. He lost his license, paper retracted, yet here we are.
Vaccines DO NOT cause autism - there is extensive research showing this. Resurrecting old, discredited, fraudulent work is shameful.
Vaccine-preventable illnesses are serious - this is going to cause real harms.
This is dangerous & disappointing.
Vaccine-preventable illnesses are serious - this is going to cause real harms.
This is dangerous & disappointing.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Literal cherry picking. ONE GUY funded by a group of lawyers trying to bring a class action lawsuit against vaccine makers in 1996 did bad science and now it has consequences almost 30 years later. He lost his license, paper retracted, yet here we are.
This is censorship, eugenics, fascism, racism, and a lot of other isms. And on top of that it's dumb and stupid.
NEW: Officials at the Indian Health Service have deemed terms like “immunizations” and “vaccines” risky “buzzwords” that require approval to be used in social media posts, pamphlets and presentations for patients.
The Indian Health Service Is Flagging Vaccine-Related Speech. Doctors Say They’re Being Censored.
Officials have deemed terms like “immunizations” and “vaccines” risky “buzzwords” that require approval to be used in social media posts, pamphlets and presentations.
www.propublica.org
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This is censorship, eugenics, fascism, racism, and a lot of other isms. And on top of that it's dumb and stupid.
The penn and teller video is such a great visual though. Clear and entertaining!
Vaccines don’t cause autism.
No matter what the 🧠🪱 says.
No matter what the 🧠🪱 says.
Penn and Teller on Vaccinations
YouTube video by UltraMiraculous
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The penn and teller video is such a great visual though. Clear and entertaining!
I am actually looking at these guys like potential threats. My pupils dilating is my fight or flight response. Freeze and fawn are not options, but kicking or running and shouting are.
Oh right right right right. That's why conservative dating apps fail and dudes like him lie about being "moderate".
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I am actually looking at these guys like potential threats. My pupils dilating is my fight or flight response. Freeze and fawn are not options, but kicking or running and shouting are.
Trust me, nobody with their headphones in at the grocery store wants to be approached and asked out. It happened to me, it was creepy, he waited until we were in the back of the store and nobody else was close by. Like leave us alone we just want to get batteries and cereal.
This is the type of dude that will 100% tap you on your shoulders and make the motion to take off your headphones just to say "Hey".
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Trust me, nobody with their headphones in at the grocery store wants to be approached and asked out. It happened to me, it was creepy, he waited until we were in the back of the store and nobody else was close by. Like leave us alone we just want to get batteries and cereal.
Literally had to correct a HISTORIAN on LinkedIn for not recognizing satire from the New Yorker of all places. Like that's their entire schtick.
I think "Recognizing Satire" should join Freshman Composition as a universal course requirement for graduation.
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Literally had to correct a HISTORIAN on LinkedIn for not recognizing satire from the New Yorker of all places. Like that's their entire schtick.
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After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
I am a STEM person, I know a lot about biology and public health but don't ask me about law or art symbolism or even engineering or math! Sure I'm great for trivia night but I am far from knowing everything. Something about Jack of all trades, master of none.
the amount of people who will say something like "they went to tech so you know they're smart"
YALL
math science engineering is a certain kind of skill that some ppl study but lolll plz do not defer to stem folks on all the things, just on stem things
YALL
math science engineering is a certain kind of skill that some ppl study but lolll plz do not defer to stem folks on all the things, just on stem things
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I am a STEM person, I know a lot about biology and public health but don't ask me about law or art symbolism or even engineering or math! Sure I'm great for trivia night but I am far from knowing everything. Something about Jack of all trades, master of none.
Very King Henry VIII of them. The more I think about it, the more I see the venn diagram as one circle. That's a bit terrifying.
If your government thinks the Pope “doesn’t know what he’s talking about” when he defends migrants’ dignity, the world should see the warning sign. The US is no longer leading on human rights. It’s suppressing them.
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Very King Henry VIII of them. The more I think about it, the more I see the venn diagram as one circle. That's a bit terrifying.
One time in college a hackathon "donated" a bunch of stale bagels to a campus apartment complex on the day of a big sporting event and then when the campus police showed up to shut down the parties someone started throwing bagels at them. If I had a nickel...
Think about how mad you'd have to be to throw a delicious sandwich. Has never even crossed my mind for a minute. Clearly it was necessary in the moment.
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
One time in college a hackathon "donated" a bunch of stale bagels to a campus apartment complex on the day of a big sporting event and then when the campus police showed up to shut down the parties someone started throwing bagels at them. If I had a nickel...
This is a great idea.
my bf, a generational hater: “i’m gonna redeem a 3-day free trial to the nyt so i can watch them crash out when mamdani wins”
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is a great idea.
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One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.
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They're a dime a dozen. By which I mean they are an incredible deal the likes of which we have not seen for decades.
October 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
They're a dime a dozen. By which I mean they are an incredible deal the likes of which we have not seen for decades.
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A picture is still worth a thousand words, but due to AI slop, those words are all melting, illegible gibberish.
October 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A picture is still worth a thousand words, but due to AI slop, those words are all melting, illegible gibberish.
Going to throw out a wacky idea: a leader people choose via democratic process and that leader presides for a set term before we pick a new one.
The left says "no kings" while the right says that Donald Trump is king. The truth might be somewhere in the middle.
October 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Going to throw out a wacky idea: a leader people choose via democratic process and that leader presides for a set term before we pick a new one.
Good night lights over the Arby's, goodnight faceless old woman you secretly lives in your home, goodnight invisible pie at the moonlite all nite diner, goodnight Carlos, goodnight Cecil, goodnight Night Vale, goodnight!
Goodnight room, goodnight moon, goodnight cow jumping over the moon, goodnight second moon, goodnight fake decoy moon, goodnight kittens.
October 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Good night lights over the Arby's, goodnight faceless old woman you secretly lives in your home, goodnight invisible pie at the moonlite all nite diner, goodnight Carlos, goodnight Cecil, goodnight Night Vale, goodnight!
The artisanal toast pop up in Fort Greene is sending me, the most accurate and scathing satire ever written about NYT.
Many on the left say that this weekend's No Kings protests represent the kind of forceful resistance to Trumpism that the country needs right now. But Zadie Zandonella-Stannard, who runs an artisanal toast pop-up in Fort Greene, says that such an approach leaves her deeply uneasy.
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The artisanal toast pop up in Fort Greene is sending me, the most accurate and scathing satire ever written about NYT.
I had to reply to this comment I saw on a post on LinkedIn about medical gatekeeping of women using BMI. My mom always said kill them with kindness!
October 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I had to reply to this comment I saw on a post on LinkedIn about medical gatekeeping of women using BMI. My mom always said kill them with kindness!
Disgusting. And his reasoning is literally so he can control his wife/women in his life. This man should not be allowed anywhere near a school.
So this teacher Charles McCant casually tries to indoctrinate the kids at LoveJoy High School to believe women shouldn't be educated. And turns out this isn't the first time this social studies teacher has been saying this.
Posted by @queenbigdawg
Posted by @queenbigdawg
October 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Disgusting. And his reasoning is literally so he can control his wife/women in his life. This man should not be allowed anywhere near a school.